Wat do robots? Send it or play dumb?
kys pothead loser
Don't say upstairs attic space, it's too specific and she didn't say it therefore you will give yourself away
>>37832158
>Weed
Degenerate normie. Go succumb to jewish trickery elsewhere.
True robots are pure, abstaining from all drugs including weed and alcohol.
>losing weight is not your lifes purpose
>bumble
So, do overweight guys have a better chance on Bumble?
>>37832082
More importantly, where can I find more of that chunky negress
>>37832082
no it was made to bait fat girls too lazy to diet and exercise properly
>>37832082
Look at that butt. Shes the good kind of fat. My female boss has a body like shrek, thats the bad kind.
Things you'll never feel ITT
>>37832004
It's worse to have that feel then lose it
>>37832031
Agreed 100 percent
You dont know what you got till it's gone
I'll never be intelligent.
Why the fuck did my parents conceive me...
Do you talk to yourself?
I talk to myself all day.
I keep myself company, ask questions, answer them and have a good laugh here and then.
There will never be drama. This is why being alone is top tier.
>>37831990
I talk to myself like I'm making a reaction video sometimes, the shame is thick and pulpy.
>>37831990
Seriously, is there anyone you like more than yourself?
>>37831990
I talk to myself all the time when I'm alone. Usually I'll say ridiculous shit and make loud exclamations to myself. I've embarrassed myself numerous times by doing this when I thought I was alone even though I wasn't.
At what age did you guys realize that your life was going down hill?
>>37831978
It was never elevated to begin with
dunno, 12 I reckon
6th grade is when I knew
Being a robot is hard knowing I will never get to experience the things normies/Chads do so easily. I see things I can never have and it drives me fuckin crazy. The only way I could ever have what normies and Chads get would be if become a monster and take it by force.
>Be me
>16 at the time
>Was hanging out with a gang member who is now currently dead.
>We were smoking a blunt when a couple in their mid 20s walk by.
>The girl was sexy as fuck so we call her names and holler at her Infront of her bf.
>Bf awkwardly laughs like we were joking or something as he walks paces ahead.
>Slap her ass and feel up her thigh.
>Bfs face turns red and his gf looks to him for help but he just calls her over "c'mon let's go"
>see him angrily talk to his gf as they walk away in the distance.
Another time I cornered a girl I knew at a private empty gym, slid my hands down her shorts and rubbed her pussy until she stopped fighting it. She even fucking let out a "babe" under her breath.
I would never be able to have sexual experiences with girls if I approach them the conventional way like a normie, I would of gotten laughed at for being 5'10" half shit skin. I really want to fuck a girl so bad but the only route would be if I get a prostitute or take it by force.
Anyone else here can relate/share stories? How can I control my fuckin urges?
>>37831947
you sound like an asshole man.
What's with full-fledged normalfaggots trying to opt in to robot culture? You don't have the slightest inkling of a grasp on what it is to be a robot.
By all means, make your rape discussion threads, write all the greentext you want as long as its funny and original- but why pretend to be something you're not like some sort of SJW? Gotta sage here.
>>37831947
you ruined her day
write 3 recent events from your life
>>37831902
The car dealership 2016 sales event
>went to Washington for a job opportunities, but fucked up and went back to Cali
>got drunk with my aunt and my gay cousin kissed me saying that I will find a GF soon
>getting payed by a neighbor to take care of their house for a month
My year sucks, but its something
>>37832054
that's pretty fucking gay what the fuck you messing with your gay cousin
How do you go from this...
(original comment)
...to this?
(original comment)
to this?
priginal
to dis
>its 2011
>Osama is dead
>Minecraft is still coolish
>2012 paranoia news is on
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT, EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
>>37831837
Oh... That was back when I had hope.
>>37831837
I wish we could turn back the hands of time anons...
>>37831837
>2011 was six fucking years ago
Fuck, where does the time go?
Anyone else here have low iq and/or retarded parents?My dad is a fucking idiot
>Uses steelwools to clean EVERYTHING and end up scrapping all the cookware rendering it useless
>Needs his hand held to do basic tasks(have to repeat shit like 10 tens to get it through)
>wage cucks menial jobs and lets himself get pushed around way too easily
>doesn't know how to cook
>doesn't know english despite living in a america for 20 years
>If a phone is ringing next to him instead of picking it up he walks to my room and tells me that the phone is ringing
How the fuck do you guys deal with this shit i just cant
>>37831810
>he walks to my room and tells me that the phone is ringing
because the people calling will be speaking english?
>If a phone is ringing next to him instead of picking it up he walks to my room and tells me that the phone is ringing
thats probably the best thing he could do since he
>doesn't know english despite living in a america for 20 years
but nah both my folks are intelligent in their own ways, dad's a mechanical genius and not stupid besides, and mom's artistic and has high verbal intelligence
>>37831810
If you were not some loser living with his parents you wouldn't have to deal with it. But you are so you do.
I'm going to lose my virginity to some latina tranny escort.
The reason is because I really like futa hentai and latinas tend to be the closest to a hot thicc futa with big ass, tits, wide hips, pretty face, etc.
I saved 800 dollars. I wanted to hire her for an entire day so we ate pizza, watched a movie, cuddled then fugged.
Is it doable or my money is not enough? Are latinas fine with virgins?
She won't eat pizza with you or cuddle, his job is too suck dicks and make money, you pay for the hour but it means until you cum. He will take your money and leave.
Meh, do what you want to do. They're just hard to find and harder to hire.
>>37831783
You need more money for an all day experience. Anyways a decent looking tranny would fuck you for 800.
Why do boys have sex with each other?
because cock is awesome and it's easier than dealing with women
Because men have given up on women.
>>37831733
Because mentally ill people do weird things.
Tfw so weird I read the dictionary.I'm so fucked up.
>>37831723
Wow anon you're so very weird
>>37831723
Jesus, you really are weird. I've seen some fucked up roasties in my day but this just went and ruined my whole week
>>37831723
silly anon
>>37831755
But she's old beef silly anon
Can someone redpilled me on the thousand cock stare? Is it a real thing?
>>37831703
> Is it a real thing?
Yep, it's a real thing.
>>37831703
No, it's just another stupid misogynistic meme
>>37832179
They're just not looking at the camera lens, retard
>>37832308
Is it really fair to call it misogyny if you don't hate ALL women, but just the ones who have had 1000 cocks?
Who here /buttplug/? I'm wearing one right now
>>37831697
Don't people just wear them to loosen themselves up for anal sex later that day?
>tfw you can upgrade to a thicker dildo
it feels heavenly lads
isn't it wearing you?