Robots, they're developing technology that will detect if you're going to commit suicide.
>this means that if someone runs the device on you
>and a loud warning siren comes out.
>they will tackle you and restrain you and lock you in the hospital
>you won't be able to leave for weeks/months till you stop being suicidal
>they will force you to take meds & therapy till you're happy
>if they still detect you to be suicidal
>they will tell your whole family & all your friends and employer
>everyone in your life will know you're suicidal and your life will get ruined.
Are you guys okay with this?
You can no longer hide the fact you're suicidal.
Imagine if employers use the device and scan you. Then reject you if you're suicidal and then a swat team rushes into the building to beat you up.
>>37821149
Are they really developing something like this?
I t wouldn't surprise me. Just shows how normies are. They hate suicidal people. You know, killing yourself is essentially a destruction of government property.
>>37821149
ITT Normie worries about their family and friends thinking they're suicidal.
You're not as good at hiding self harm as you think
>>37821149
>suicidal scanner device
haha good joke OP. Who is "they"?
What problem are you trying to solve?
Whats holding you back?
>im trying to lose my gut
>im a hardened alcoholic
>>37820986
>Crippling awkwardness and anxiety even among close friends
I just want to be able to not panic when I'm under the slightest bit of social pressure
(Not) trying to get a big titted motherly gf.
Reason: Robot and social retard.
>realized I have selective abstraction, a cognitive distortion
>try to talk about it with somebody
>the worst advice.jpg
>they dont care this can ruin my jobs/life
Why are you kids so obsessed with sex?
>>37820931
we missed out on in our teen years and we are convinced that it's the best thing in the world. Because everyone back in highschool and these days is obsessed with it
>>37820931
>kids
Im an adult my guy
>>37820931
>relationship = happiness era
>Frozen generation will have wholesome upbringing
>I was raised with in the jersey shore 16 and pregnant generation
I blame the media
Anon, are you a lolicon?
Why?
>>37820963
How does loli help you stay young mentally?
>>37820880
I don't know what I am anymore. I think it's because I've been fapping too much. The more I fap the weirder my faps get. I used to fap to normie vanilla, amateur, milfs etc. But then as a fapped more times a day, it got weirder. Started fapping to Hentai which is pretty tame. Then, I wanted more, so I started fapping to loli. Oh, but I needed MORE. Yesterday, was the first I've ever fapped to traps. I felt gross. But weirdly enough it was enough motivation to make me start working out again. What does this all even mean?
I like chestlets and flat chests. Real women like that don't exist.
So I think this youtube streamer just gave me yellow fever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ruaUXhBY8
She has such a pretty voice.
I never knew I wanted this
What do you guys think of Lilypichu?
Do you know any girls like her?
>>37820875
>Lilypichu
no never again will i fall for your tricks OP. NEVER NIGGA FUCK your role model bitch i'm my own idol
and
IF YOU CAN'T FACE IT MY NIGGA you ASS it.
>>37820875
tis voice is so fake it bugs me
good for you if you can find it appealing
>>37821201
Lily's voice is real. Some people have naturally high pitched voices. She gets so much hate and death threats because of her voice. She said that if she could change the way she normally sound she would.
https://soundcloud.com/lilypichu/lily-ki-commercial-vo-demo
How the hell do people get friends and a social network and achieve personal growth. My life has been kinda sad due to an unfortunate childhood and adolescence, however I picked myself up after years of isolation and decided to be more open but it all seems in vain.
I just can't find a decent social structure to engage with and the people at my job are all way ahead of me socially.
Anyone know how to fix this problem?
>>37820838
Social networks are weird, I might just be super introverted, but it's like putting a filter over your whole life and putting it on display in a glowing box. I get it with close friends but some people talk to people they've never met online, which is an alien concept to me outside of this place.
>>37820838
>tfw he looks exactly like me except I wear a cross even though I'm not religious
>>37820929
I meant a real social network, with real people etc. I made a FB but it's empty at the moment...
25 old black intj here i'm so lost.
People scare the shit out of me they say what they don't mean they turn on each other at a drop of a hat.
White people keep losing to jew because they arent loyal to each other. Then they ask why white women sleep around with other races. All this information is super clear but white people still think some stupid conspiracy theory
The stupid lazy fucks here cry about how they cant get girlfriends while being white when all they would have to do is dress well and be /fit/ but /r9k/ doesn't want to hear the truth that the only reason they fail in life is because of laziness.
The people here like to bitch at sjw for crying about every little thing but the amazing part is they dont realize that they are just the other side of the coin. They think being logical antithetical makes people join your side but having a emotional appeals no matter wrong will always gain more followers thus the reason why sjw have more swing than us.
what do these ads say about me as a person
That you're a tech illiterate idiot for not blocking them
>>37821005
/thread desu famalamajamba
>>37821005
anything that breaks though adblock is too much work for me to deal with
So this girl basically showed up at your house, started eating whatever food she wanted and basically just lives here.
You tried calling the cops but she turned invisible so they couldn't find her on the premises so they couldn't do anything.. Afterwhich she reappeared and punished you by magically forcing you to jerk yourself off in front of her until you came.
She's been sleeping on your couch every night and it doesn't seem like she has any intention of leaving.
How would you deal with this?
Try for some cuddling
>>37820750
Force myself to jerk off in her mouth until she came
>>37820750
Fuck her to death
Who else has completely given up?
The only thing I do is cycle between bitterness and emptieness, being drowned in my self-pity.
also
>tfw too much of a coward to commit suicide
>tfw too much of a failure for life
>>37820748
How old are you? t. original vamp
>>37820759
31 years old in a few months
>>37820804
You should probably off yourself then lol
No way have to been actively trying for 5 years to better yourself
Make a coupon for your love. Find a bf/gf.
>>37820711
kek
I'll make one too.
Gimme a minute.
>>37820711
A friendly reminder that Sonic's arms aren't blue either.
Bumperino.
Aboriginal.
ITT we hate on our single mothers who fucked our lives up and riddled us with anxiety and beta behaviour due to the lack of a male role model.
>>37820707
>blaming your mom for raising you instead of your dad for leaving you
cucked
>>37820734
Nice propaganda, your'e very educated, meanwhile 70% of divorce comes from the woman because of dissatisfaction like my mom.
>>37820786
most single mothers were never even married to their baby daddy. they were abandoned by their boyfriend.
Rate this excerpt of my favorites playlist.
I SAID RATE IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS REEE
>no death grips
>no joe rogan standup
>no ambient music
>no experimental noise
>no cloud rap
gtfo normie
trash except matthew koma maybe
Why can't life be shoujo?
>>37820635
Why can't life be shounen? I wanna be a hero.
Does shoujo mean over?
>>37820684
It means for young girls. So life is already shoujo.
Share robot music for robots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvG5_AUDh4o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc_SKN4sWJs
original commenterino
https://youtu.be/prq4_0T-I8g
nice and chill acoustic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omJ-2oFwjx0