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So how exactly did social media make the human race worse?
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>>37830874
brumpo bumpilicious
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>>37830874
More ways to connect with people, more connections of clashing idealisms and general weirdos
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an out of control death spiral of seeing just how far one can put their head in their own ass before turning inside out and making sure that everyone knows that you did it
why don't you just join an amish community?
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>>37830868
I'd rather be muslim.
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>>37830868
they're boring as hell
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>>37830868
>be me
>amish male
>virgin until marriage
>childhood romance with local amish girl throughout my early years
>the breakaway years come along
>she decides to take this chance to go out and experience the world
>end up hearing through the grape vine that she has fucked over three dozen chads, some black, some brown
>come back expecting me to provide for her with hard labor and a home
yeah nah
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How are normies so stupid and annoying?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMAMVUp_y_A
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>>37830843
>talking about retarded unimportant topics unrelated to you or your life
>uninsightful and downright terrible conversation
>constantly switching from one topic to another
>interrupting each other for no other reason than to mutter small phrases that represent a generic feeling
>unfunny "le reference to celebrity/pop culture xdddd" humor
Fuck these people and fuck normies
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>>37830843
Why do you watch that stuff? Go watch Stefan Molyneu if you want a good conversation.
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>>37831363
I agree with your sentiment but Stefan is for low iq gullible folk.
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Was this girl hitting on me today?
>be at work
>another co-worker is with customer
>customer is a pretty girl
>I go over to get something from the draw
>she says "Hi" to me
>say Hi back, but minding my own business
>she goes "How are you today" really friendly sounding
>caught off guard because girls never really talk to me
>sperg out and go "err o-ok, i guess"
>look up at her and she is smiling and fluttering her eye lashes rapidly at me
>walk away
>co-worker later said I probably could have pulled her number
So what was this all about? I never seen the rapid eye lash flutter thing before, I mean in cartoons maybe, but never in real life. Do you think she was into me?
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She wants you to think she likes you so she can pawn work off on you.
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>>37830859
no m8 he's talking about the customer not the coworker. a customer pawning work off wouldn't make any sense. dummy.
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>>37830994
Misread it. In that case she just wants free shit/discounts.
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I'll start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofaRvNOV4SI
I'm lost in the world, been down my whole life
(I'm up in the woods, I'm down on my mind)
I'm new in the city, and I'm down for the night
(I'm building a still, to slow down the time)
Down for the night
Said she's down for the night
Slow down the time
I'm lost in the world, I'm down on my mind
(I'm up in the woods)
I'm new in the city, but I'm down for the night
(I'm building a still)
Down for the night
Down for the night
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killl yourslef
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the worst song on MBDTF
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I see you're leaving me
And taking up with the enemy
The cold comfort of the in-between
A little less than a human being
A little less than a happy high
A little less than a suicide
The only things that you really tried
This is not my life
It's just a fond farewell to a friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nabO_UXb6MM
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> sister finished college
> living at home for a year
> im living at home for a year also until I can afford to move out
How should I plan to fuck her silly and impregnate her?
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>>37830767
the patrician way to do it is to drug her and impregnate her in her sleep
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Get with one of your sisters friends. I am sure that she knows some hot people. Buy yourself a fleshlight or toy(s) of your choosing. Leave your sister alone.
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>>37830794
I think that would be a little obvious. She doesnt have a boyfriend (I think she might be a lesbian but I doubt it)
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I'm done. After years of social isolation I was trying to put my life back together. I had been hanging out with a girl that was perfect. I finally got her number things seemed great.
Then I had a stupid panic attack one night and texted her and showed how fucked I am. That was Saturday night. She was nice about it. I left her alone on Sunday but I apologized on Monday and said If she'd be up for hanging out on Sunday. 7 hours ago. No response. I fucked up. I have gotten good at hiding my problems but for some reason I let them show. Fuck.
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>>37830662
I hate this fucking life. I hate myself and I hate society
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Yah I give up on people. Fuck them all.
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>find out internet gf was massive whore in her early 20s
>try to drive her away
>tell her how I'm depressed and want to kill myself
>she becomes even more supportive
I don't even know what to do at this stage. I guess I'll just stop showing any affection what so ever.
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Do you have any adulty questions. I always see people talking about job opportunities and other things that they make to seem impossible. Do what do you want to know about being a successful adult?
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>>37830647
is that OC? what is the context
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>>37830647
The absolute state of people these days. It's fucking depressing.
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>>37830674
My wife knows about my ballbusting fetish. Baby need diapers . I was a smart ass and st work and she was teasing me so I'd get hard at work
>>37830674
Can't let other people's moods effect you. Their problems are theirs alone. Help if you can but don't bring yourself down in the process
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Last digit decides how many years from now you are going to kill yourself.
0 = more than 10
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Rolling for one (1) one (1) or maybe a two
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>>37830635
5 more years of this bullshit for me
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>>37830635
Rolling threads are /b/-quality. Why are you seeking to lower the overall level of discourse?
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What are some autisic things that you do
>have to check room for intruders before going to sleep
>have to blow into and inspect headphones to get any insects out of them before I put them on
>imitate the things hearthstone cards say when I play them
>feel the need to shake my leg when sitting or lying down
>sometimes beatbox or whistle without noticing
>if I can't solve a problem I can't move onto another task until I've solved it
>bite my toenails but find biting fingernails disgusting
>associate every word, number and phrase with a colour
>if something isn't symmetrical it freaks me out
>I have to say goodnight to all my friends and family before bed or I can't get to sleep
>check the taps and lights in the house up to 3 times before going to sleep to make sure they're switched off
>when I'm driving I like to imagine a guy running alongside my car dodging obsticles and people on the pavement
>have to eat my food in a specific order
>eat all my food with chopsticks and am not a weeb
>scared of drinking alcohol and will only drink tiny amounts if I have to
>if I kill an insect I feel like shit and imagine how it's life could have been if it didn't die
>I talk to animals and bugs, not just pets
>I am disgusted by painted nails and will freak out if someone touches me with them
>I hate being in the dark unless I'm going to sleep
>I freak out when it's crowded or noisy
>I have the compulsion to tell random lies to people for no reason and hate myself for doing it
>I have to masturbate before bed or I can't get to sleep
>I often stick things up my nose to make myself sneeze
>I sometimes eat my eyelashes and arm hairs
Sometimes I feel like I am genuinely autistic.
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>>37830618
If that's something that you genuinely have concerns about, you should contact a mental health professional instead of meming about it.
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>>37830648
Why though? My life would be the same exept I'd have an autism badge and my wallet is a bit lighter.
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>>37830618
I think ya might have OCD my dude. I have torretic OCD, it sucks
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I'm wanting to become a trap, and am trying to start the process. I tried to shave my legs, but it didn't go so well. They're still a bit hairy, and nothing like the smooth hairless legs traps have. How do I accomplish that? I just want to look cute and feminine.
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Epilator stings but gets the job done.
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>>37830699
I just looked it up. How badly does it hurt, and how long before the hair grows back? I a little scared of pain, but I wanna have hairless legs so I'd be willing to try if it's not too bad.
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>>37830614
Anon, get a better razor and don't be afraid to use the women shaving cream. After you shave your legs rub some ice over it to smoothen out your legs.
What's it like to be attractive?
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Ask your mother.
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nobody really gives a shit it doesn't matter to anyone except the super rich don't even worry about it.
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It's not fun. bitchesand dudesare always wanting to slobber your dick
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Why don't you stop being depressed and just get a Latina gf? She qt, plays soccer, cook authentic mexican food, high sex drive. Her clingyness just means she loves you.
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That girl is probably 10 years too young for me
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>>37830446
hafus are cuter
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>>37830446
>soccer
when will the yanks learn
I am a newfag here and discovered 4chan through greentext memes. I liked those, but then saw that people on 4chan give good advice, but I'm not sure whether I'm robot enough to stay, and obviously I'm a pushover, as I'm asking whether or not I should stay. So should I?
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>>37830386
>discovered 4chan through greentext memes
Since you most likely found them through social media.. go out
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On 4chan we lurk for a long time before posting. Maybe try that to fit in?
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>>37830386
Fuck off newfag shitter
>omg le greentext so funny LMAO xDDD amirite
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How many of the 7 deadly sins do you identify with? How do these play a role in your everyday life?
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>>37830354
All of them except greed
Feels bad man
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All but pride
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>>37830354
>Greed
>Wrath
>Envy
>Pride (sometimes)
Ahg I hate this, I'm going to hell arent I