So I matched with a dirty little piggy on TINDER, what should be my next move to ensure that I get LAID????!
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>>37831231
she has the fabled feminist fish mouth
play your cards right and u get anal my friend
be flirty but make sure you are as concise as possible. generally, type less than she does
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>>37831285
What are your credentials for giving me this information?? Why should I listen to you???
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post her pics and bio
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I killed myself a few years ago and I'm coming back, AMA. 2017-06-20 12:45:28 Post No.37831187
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I killed myself a few years ago and I'm coming back, AMA.
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Hi guys.
After a bad breakup in 2013 I pretty much went ghost on social media, and decided to let go of old baggage and prejudices that I had as an adolescent. I wanted the person I was to be gone, and worked hard to change myself.
I've been in your shoes: depressed, broke, lonely, a loser. And I'm telling you that life honestly gets better after a while. It's just a phase.
I'll be here to help if you guys have any questions, just let me know.
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There's a board geared towards helping people and it's >>>/adv/
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>>37831187
it doesn't get better
you get older and as a consequence people stop caring about you and you stop meeting new people like you did in school
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>>37831230
Yep. That is why you never go to r9k and try to help.
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Can we get a living conditions thread going? Ill get the ball rolling
Back story
>mom is moving across the country and says I can live with my sister to finish HS
>sister lives across town in a duplex my mom rents out
>figure how bad could it be
>load up my shitbox with all my stuff on moving day and show up to sister's house, everything's great at first
>months creep by and things start getting messy
>pass it off as business and try to keep on top of it
>things keep deteriorating
>decide to stop cooking food/using house in general because I got blamed for every mess whenever I brought up cleaning the place out
>haven't touched a thing in months
>this is the result after cleaning for half an hour
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>>37831152
tell her specifically what you clean up and when
start cooking her meals so she can't blame you for her own messes
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I'm just too lazy to clean up after myself
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>>37831184
I wish it was that simple anon. I've tried but I genuinely believe something is wrong with her
>every single pot and pan is crammed into the sink, still filled with desiccated and molded food inside
The smell is pretty nifty, the cool thing is we don't have any bugs though
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>every girls profile
>hobbies
>hiking and camping
WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY THIS?
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>>37831128
I want to seem outdoorsy but I don't actually like doing that shit so buy me something fancy or take me to dinner if you want to fuck, buddy.
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They want to get fucked in the woods.
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>>37831128
It's on a lot of guys profiles too, and it's just hobbies that are listed because theyre very normal and show off positive traits.
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25+ No Air-conditioner edition 2017-06-20 12:42:20 Post No.37831127
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25+ No Air-conditioner edition
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>27
>tfw no AC
>106 in the house
>it's so hot the electric thermometer says 06
>normies bitch about the heat when I just live through it, they have AC
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>>37831127
Go to target and get a Honeywell small circular fan. Best purchase I've ever made. I'm /noac/ right now and this shit keeps me from heatstroke. Probably like 15 bucks.
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>>37831127
Not having air conditioning is like not having a dishwasher.
Fucking Katrina niggers had air conditioning, dude.
Who doesn't have air conditioning? It's like you live in the fucking Amazon, man. Do you have a bone through your nose?
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>>37831127
nothing is stopping you from simply buying a window unit.
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Turn your life into an RPG 2017-06-20 12:42:02 Post No.37831123
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Turn your life into an RPG
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This is autistic but I'm going to set goals for each RPG stat -
Strength - lifting at least 3 times a week
Endurance - go jogging 2X a week
Resistance - Eat healthy foods to ward off future health problems
Agility - exercises to be more flexible
Intelligence - read one book a week
Charisma - practice eye contact, try to be more personable, reach out to people I ignore
Wisdom - meditate 20 minutes at least a couple times a week
Willpower - submit at least one job application a day
Awareness - work on mindfulness in daily life
Luck - I dunno about this one
Start at 0 attributes, each week I get +1 stat for fullfilling the goat. At 10 intervals I get to reward myself with something small, reward gets bigger the higher I get.
What do you think? Is it pure autism?
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>>37831123
Yes, yes it is
But it if helps you become a better person then that's fine.
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Cute.
I might actually try this out. Makes it life almost sound fun.
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>>37831123
It's not a bad thing to want to better yourself, even if the means of doing so are unconventional. If it's meaningful to you then do it
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I miss how old disney portrayed the bad guys as jews. Old disney films were "red pilled" as fuck.
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>>37831108
That's just the stereotypical depiction of a witch tho. Nothing to do with (((them)))
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>>37831108
>redpilled
>not a part of the cia's programs to guide culture into its current state of brainlet self absorbed snowflakes that believe they deserve to be princesses etc
disney is poison for children op.
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>>37831147
this, witches are drawn as such because when you get old and lose your teeth it makes your nose and chin more pronounced from the new position and lack of teeth.
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>Be an American citizen
>Get bored and decide WTF not go to North Korea, America's sworn enemy
>Get caught defacing the great leaders poster
>Get sent to jail
>No longer a warm beer
>Now a cold bud
This buds for you NK
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Actually most North Korean gulags have much nicer living conditions then your average American household, he merely caught botulism as is all
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North Korea is a great country and the leader is merciful and awe-inspiring. He is lucky the great leader sent him to a great work camp, but karma got him and he got botulism. Get your facts straight.
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>>37831093
chad faggot thought he could do whatever he wanted, wherever he wanted and decided to start trouble in North Korea of all places. he quickly realized that he was wrong, but by then even mommy and daddy couldn't save him.
rest in piss
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>touched cashiers hand when she handed me my change
Heh. Well, boys it's been fun. But I'm a Chad now and I need to be moving on.
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>>37831066
Sorry to see you go but it has to be
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>>37831066
I chuckled inaudibly
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I bet you even smiled once, you charmer, you.
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Who /luciddreaming/ here?
Just woke up from living out all of my disgusting depraved fantasies. Feels good man
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>>37831006
What a dissgusting body shape. How'd you get into lucid dreaming? Always wanted to have one.
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Does no fap help with lucid dreaming? I had about 7 day streak and actually saw my first dream in long time.
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>tfw you receive no sexual stimulation from lucid dreaming lewd things.
flying is beyond compare though
If you don't reply to this thread, your marker will die in your sleep tonight.
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2560398
Look at all those >females
Share successful or failed meetup stories and keep the thread bumped.
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>>37830984
Added a """"girl"""" who lives half an gour away from me. No response. You failed me, r9k.
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>>37830984
Hellu this is an original post
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I dont have any Hobbys so what should i write in the descriptions?
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How does a 140IQ tech wizard with diagnosed autism, no highschool diploma, and no connections get a tech job? Unironically asking for a friend, please answer guys it'd really help
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be a black muslim woman in a wheelchair
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>>37830938
get a GED and apply to a small university, or go to community college. Claim hardship in your application because of your autism and family life and then start working
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>>37830957
My friend does not fit those criteria anon but I appreciate the help
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I read in the news today about how the mental health field has a high rate of turn over. That's sad to hear that all those wagecucks killing themselves because they finally realized all those NEETs getting all that free time and money from the wagecucks slaving away.
Now get to work wagecuck. My NEETbux depends on your slavery. Chop chop.
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>>37830930
love u neetbra
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>>37830930
Oh NEETanon please make some more NEET vs wagecuck youtube vids. Those videos are the real art of our generation not feminists flinging shit "abstract" art bullshit
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This is apertinent observation
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Have you ever touched boobs anon?
Tell a story about it, or just whatever you want
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>>37830886
They feel amazing even if they're small. They're fun to suck on. And it feels great to feel her nipple stiffen
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My oneitis has inverted nipples, never knew that was a thing. Still pretty hot tho, one of them is pierced too. I just want to suck on them again
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>>37830968
>oneitis
>knows she has pierced nipples
>has sucked on them
Wat
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ITT: we make fun of people with autism and show them why they are inferior to us non-autists and why the government should wage genocide on people with autism. After all, a person with autism committed the Sandy Hook elementary school shooting.
Post stories of your autistic behavior so we can make fun of you and post videos of people exhibiting autistic behavior.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDFaNTr44lE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc_PO32nT4g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRdcptG365I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvozYm3S-kw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBICLteuQs8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUVOgPzXm7g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T99j7bw9eWo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
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What are you trying to accomplish anon?
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>>37830971
You use reddit spacing and you sound like a gigantic faggot fuck off my board you mongoloid.
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>>37830885
goodjob retard you're going to have barneyfag spamming your thread.