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itt: Weird shit that makes you rock hard
>Young female managers under 25
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>peoples opinions
>avatars/reaction image
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>>39276702
Not weird at all, but secretary outfit+ponytail+glasses makes me so incredibly horny its unreal
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>watching babies get their diapers changed
>female astronauts using those weird space toilets that recycle their urine into drinking water
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Anyone else here never really wanted a gf before or been attracted to a woman before, but isn't gay?
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>>39276628
u r gay fagget
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Even weirder, I'm bisexual and I don't want either.
I don't know if I was always like this or just got used to it.
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>>39276628
Yeah. When robots talk about loneliness it feels like the weirdest shit to me.
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>browsing internet
>find pic of a girl's ass
>say "nice ass" to myself out load
>right click to save it
>suddenly realize I'm not in my comfy home but actually standing outside holding my hand against a real girl's ass
>panic and let out some autistic sound before running away
luckily they thought I was retarded so they just laughed
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>>39276582
It's fine, lil bro. Everyone makes mistakes sometimes.
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>>39276582
That would have been Chad behavior if you didn't sperg out...
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>>39276582
I wish I had the type of autism that made me act out my thoughts and be brave in what I do instead of the type of autism that makes me squirm and act weird and quiet and scared
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This Latina woman has Asian men hovering around her like she's got free candy.
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ok boko
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>>39276576
why is this pepe so smol n frighten :(
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Anyone else in here hopelessly in love with and devoted to a girl who treats them like shit? Doesn't count if it's a fetish. Might count if you developed a fetish because of this person in order to cope with the pain and suffering. No casuals. Only people whose lives are suffering, pain, and anxiety because of their love and obsession.
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This is a greentext story thread so pls post in greentext.
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for a long time now I've felt a serious unease with life. I feel like I live on a different wavelength to most people. it's like I'm in limbo between this earth and hell. Like some twisted depiction of reality. It's hard to describe but this uneasiness is so pervasive and constant. I think this goes beyond anxiety. there's something metaphysically wrong. like I'm dead but don't know it
I never ever feel comfortable in this existence.
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>Lost your toe knife so can't slice your skin off and store it in your skin can
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>>39276470
Not to worry, you'll find it next time you play Nightcrawlers.
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>>39276484
>Tfw don't have an old 4 foot tall goblin looking man as a roommate to play childish games with
Why even live?
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Im getting extreme urges to rape and harass my crush,weve been best friends for 6 years and we still are even after i confessed once.
Wat do robots?
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Say goodbye and be solo
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>>39276400
get her drunk, and just have your way with her out when she's out like a light.
she'll never know, and you'll get what you want. win/win
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I took a trip on a gemini spacecraft
and I thought about you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxpCMZpUiP4
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I'm failing school and have a low IQ :(
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>>39276298
I also have a low IQ, I took a test and only got like 91..... I'm pretty much retarded.
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>>39276478
That's pretty average, who cares anyway as long as you're not a cunt
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I have an IQ of 131 (confirmed by offline evaluation done by psychological professionals in an academic setting) and I lay in bed on my tablet all day.
IQ doesn't mean shit if you don't have rich parents
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>tfw started working third shift at a convenience store in a predominantly black neighborhood so I probably won't even have to commit suicide now
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can we have a r9k meme/screencap request thread?
searchin for that screancap where the guy says that females are only plastic ziplock bags
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Are christian girls really as slutty as they say?
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No, real Christian girls are very good, even if they aren't virgins. Obviously there are sluts from all walks of life, and repressed christian sluts will end up being very slutty.
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"Christian" isn't really a thing anymore. All that's required to be a Christian is a belief in Jesus. There are some Christian girls who have never seen a penis outside of an anatomy book then there are Christian girls who are out partying every Friday and Saturday and fall asleep with the smell of cum on their breath.
who would actively fight against this?
it is freedom and liberation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gfZeUNI7WM
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Is social media a girl's world?
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It's a good looking and/or sociable person's world. Just like real life.