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>>37837021
Look who owns the porn industry. Jews. That is all you need to know.

>>37837021
Please don't make me fap. I get triggered very easily.

>>37837021
every time you bust a nut, a Jew gets his cut.

I do not have friends

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>29
>have degree
>no job
>no gf
>live in parent's basement
>somewhat lazy and very unmotivated
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GIVE ME A DESK JOB ALREADY!!!

My first day at my new job and I already miss being a NEET. I wonder how long I will hold this job for but I'm not betting on lasting the year. I was lucky to get a job like this though and I doubt I will ever get another opportunity like this. But at the same time I don't want my NEETlife to end. Becoming a NEET in my mid 20s was the happiest time of my life since my dad died. First time since his death I was able to feel truly content.

But fuckin reality and shit, need money just to fuckin exist. Fuck.

Gonna be a tough facade

Tinder is proven hypergamy tool though, you're SOL if you're not top 20%. Better to find a girl that wants monogamy and a family and put some babies in her.
It's like the thing with the three types of lizards

>>37836922
Your second sentence is really weird. "My personality is serviceable at best, but I'm sure the odds are that yours isn't much better."

Parallel structure

drugs, you'll be getting wage slave money soon

>>37836914
what kind of job is it? sounds like it is half decent.

>Not only that but the guy who I'll be working with says he wants to have coffee with me first.
Bro, this is a great opportunity to make a work friend, he sounds like a cool guy who'll help you assimilate into the work environment. Just be casual, ask him what it's like, his hobbies, and dreams/goals etc.

>I don't know how to function in normalfag society.
This job will make you function. You already have the support of the guy you'll be working with; the fact that "
It's very easy work and pays well" means you'll love your job and be able to fund a comfy personal lifestyle.

Just don't sperg out; if you talk about yourself, share normie behaviors e.g. what you read or watch, at most what you play (not to your boss, but maybe coworkers). I believe in you OP, you're in a way better position than most of us, now you can find a way into an even better life :)

hello pretty dumb I'm kinda dumb
ooo are we long lost siblings

>>37836881
You're probably not. People on average prefer making their peers feel dumber than they are rather than smarter, so it follows that if everyone is exerting this effect on everyone else, everyone who is influenced by their peers will feel dumber than everyone else.

This is assuming that you give a fuck about how others evaluate you, of course, which is neither here nor there regarding its validity imo because people are spiteful pieces of shit.

>>37836881
I've smoked weed since I was 15, daily since I was 19 and now I'm 21. I've fried so many brain cells I can barely fucking do basic math, if you think you're stupid you haven't met me.

>>37836860
They're far better than regular sodas, but still not as good as plain water or even skim milk. The artificial sweeteners can spike insulin (though nowhere near the extent that normal sodas do), and the acidity can harm your teeth.

That said, switching to zero cal drinks can do wonders for you if your soda intake is higher than one can per day. After making the switch, consider trying things like zero cal green tea and zero cal drink mixes that come in little powder packets. Add a teeny bit of powder to each glass of water to give it a light, fruity flavor.

Remember, fatbot: the fastest way to obesity is to drink your calories.

fatbotbumperinoblox

>>37836860
they are OK but I've heard they're just as bad as regular soda you'd be better off with regular trying to ween myself off both types

Those don't exist anymore

it gets annoying after a while

>>37836814
doesn't she have a pierced cunt?

The Krusty Krab doesn't look that busy, it might be a relaxing job if Spongebob left him alone.

>>37836811
That's a nice cello you got there

I was half way through when I realized it was SpongeBob

>>37836805
Off u're self

>>37836854
I can't, as much as I want to die, there still must be a reason for me to live.

>>37836886
Because you haven't killed ur'e self yet you faggot

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Yes.
I come here to laugh at you and your toils.

>>37836801
Yes but supposedly females are overreported in visitor statistics because of all of the single mothers that finance the internet services of the numerous NEETs that browse this board, so it's a bit skewed.

>>37836827
joke's on you this board is my ego boost too

>>37836775
feels nice doesn't it

at least now your depression will be cleaner and aesthetic

>>37836791
I had so much shit from the past 5 years lingering around in neglected corners and boxes

it's nice to not have that stuff around anymore. Particularly the box in the corner with four year old homemade bongs

Post your room dood

speek english fag

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speek you english are fag

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>tfw no equine dick is very crass fecundity gf

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>>37836724
.ayA si lleh eht ohW

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>>37836724
aya is petite. aya has small breasts. aya has a small butt. aya has nice hair. aya has a nice face. aya is the perfect shade. aya is the perfect height. aya has the perfect personallity. aya has it all. do you have it all, no. you will never be aya

>>37836754
This is my post but backwards

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>>37836698

Dont hurt yourself anon!

Your life is precious!!!

the only person i trusted was baiting me emotionally and used me
i feel so distant and sad
i want to kill myself again before my anxiety gets out of hand and i start getting psychotic again
like when aya deleted me on steam
i couldnt handle the friendship crumbling
i dont want to go through this again i want to die so bad i cant sotp crying

>>37836757

Listen i litterially just went through something like that 1 hour ago
Someone i loved also blocked me
You just have to forget about these people they are mentally ill

>>37836683
You wont win it?

Stupid fucking NEETs deserve your life if this is your strat

>>37836683

People who buy lottery tickets are more retarded than people who sink money into phones that don't leave the house