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what's the closest you came to killing yourself /r9k/?
>2015
>July-august
>I loaded the 30-06 into my M1 but took it out right after
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no specific but often get the urge to just drive into another truck or a tree when im driving.
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>>37842350
Collecting all of my sleeping pills (like 20 zopiclone and 10 zolpidem) and a vodka bottle
Drank the vodka till I passed out and threw the pills out once I woke up
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>>37842350
turned 27 today and im a virgin. should i kms?
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are romanticism and rationalism compatible or contradictory?
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>>37842337
Ask /lit/ - we're not smart enough to answer you
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>>37842337
Yes, rationalism and pragmatism can be in the light of romanticism by seeing beauty in the everyday, practical, and efficient. You must look beyond the colours of a flower and see the beauty in its use and its role in the machine.
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>>37842337
Get out nu male, you aren't going to fool me with your cuck mindset
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>tfw job interview tomorrow
>tfw don't really want to go
>tfw must wear suit like a wagecuck and wake up early and travel to city
fuck this life tbqh senpai
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>tfw don't even have suit
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>>37842334
Suit? Wear slacks and a collared shirt. Unless you actually have a career you have been in long term, then a suit is over doing it.
If no one there is wearing a suit then neither should you. They won't likely hold it against you, but don't suit up for entry level.
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>>37842334
Tasmania?
How is that not original
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Virgin clothes and asseccories 2017-06-20 01:24:21 Post No.37842182
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Virgin clothes and asseccories
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Post the wear that have "virgin" stamped all over it.
Starting with the velcro wrist watch.
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White underwear? Yes I do!
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Wow! We're off to a very good start! Just gonna pop by to post this key holder. If I even knew a vergin he surely wore one of these!
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autism sneakers + cargo shorts
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Amazon bought Whole Foods and is probably going to turn them into Amazon Go stores, where cashiers are nonexistent and you pay with your phone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrmMk1Myrxc
How does this make you feel, wagies?
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Whole foods has these canned smoked oysters that I can't find anywhere else(not made in china). The removal of the cashiers will make the acquisition of my property much easier.
t. NEET
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>>37842176
Make one of these in Detroit and we can talk about it later anon.
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>another day another haircut for the neetnigger
Get a job.
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I am a complete noob at fighting games, having essentially never played one, but I want to learn and become better at them. What's a good place to start?
I have a PC, PS4, and PS3.
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SFV is one of the easiest fighting games ever, start there
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if you don't want to spend money on games you can just boot up fightcade, plenty of good games on it
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>>37842141
Pic one with characters you like. Persona 4 arena was my first real fighting game.
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/comfy/ archive thread 2017-06-20 01:18:24 Post No.37842110
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are you sad every time a /comfy/ thread gets archived? are you a person who doesnt talk much, even online? then help me build the archive together. short comments on posted pictures are very welcome.
https://discordapp.com/invite/KVtjnYp
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bumpercomfy
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everyone's welcome
rignialtiyo
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oh man this is so nice
exactly the kind of discord i was looking for
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True robots must be ectomorphs.
>being born with the most feminine body frame
What did God mean by this?
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There is nothing worse than having wide hips and gyno. 5lbs underweight but still look fat and can't wear tshirts.
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>endomorph
>have high natural strength
be jelly skellies
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>implying we're not based endomorph
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So apparently everyone who posted a photo in that >see if you guys r ugly< thread got banned.
How does it feel being in a containment board for autists?
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>>37842085
>So apparently everyone who posted a photo in that >see if you guys r ugly< thread got banned.
>How does it feel being in a containment board for autists?
HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHHAHHAAAH
they deserve it SO much
I'm SO FUCKING GLAD the mods actually did something THANK YOU MODS FOR CLEANING UP SOC SHIT THANK YOU
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>>37842085
Good.
Reggaeton
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>>37842085
Oh, like that time that they allowed furry shit on /b/ and then banned everybody who posted it.
I've been wondering why things seem more civil around here.
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Hey robots
Im dead broke
Can someone pls buy me the weeaboo VN humble bundle.
Ill send you a shit-ton of hentai or somethin idk
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>>37842056
Maybe if you suck my cock.
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>>37842056
Just pierat it anonsempainanifamalamdingdong
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>>37842056
Man these VNs don't even look cool
don't even look RAW where are my RAW VNs
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This is where you must spend most of your waking hours. What do?
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I have my own office. I close the door and shitpost on my phone.
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>sleep 8 hours a day
>40 hour work week
>40 hours free a week on work days
>32 hours free a week on your days off.
??????
>>37842067
Also this. Not my own office but all I do is shitpost on my phone at work.
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>>37842090
nobody with value works only 40 hours a week
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Have computers ruined your life or have they kept you alive during hard times? i cant tell for myself.
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They ruined my life and are now keeping me alive.
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>>37842063
thats what i was thinking, but im not sure if school wouldve been better if i didnt spend so much time at the pc.
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>>37842034
That image
Holy fuck
Origigity
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Never pay for sex, the price is your life 2017-06-20 01:07:32 Post No.37841987
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Never pay for sex, the price is your life
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So after I was pressured by people to lose my virginity just to feel like a human again, I finally got a hooker.
The experience was pretty underwhelming. The handjob was the best part, something I can do myself.
I did it with a condom, but after a week, the top of my penis is really cold and I can barely get it up (before that I jacked off 3 times a day).
The color of the head is light grey now, I think the blood flow is cut off. I have no idea what kind of STD is this bullshit.
So don't follow a dead man's path, it's much better do die a wizard if you can't find a woman you love with zero diseases, instead of dying for something retarded like this.
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>>37841987
That's not an STI. I've taken a course in that stuff.
With this timing between the hooker and your symptoms, I would hazard a guess that your issues are psychogenic (psychological) as a result of distress. They will likely self-resolve given enough time but if it persists for more than a month go see a doctor about it. Another likely possibility is a drug-based issue (even prescription) if you've started taking any lately. Less likely but not out of the picture is you having have some underlying disease that has just begun to affect your penis's circulation (like hypertension, diabetes, hyperlipedemia etc). Much more rare causes in your situation would include neurological issues, hormone issues, or radiation exposure.
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Hand jobs are fucking terrible, those things are not even pleasurable. You'd actually pay for that? Pathetic.
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>>37841987
I agree with you op, I truly hope this message will be read by many robots.
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>Wake up
>"Hope your thirsty anon!"
What do you do?
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correct their use of your
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I say "my thirsty what?" and then they kick me in the ribs
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>>37841850
"You're thirsty, Anon.
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>talking to cute girl
>is actually a cute girl (male)
>s(he) is 19 and on hormones
>I'm 25 and fat
>she hasn't seen what i look like yet because we're steam friends
>we stay up all night talking on Discord and talking about random funny stuff
>suddenly last night s(he) starts describing an outfit she wore
>"oh anon, do you have Instagram? Facebook? I want to be able to send you pictures of my cute outfit"
>"n-no, i don't have any of those. i used to have a Kik though"
>"oh, anon! I use Kik too! I use it all the time to send lewds to friends tee hee"
>"o-oh. well I guess I have to redownload my Kik, right? ha ha"
>"oh anon you're so funny! tee hee"
>add her on Kik and she sends me a bunch of pictures of various things
>i build up the courage and send her a few pictures of me
>"wow, anon. you look a lot different than I thought. in a good way!"
>"o-oh, thanks!"
>"just remember though if you want me to send you lewds, you have to send me pictures back"
>"o-oh, ok. I can do that.."
>begin sweating
>she wants dick picks
>but I'm fat and look completely different from the twinks and trendy hipster kids she talks to
alright, so i'm fucked. If I can't send lewds because of my repulsive body, what the fuck do I do? She wants to send me lewds, and I want lewds; but I don't want to damage any potential I have with this cutie by showing her my disgusting fat body. I've been starving myself for two days straight to lose as much weight as I can for when she asks me again, but these last 48 hours have been hell.
what do I do lads?
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>>37841842
She's a trap.
She'll take anything she can get.
As long as you see her as a female, of course.
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>>37841910
>She's a trap.
>She'll take anything she can get.
Where does this misconception come from?
If there is 3% of the population that's ok at the very least with traps and 0.03% of the population is traps they have WAY more interest than the average male would get, and being male once any trap knows these gender dynamics very well
she won't "take anything she can get", she will have many, many options. Especially as a cute young trap
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You take the best dickpic you can
Also hint you're losing weight