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Just quit texting her then.

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>start smut rp
>naked cuddling
>squeezes my ass
>soft moan
>he stops replying
Why do this?

>>37820622
I don't even let it get to that point.
I stop texting if their speed is too slow

lol new equivalent of a swastika

>>37820642
Someone drew chalk swastikas on a school near me.
Sheriff came to question me, because people brought up my name (I show my power level.) Local paper ran a story too.

https://archive.is/ScY1E

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>>37820618
>senior prank
so vandalism is a senior prank?
I don't even understand senior pranks, they're stupid and can get people in quite some trouble.
that's like someone knocking you out and tattooing a dick on the side of your leg and saying it's just a senior prank

>be 22
>have hairline of a 50+ year old
wanna swap?

>>37820578
you are lucky, just go bald and you don't have to worry about hair again

>>37820556
Same here, I keep getting carded everytime I order even just a beer and I once had a quarrel with the bouncer of some crappy club because he thought my ID was fake

>>37820522
suck his dick it'll be hilarious!

>>37820522
Throw her out and REEEEEEEEEE

depends, is she hot?
gonna need more pics OP

>>37820475
We are organic life like a tree is or minuscule microorganisms are
What about it?

>you're just as much an animal as a chimpanzee, dog, cat, lion, snake, goldfish

Biologically? Certainly.
Behaviorally? Absolutely not.
The only other animals that could possibly rival us are primates, and even then they have a long way to go.

>>37820491
does this not give you a new perspective? since i've thought about it i've been noticing these very animalistic behaviours from people in everyday life and even in global events, and this comparison never gets brought up.
>>37820548
>Behaviorally? Absolutely not.
no two species are alike, though, so isnt' that a given? i'm just trying to point out that humans adapted to this ecosystem that existed along other animals so there are similarities

i'm trying really hard to not sound like a hippie right now

>>37820366
how to get a library gf?

>>37820366
>gaming section
>graphic novels
if you "read" those you would be better off playing video games

>>37820401
That's clearly a B&N.

>>37820361
A normal human being whose sexual energy and desires have been corrupted by the modern world and the internet. Like the rest of us.

>underage desperately wanting to talk about babby's first fap

Out

>>37820361
>be me
>teen who plays French horn
>bathe
>imagine banging 14 year old tomboy catgirl
>have a wank

I am what?

No embrace the gay

it's 2017 it's ok

>>37820430
>>37820476
What I want to know is why you shove it in everyone face instead of simply keeping it contained among yourselves. Not a lot of people want to see that gay shit.

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Do you live alone? I can't fathom a reason I would ever be a wagecuck unless I was forced to in order to survive.

>>37820094
Of course, not every robot lives with their parents

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what are you even trying to say original comment

>gf
ew, a straightfag
go back to /b/ please.

>>37820018
what's wrong with that?
originalo comment

>>37820050

Idk what to say. Would rather just listen to her talk and not say anything back

What happened?

Also quads of truth right here.

>>37820000
How'd that happen? Do your arms still work?

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>>37820000
Yeah thats about when I pull the trigger sorry OP

>>37819929
Because youre not with the person you love and loves you back

You're biologically meant to be sleeping at night

>>37819999
Quads don't lie. But how about those who work night?

>>37819922
thats what happens man
your point?

>>37819975
I miss my tight vagina friend ;_;

It was so much hotter knowing she was a virgin and her pussy looked better.

>>37820009
Why didn't you make love to that tight pussy while you could still be the first?

How did you draw blood??????

>he's not into scat and blood
FUCKING NORMIE

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>>37819816
>try testicular stimulation
>accidentally get a gash on my dick

Connie threads are part of the interracial/faggot spam raid. Report and sage

>>37819801
No need to be so mean friend, how was your day?

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This show is pure garbage, why do people like it?
Reeeee saaaage