Soups of /r9k/, what's your favorite robot?
>>37831648
croatian bean soup
>>37831648
Chicken noodle soup
Boring but comforting on cold or rainy days
>>37831648
Borscht. How is that not goddang original
I think I fucked up, r9k. Let me tell you the story.
>At a relative's house
>She has a 4 year old child
>He's a little shit
>Always hitting, being rude, and even growling at people
>I grow to hate him (I know, I'm a petty piece of shit)
>Secretly disown him because of how shitty he is (I was living at my relative's house for a while when I was in a bad spot, he broke my PS4, and threw away my prized music box which I've had since I was a kid)
>He's hitting me, and growling at me (I wouldn't be surprised if he was actually retarded)
>Try to get him to fuck off
>Go to poke him in the forehead
>He rolls to dodge
>Rolls a 1
>He moves so that my finger goes straight in his eye
>keep in mind that I was going to push him hard enough to move him a few feet back
>my finger goes directly into his eye
>thankfully he closed it at the last moment
>he starts crying
>this wouldn't have happened if you hadn't been being a rude faggot
>mfw I came this close to ruining his life by making him half blind
>maybe he won't fuck with me next time
pic unrelated, just a pic of some trees I took a few days ago
>>37831637
Looks nice, where do you live?
>>37831637
I just had some strange deja vu.
Like I've seen this thread before.
I did have a stick jab into my eye as a kid though. He'll be fine. The eye heals quite well.
>>37831675
This was a park in Central Kentucky
Coming 2019
>>37831570
It's so sad to see what places like /pol/ have done to young impressionable men. Made them so insecure and scared that blacks are going to steal "their" women.
>>37831652
can you fuck off with this /pol/shit? Do you not think it's possible that some people just like blacked? It's nice porn man, that's it.
looks like eggman took the trappill
>"Welcome home Anon, did you have a good day at work? I hope you don't mind, it's sooo hot I had to change into something a little more.... liberating~"
How do you react?
>>37831564
Who are you and why are you so fat
meh I would, but would never tell anyone about it
Fondle her fat brown ass and tits
Let's say you get into a conflict with someone who is physically superior to you and you wouldn't stand a chance against him in a fight. How do you walk away without looking like a pussy?
>inb4 hurr real men take a beating to prove they're real men
>>37831541
You just cheat and fight them with a weapon.
>>37831541
make a V shape with your strongest hand and hit the throat quickly and with force
this drops anyone to the ground
>take your beating like a man
>come back with a gun and kill them
>Trying to get my life back on track
>Start running, hopefully I'll lose some weight
>See people pointing and laughing at me
Why are normies so devoid of empathy?
>>37831508
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT LIVING A HEALTHY LIFESTYLE
WHAT A KEK HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
RUNNING? JUST BUY A ELIPTICAL YOU MORON, ENJOY YOUR BLOWN OUT KNEES AND ARTHRITIS FUCKING IDIOT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAA
>>37831726
>Cuck
lower teir normies don't say kel newfag
>mom forcing kill whitey propaganda down my throat again
can you take your false flagging back to /pol/ please
>>37831481
>false fagging
>>37831595
we all know you are intimately acquainted with all forms of fagging
Fembots of r9k in possession of the double X sexual chromosomes, how would you react if your bf were to tell you he wants to drink your pee right from your pussy under the bedsheets in the morning when you wake up?
>>37831407
I would be weirded out but ultimately I'd do whatever it takes to please my bf
>>37831407
I'd be like "Whoa shit when'd I get a boyfriend and why is he so weird"
>>37831407
He did, I accepted, but when it came time I was unable to perform. Nothing came out.
>Hates society
>Doesn't covert to the one religion that truly opposes western society
>Pure, Cute gfs given to you
>The man is the head of society
>No degeneracy allowed
Explain yourself
>>37831402
we love the benefits of a westernized capitalistic world more than we hate the negative social aspects perpetuated by average retards.
>>37831402
Religion is for retards and gullible dumb shits.
Now go die bombing a mosque in the exploited middle east you shit stain.
>>37831402
I've considered.
I just don't want to race mix.
Why are women so evil?
Even in the Bible, Eve was the cause of original sin. Why do they do it? Why do they lie, manipulate, cheat, and kill? Why are they so full of sympathy but devoid of empathy?
Why does our gynocentric society punish timid gentle betas but reward violent, aggressive alphas?
Why do women push for equality and fairness, but at the same time imply that they are forced to be attracted to rapists and criminals because of "primal instinct" and caveman arguments?
>>37831359
shes hot, therefor she shouldnt go to jail
>>37831359
>Even in the Bible, Eve was the cause of original sin
No the snake took advantage of her naivete. She didn't mean to do bad.
The snake is Chad.
>>Why does our gynocentric society punish timid gentle betas but reward violent, aggressive alphas?
what is survival of the fittest?
and it was temptation that caused Eve to sin and eat the apple when she was told not too, although i wonder why god didnt just put everything else to eat in a fucking magical garden but say there is one apple that you cannot eat
What's your first impression of my girlfriend and me?
Pic is us /r9k/
Very good looking couple
Looks like u found a good one. Happy for u bud. :)
you're normies and you belong on reddit/facebook/instagram
Reminder that trapsexual is the most robot sexual orientation.
>>37831254
>You can never lose manface and manhands
degenerate.
>>37831254
transexual isn't a sexual orientation tho
>>37831254
is that actually the same person? source/article provision origidnado
God, I hate myself. I wish I could look at least normal. Hell, I'd trade my bodily deformities for a normal body but be a 3/10. I wish I was day desu it's a lot better to be fat than a skeleton.
>18
>6'2
>120-125 pounds, fluctuates depending on how much I eat
>in my high school weights class, people would call me a holocaust survivor
>fucked up back
>lower back caves in
>Upper back makes me have a hunchback
>neck juts forward
>tongue is white and dry, always have bad breath if I'm not chewing on gum or gulping water
Should I just kill myself?
>>37831244
Post pics OP
originiiii
>>37831244
I'd give anything to be skinny. I'm starving myself right now, I eat less than 400 calories a day. Skinny people are so annoying when they complain about being skeleton, there is nothing uglier than fat.
>>37831244
start eating more and working out with weights
>>37831321
stop starving yourself and do cardio fatty
Do you wish you were taller? What is your ideal?
I'm 6'3. Wish I was a manlet so I had something to blame for my no gf other than myself
>>37831241
i wish i was 6'4
am 6'1 barefoot
>>37831241
I'm 5'9.
I wish I was taller but it's not that bad. Plus I have a girlfriend so it's ok. The height meme is over exaggerated by you faggots.
I wish I was 6'1.
i am going to kill all normies
>>37831233
No dont do it anon, suicide is never the answer.
>>37831233
I believe in you, anon, kill them all
Gambate!