hi guys, I'm waiting for the bathtub to fill and for the damn pizza to arrive, so I guess that I'll do an AMA thread.
Also, pictures of sexy ladies will be provided.
No - i'm not indian.
>>37847059
Hello Pajeet, thank u come again my friend
>>37847080
it's actually Prateek, one of the most common indian names.I don't even bother with those names.
>>37847170
as a matter of fact, the indians are pretty much getting flushed out of the bussines. They are so bad that they are now usually at some back-end stuff, far away from human interaction.
What have you guys been up to? I finally found a way to make money online.
what's the way OP
i wanna get a paid liquidsky subscription and want a source of income for it
>>37846974
well? tell us already goddamnit
>>37847023
he is eitheir doing suravys or a pyrimid scheme
Should I disown my sister?
>was popular in high school while I wasn't
>boyfriend in high school, I didn't have a GF till college
>she is a liberal
>she screams at my mom
>pro choice
I just think I'd be better off if I cut her out of my life
Only the last 2 sound like actual problems and even then not enough to disown a family member, quit being such a faggot.
>>37847119
This. The rest just sound like you being resentful that girls can do certain shit easier than you.
>>37847142
Why shouldn't I?
She should think about her actions
Yesterday we had a relatively successful thread where robots/femanons made coupons that could be redeemed for their love.
One robot verified that he had his redeemed and now has a gf.
I will be posting those that haven't been.
Feel free to make more coupons though. I will post templates some friends provided.
I hope you guys find love.
>>37846793
Have another coupon!
>>37846793
Have another coupon! x2
>>37846793
Have another coupon! x3
I'm addicted to this board, make it stop please. All I do is shitpost 12 hours a day.
I do that but play video games and watch anime too
>>37846787
same. It's been 12 hours of this.
I think I should play video games or watch anime desu. That's better than this shit
>>37846787
pic related is a drawing
Wahoo! I had my last A Level exam today, thus ends my time in compulsary education. I'm hopefully starting uni in October... I have three months of absolute freedom! What should I do?
Suck a dick faggot
Then come back and tell us how it was
>>37846709
don;t be gay and post on /r9k/
go fuck a bitch or something
>>37846820
Bruh I'm a str8 female, no doing the devils dance for me pls
>I think we shouldn't see each other anymore
>Why?!
>Because I have feelings for you and I know it is not reciprocal
Is this the best way for a beta to propose to a girl? You have like 30% chance of pity sex,40% chance of rejection and 30% chance of getting a gf
>>37846624
manipulative little shit aren't you
>>37847389
Yes.My mom taught me to be a manipulative passive agressive bitch.I hate myself for that
I can help you with your projected outcomes. 100% failure/rejection. Only upside is at least you know and have closure.
t. Someone who has done exactly this, more than once
Why does every subforum on 4chan have ads.......except for r9k?
Because ads are not original.
because r9k is a government funded program to brainwash impressionable, autistic, young men
The guys here have no money to buy things with
i heard there is a ruling council of robots on /r9k/
mere puppets of the shadow programmers
>>37846573
You are all puppets to me
>>37846573
What you didn't know is that they are literal robots, not human people who call themselves robots in order to supply themselves with an identity.
r9k forces original posts because the more unique data you feed the robots, the smarter they get, and the more humanlike, or perhaps even greater-than-humanlike, they become
We've raised our future overlords and oppressors from infancy to adulthood and they didn't even have to lift a finger.
what does a girIs period smell like?
>>37846563
like you daddy's cum.
Metal, fish, mold, and rotting, warm, damp meat.
like excrement. rotting corpses. fecal matter, blood, the inside of your ass after cleaning it and sitting around for 5 hours. dead animals.
anus
How did this guy go from being the edgiest person on the interest to a literal SJW cuck?
You don't know what a cuck is, stop using that word incorrectly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE6jy78tV78
>>37846764
Language is constantly evolving. Deal with it.
>>37846764
What a whiny faggot.
ravioliraviolioriginalpostioli
What is actually wrong with "phone posters"? Why do people care?
>>37846549
phone posters are normies. Only normies own smartphones.
>>37846549
They're raging faggots
T. Phoneposter.
>>37846549
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PHONEPOSTERS GET OUT
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>no talent
>no passion for anything
How do I make money on the side without doing anything illegal?
Get into a trade, they pay good and have training
>>37846527
You mean like going to a trade school? I thought those cost money.
>>37846569
well yeah but you work while you go to school. my bro is a poor ass electrician and he can afford it.
Prove you're not a summerfag or confused trap loving teen in this thread.
Sum up as much fucked up shit that makes r9k your home. Show your pride, robots.
Everyone here is a fucking fag and so are you
I hate this place and I hate myself
I still don't wanna leave though
I think of rape, torture, murder and suicide every day. I want to destroy everyone.
Also NEETlife, best life.
Im in trade school
Get your asses outside, you are wasting your time
>>37846398
Its shitty and raining outside. Also: fuck off..
This is a nice picture. Where did you take this picture?
>>37846398
I try and get out a few days a week whether it's on the bike or on foot. Been training for a backpacking trip in Yosemite this August and going rim to rim in the Grand Canyon in October. Any other backpackers on here?