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they give you total legal immunity to do whatever the fuck you want to these two girls but there are several conditions
>you'll literally receive no information about their background
>you can wound them but you can't kill them, if you mortally wound them a medic team will intervene and you'll lose your rights
do your worst robots
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i would fuck them
aboriginal
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>>37819723
I tell them to make me some tendees
>I'm fuckin hungry
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>>37819723
>you'll lose your rights
Further rights or will it work retroactively?
>Babysittin 4 Teenage Normies last night
>All in the 16-17 range 3 guys and 1 girl
>Very little self awareness
>Supposed to cook for them
>They're already cooking the steak when I get there
>Steak is well done blackened shoeleather
>Bring some alcohol and get them all buzzed but not too fucked up
>Decide to Bake a chicken while drunk
>Chicken comes out great, girl complimenting my cooking
>Take control of the bose system that has been playing shitty rap music all night
>"Damn bro, You're fucking tall Bro"
>Be maybe 6'0 if I'm lucky
>Damn bro, you're fucking big, you could like knock a nigga out bro.
>Damn this kid's IQ must not be above 100
>Weigh 180 if I'm lucky
>all of them are broke
>girl is fucking around with other kid and pissing her boyfriend off
>fights almost start over the girl
>Literally no technique
>they throw punches like a black woman
>trying to stir shit up behind each others back
Man I know your average succesful chad is going to be different but it surprised me how stupid and weak these normies were, physically and mentally. Not to mention how they don't put much value on relationships and friendships.
Go get your money up, get your body healthy and fit, and work on your social skills and learning other skills and I'm sure you'll get what you're looking for in time robots.
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>Go get your money up, get your body healthy and fit, and work on your social skills
kill yourself yourself
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>>37819705
Why are you babysitting teenagers, are they retarded?
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>>37819782
Parents out of town, Last time they were out of town they called a fat chick over and ran a train on her and did some other bullshit
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> want to apply for "real" job
> "[Company] is an affirmative action company dedicated to diversity!"
> be white male
Should I even bother, 'bots?
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>>37819623
>blaming affirmative action for your lack of skills and inability to get a job
Let me guess, you voted for Trump??
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>>37819623
Just say you're gay or something
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>>37819623
Meh I'd give it a go anyways mate, you never know you might just get the job.
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Any runescape anons out there?
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game died when Andrew Gower left
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>>37819622
yeah played osrs tho last summer because of nostalgia then I realized that the grind never ends and it's not fun anymore to talk to people on teh internet so i played dark souls instead of a few months
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currently deciding/procrastinating if I want to try out guild wars 2, get back into WoW, start playing osrs on an ironmeme, or play RS3 again.
it's been 4 days so far of not playing anything because i procrastinate a lot.
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EEEWWWWWWW WHAT IS THAT THING?? *vomits* I THINK IM GONNA BE SICK OH MY GAWD*projectile vomits* OH GOD THE SMELL JEHOVAH. WHY??
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>>37819592
faggot psyops
sage
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why do you keep posting it then?
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>>37819592
idk desu
if the sight of a pussy doesn't turn you on, then you are a closet homosexual
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>tfw all the robots who say tomoko is ideal gf don't know this is what she'd ACTUALLY look like IRL
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you say this like it's a bad thing
this the kind of girl I can chill with past midnight in a tokyo suburb just chatting shit drinking vending machine juice
like I used to do with my ex
and do with my current girl
and will do until I get too old for it
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>>37819515
Look isn't important for a GF. Except she's a disgusting fatfuck.
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>implying we don't find her cute
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is this true, is that all you need to battle all those things? 2017-06-19 02:46:50 Post No.37819513
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is this true, is that all you need to battle all those things?
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that piece of weed to help you manage depression , anxiety , light sensitivity etc...instead of pills
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DUDE
WEED
LMAO
ORIGINALDO OREGANO
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I would say almost certainly no
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Weed will only help you push down and ignore the symptoms of anxiety, and will further alienate you from the rest of society.
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Greentext your favourite kind of day 2017-06-19 02:43:16 Post No.37819459
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Greentext your favourite kind of day
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Mine;
>wake up 12 pm
>not hangover ever though I drank eight bottles of beer the night before
>rise, eat five toasts with butter and jam
>start five threads on 4chan which all get infected with angry people fighting eachother over bullshit
>have a good laugh
>17 pm - walk outside, the sky is dark and clody, the winds are strong and normies from all over town are struggling to get home from another lousy day at work
>have a pityful laugh over their sorry lifes
>buy pasta, steak and sauce
>just enough money for a sixpack of good beer
>walk home, just as I walk inside it starts raining cats and dogs
>crack open the first beer and bump my threads with hateful replies to the most angry guys I can find
>watch my neighbors argumenting while eating my steak way too rare
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>>37819459
Wake up 5 am even on days off
> get coffee
>smoke bowl
>feed cats
> gaem time, hmm mount n blade
>smoke bowl
> get coffee
>smoke bowl
>gaem time 2 maybe soulsborne
>play guitar a bit before passing out at noon
> wake up at 4 pm. Check tv. Tv suck
> sit on porch cuz nice VA weather
>dad gets home
> watch some tv with dad and brother > > bro cook dinner or I order pizza
>maybe have some booze with my dad, but I only drink like 2rd a month
>smoke bowl
>gaem tiem part 3 unless I'm too depressed
> pass out from 11 pm til 4 or 5am
Rinse lather report
Unless I have work or decide to chill with friends
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>>37819870
You smoke way to much reefer
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>don't wake up at all
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>have almost everything i can possibly want
>still feel like shit
>partner on vacation, doesnt buy portable wifi to chat
>realize im a lonely fucker without any friends
>crippling social anxiety causing complete lack of friends
>cry like some kind of faggot over the loneliness
>feel terrible but not terrible enough to off myself
>but terrible enough to impede productivity
>actually manage to exercise
>running high wears off after a few hours, feel like shit again
>realize i have it better than most people on this board wtf is my problem
>trying so hard to think positively but im failing
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>>37819398
>be me
>feel same shit
>realise it's just a wave of emotions and will pass
>go out and walk the streets to clear my head
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>be me
>utter failure
>still smug
Now stop reddit spacing
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>>37819424
Yeah i get that. It's just that i've been having these bouts and battling them for like the past ten years. Life goes great and im getting more and more productive, and i think "hell yeah im getting somewhere with this"- then boom another bout of this weird stuff hits me. And i beat myself up for losing productivity and "regressing back to square one" so to speak.
Maybe i just to accept these waves as a a part of my life, and that i'll just have to live with it.
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whoever gets the shortest original word or phrase wins
NO ORGINAMA bullshit that doesnt count
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you are a giant fag
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post fictional characters that are figuratively you
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Origional comments prevent a 2 second mute
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>>37819420
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Original bullshit
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ah fuck it why not, here goes
post your favourite liquor and where youre from itt
>pic related
>southern united states
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Its pretty entry-level, but I mostly just drink it with coke so it doesn't really matter.
>Finland
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Water
Anything else is for troglodytes
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>>37819153
Good ol Jack and coke
Southwest UnitedStates
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Discord: P6Vq8N
Drug and female free robot server looking for new members who would like a place to chat free of melodramatic women and their orbiters and people who never shut up about drugs.
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Bumping because this comment is too hot to handle
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>>37819195
why thank you kind gentlesir
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I'm a girl who does drugs and I just joined
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How do we stop the faggot psyops?
There is an active operation on /r9k/ to turn everybody gay and that is not alright.
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its unironically true, so much trap and gay threads, no frogs and feels anymore, no basement rate threats, neetbux threads, wakeup wagies....
I heared tumblr wanted to destroy the main 4chan boards by turning the robots to LBGTQs and let them atack pol
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>mfw op is turning gay and he thinks that calling his awakening a "psyop" will stop it
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>>37819234
Kill yourself, faggot. There is way too much queer shit in /r9k/.
Hiromoot needs to make a /altlgbt/ baord so that these faggots can finally be quarantined
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Whats the best mmo to play with a discord server
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>>37819106
>best mmo
runescape
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>>37819161
Runescape is god tier everything else is shit
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ffxiv is the only mmo worth playing desu