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>>37825669
He was a yuge cuck.

I am starting to really identify as the underground man from his book Notes from the Underground.

>>37825678
He actually wasn't. He was not well known during his time and went to a gulag for several years. Came out and married. Tried to have a kid but the child died early so did the wife

>>37825596
I can't either family.

>>37825596
>colleague constantly does pullups on the doorway to my office
>"come on anon, can you seriously not even do one?"

have u guys tried boner push up basically you get a boner and instead of doing normal push up where you have to make your chest touch the ground you do the opposite by making sure that every time you do a push up your boner touches the ground I have done it for over a month and i can already feeling my dick getting bigger and also i think i might able to fuck some roasties now

white girls are boring tbqh
asians, latinas, and redpilled muslim women > white girls

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>>37825575
Because white girls are fucking men as old as their fathers or either getting Blacked

>>37825575
Since 110% of white women prefer men of sub-saharan descent white men simply stopped trying, nothing wrong with giving up if you can't win.

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>"Hey, Dad..."
>"What-OH FU-"
>BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
>"What was that? Guys? What-OH MY GOD ANON WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR FATHER-"
>BANG BANG BANG BANG
>BANG

>>37825613
you would stand down and let it happen, we both know that.

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I WANT MY WAIFU BOT NOW
fucking useless scientists always wasting everyone's time with the most inane shit

imagina trying to suck that big willy :O

im digging that dong! :D

>>37825508
go away you fucking faggot

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>37825474

What is the job anon-san ?

>>37825474
>27 years old
>never had a job
>spend all day doing nothing
>parents support this lifestyle

>>37825497

Working at a shipping and receiving warehouse. I did not know this would be my dream job. Half the time I don't even have to interact with anybody and thy just expect me to do stuff on my own.

you would look good hanging in a closet

>>37825466
Try on some estrogen and I'll let you know

your nose looks huge
faggot

get a better chair and bed

I really like that desk. link pls

>>37825444
>Tharja

I no longer have a daki so I cannot fuck a pillow...

https://exhentai.org/g/990734/1691b9b980/
in case anyone cares

i like girls for m too op

>>37825410
If someone made a twilight zone type show where all the episodes where based on weird hentai, I bet thatd be some scary shit

>Men gone for thousands of years
>Technology and culture stagnated at a 21st century level


Of course.

can't tell who I should look at

Abwbevehsjsnvdhjskaieuevsxbskaks
Asinine

>>37825280
it's like a split personality on a face
who is the real person? is there a real person?

>>37825245
65kg but i am only 5'4

>>37825245
107kg
26-30
3
3 kg in 1,5 months

About 160lb or 73kg in yurospeak.
15lbs, I'm slim but I'm skinny fat so I have like a layer of fat and flab covering my stomach/thighs/butt, I want to get rid of.
haven't lost any weight yet, but hopefully I can drop to like 145 by the time classes start again in late August

>>37825221
>some roasties foot
>its not fresh loli piss
i'd throw it in her face desu

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I thought it was be this kind of lemonade

>>37825315

People get aroused by this? It just makes me angry

Why are black guys the only people who are nice to and like hanging out with me?

>>37825148
not even lying i always thought the same thing, when i'm with my black friends they always give me the feel that like i'm under their wing

their always roasting the shit out of me but i've never had anyone actually look out for me more then black friends

>>37825148
Maybe because you're black?

im getting this sign too often too
also yes pls end it all

I want to die while I'm awake honestly OP

>>37825029
I want to believe, in a very original way.

>>37824992
Just like, do drugs or buy one of those building games.

Or you can do what Tolkien did and write books. That would be very productive.

>>37824992
Try going over to /tg/. They spend their time creating whole universes over there.

>>37825101
This
Also
Dungeons and Dragons can be a good outlet
write up a campaign and make your world