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>masturbate
>get close to orgasm
>penor limps down, moments before cumming
EVERY FUCKING TIME
WHATS WRONG WITH ME
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Yo dick needs a doctor
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You probably have some nasty STD. If you don't fix it you will become impotent or die ( I don't know which is worse).
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>female on male ass eating
Nice fetish
Also yeah please seek medical attention.
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>get mad at vidya
>grab nearest pepsi can
>smash to desk
>its halfway filled
>pepsi everywhere
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I'm drinking a Pepsi right now
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>>37841354
Kek. I'm sorry that happened friendo. Also, i'm going to take that helper off of your hands while i'm here.
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>>37841376
That's fucking insane and that other dude made the thread with Pepsi in mind too like honestly what were her words of this probably really low
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Can one of you white knight faggots report this?
https://youtu.be/pPyZS4yk-8M
I get off on porn on YouTube, since it takes effort to find, and by reporting it you make me take more effort.
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>>37841352
>I get off on porn on YouTube
Why would you do that? Stop wrecking the internet. Make a separate internet for people who want censored content you asshole
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>>37841352
reported for graphic sexual activity, have fun looking for porn
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>>37841402
Thank
There's 3 other videos on that channel too
>>37841375
Don't kinkshame me
what is this phenomenon that is makinglets be real hereyoung teens on /r9k/ turn gay?
someone should do like a real psychology paper on this
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>women
>traps
>cute boys
>men
Why is this always the progression?
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Will do
But for money
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>>37841289
"wander over yonder" made me gay for main character, if that's of any help to you. That makes me bi. Before I never got hard to gay and trap. Masturbated frequently, this year about 2 to 3 times a day. Fetishes are rape and pretty faces. Good luck with the research. I don't really regret it though.
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Humans are a fucking horrible creature. Think about it. We have evolved way to fast for our own good. In the hurry we have put together a shit society where some lucky men rule over the rest. If you aren't born rich you are basicly born to die. If you want to have a good life in the society you can't stop for one second and contemplate. You need to study, practise sports, get a job. If you're not fit for it you become a cleaner, a fastfood emplyee or worse yet.
I've became a neet because I couldn't bare the stress. Now, after a year I finally begin to feel like a sane human being. I've thought it through. I can finally remember my childhood and all those times I've been truly happy. But now, when I'm ready to get a job, learn something new or even get to know some new people it's too late. Other people my age are starting their careers, getting married, getting kids. I can't even get a job as a lunch lady at my own school!
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>>37841255
Stop being a whiny bitch. Society is so much better than it used to be. Modern jobs are much less taxing than the hard farm work of the past. And if you don't fall for the consumerism/family meme you can live better than the kings of the past. Just learn not to give a shit about what you don't have and life becomes great.
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>>37841255
Fuckin' newsflash. And here I was thinking this is heaven and people around me are angels. Laddie, anything animal is inherently selfish, and goodness is actually a psychological disease. So I don't get why you're surprised.
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>bitches bout humans
At the end of the day fucks a human
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i think if Elliot would have found out about this place, la isla vista killings wouldn't have taken place.
Maybe this place would have offered him some sort of connection to this world.
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>>37841215
>connection to the world
He felt supperior to everyone and thats why he ended like this.
If he browsed here he would just thought you were complete sub-humans
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>>37841226
i don't know guy, maybe with time, he would sunk into our level, i mean he was a robot inside
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>>37841215
Do you feel conected to the world being in r9k?
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Which one of them is you, r9k?
I'd personally like to be the blue one named Smung, but in reality, I'd probably be the green cuck shell-less slug faggot.
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>>37841185
I would be the white background, because i enjoy being superior.
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fucking chad snails
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>>37841220
It's a known fact that alpha snails are superior to beta cuck slugs.
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Is anyone else here perfectly content to do nothing at all?
Seriously, I am utterly baffled by just about everyone's obsession with doing so fucking much all the time. My ideal life would be me, living on a farm somewhere, where I'd wake up, pick some vegetables, cook some food, then do fuck-all for the rest of the day.
Everyone I see just seems to be so busy maintain social status, having relationships, going on holidays to take stupid photos in front of monuments, and all I can think of "is any of this shit actually making you happy?" Because from what I've seen, the answer is almost always "no." Even shit like politics is just people's way of enforcing their ideas on what's the best way to waste your time.
That being said, I don't think anyone should be irresponsible, and it's okay to have opinions, but the way people get so fucking **wound up** about them completely and baffles me.
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I don't really want to do anything.
I kind of want to want to do things though.
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>>37841175
I mean I think that's fair enough, I still have things I enjoy doing. But the way people act like they'd die if they were forced to take a breather every once in a while seems utterly ridiculous to me.
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>>37841154
>Is anyone else here perfectly content to do nothing at all?
How old are you? I thought like you once, but your brain will begin to rot sooner than you think.
I agree with everything you wrote after this, but stagnating is not anyway to live at all.
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Why are there so many anti coke newfags on here now? Pic related new cinnamon flavored coke.
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Where do they sell this? Do they sell it in MA, I gotta try it
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>>37841167
You sure? They have it in southern NH market baskets.
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>drinking fizzy syrup because normie-targeted ads told you to
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR SHITTY MEME DRINK NOBODY DOES
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>Oh Chad you've made me the happiest mother around!
>Just don't let your brother anon know about us
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>>37841119
Interesting dynamic, you may continue
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Chad needs to talk with him
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>>37841600
Chad doesn't care. Pussy's pussy.
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>21 y/o virgin and a freshman in college
>managed to fall in love in a 19 y/o
>we started dating 6 weeks ago
>her parents are now out of town
>she invited me over to watch a movie
>hinting that we'll fuck even more so than usual
>mfw
IN A FEW DAYS I BECOME A MAN
THIS IS THE DAY I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THE PAST 8 YEARS
Anyone else slowly crawling out of this shithole? How did you pull it off?ofcourse this is not the only thing I accomplished to improve my life in the last 8 months. I got fit to the point where everyone asks me what I do, I'm going out a lot more and its actually pretty nice being a part of a group that considers you a friend, I'm doing well in college after dropping out the first time, restored relationship with family, feeling great about myself and much more confident, more positive outlook on life. We're all gonna make it guys.
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>>37841112
Good job and have fun. now it is time to leave you fucking normie!although we probably see you in a couple months after you destroy everything because you secretly are destructive and long for this place
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>we started dating 6 weeks ago
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37841112
>that shimmy into a dab
god fuck that was hilarious
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>When someone asks you if you love your parents and you can't say yes without hesitation
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>>37841064
I love them in a traditional sense, but I do not love what they did (aka birthed me) I wish I never existed
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>>37841083
This also my parents never said they loved me but in we all love each other in the sense of the word but never say it. Anyone else have a family like that? It's weird for me to see kids tell their parents they love them
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>>37841064
I love my father, but not my mother. Thank God she never asks about it, maybe she knows she's a bad mother but cant admit it
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>SHE WANNA MOVE TA CALI-FOR-NYAAA
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Ask her if she wants to suck my dick
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>not capitalizing every other letter like the way he sings the song
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Would it be possible to receive a quick rundown?
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I just got my first kiss and lost my virginity on the same night to some weeb half Japanese girl that's way out of my league (solid 9/10). I'm far uglier than any of you will ever be
What's the excuse boys?
Have any of you considered that girls don't like bitchy boys that jerk off to anime
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>>37840876
post pics of that hapa bitch.
Let's see how a 9/10 looks like lmao
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How did you meet? What did you bond over?
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>>37840889
no because she goes on cgl and you fuckers post Asian girls everywhere>>37840894
We're in the same class, I walked her home once and it took off. We just play games and go to the theatre
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The old one kind of died. However, I still want to know the voices of robots that roam this place
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1njjKU1WFCW
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vjQyQtsFIx
ko ol my g u y
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dank memememes
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>>37841207
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ox0NPxcR6q