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>last time was April 15th
>only because I had to go to my Doctors appointment
>next shower will be the 15th of next month for the same reason

never go out so no point

how do you guys do it? I hate wasting money on a higher water bill bc showers but at the same time i hate the, the film you get over you when you dont wash. redpill me on filth senpai

>>37847952
I just grease myself up with butter. Most filth slides right off. Also smells better than my sweat. It leaves major stains in my furniture though, but so would filth.

>had tinder for months
>2 matches
>1 ignored me the other never started a conversation
>tempted to spend the $5 on a boost
>but don't wanna pay money to be disappointed

it's a tough call

>>37847614

Well lately my matches have been few and far between, and they've been low-quality women. The boost got me a shitload, and plenty of hot ones. I think i was just pushed to the back of the list after a few months of use, because my matches reeeeeally slowed down prior to the boost.

>>37847586
I used the boost once. If you want to fuck a fatty, boost will increase your range of choices. If you want a qt, you were fucked from the start anyways.

Wouldn't it be so scary to die like that

It's usually normies that do that shit, virtue signaling to pretend they care. The types of people with meme-depression and "social anxiety" but could easily get 100+ likes on a selfie, have more than 1000 followers on social media and have had everything handed to them in life.

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And also if you're that worried you're such a good tv writer that your depiction of suicide will make people do it themselves, maybe you shouldn't show the scene at all instead of shoving the responsibility off to the hotline which may or may not save them after you so brilliantly brainwashed them.

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>break into random faggot's house
>go to his brother's room, rummage through the trash can and find a clearly twice used condom
>put it on my cock and masturbate furiously as the cum of these two brothers covers my dick
>ejaculate in condom, throw it back in the trash can it came from and quietly leave the premises without touching anything else

what are your unusual degenerate habits

thats fuggin hot

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>break into random home
>find sample of genetic material
>isolate DNA
>create clones of these sexual deviants
>sew them together into a man made science abortion
>torture it in my underground sex dungeon
What are your unusual degenerate habits

>>37847414
Simply by having such a ridiculously chad and/or rich friend/brother you will get free pussy. Women will use you to try to get to him.

I have a friend who's old money, ultra rich, like eight figure rich once his dad kicks it. He basically diverts excess sluts to me cause he knows I'm too much of a sperg to secure women on my own and they'll only put up with me if they think that they can learn more about him through dating me, or they think I'm also rich because I have rich friends (I grew up in a double wide and am neet lmao).

It's amazing the shit he can get away with by sheer virtue of wealth. He has fucking three girlfriends right now and they all know about each other. I asked one of them and she said that he's just playing the field, but he's gonna break it off with the others and settle down with her soon, he said.

It's amazing to me that each of these women seems to think that they will manage to wrangle this man who has more money than their family has made put together in the past 500 years when they are generously 6-7/10s. He doesn't date models, he just fucks them. His girlfriends are basically cut rate domestic servants and casual cumdumps. One day he'll probably go back to one of his similarly ridiculously loaded exes to get married but until then he just pumps and dumps middle class bitches all day.

>>37847414
Maybe he'd look more like his brother if he lost some fucking weight

Twist: the ugly brother is actually the richer one with a better career

>posts sonic jojo reference
>wonders why his life is really gay and he can't fuck bitches cause he's a faggot

>>37847445
He's got you here op

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You're less autistic than me at least.

>>37847372
dont try to put it off as beeing mentally ill. You are just disgusting. Didnt youre parents teach you how to keep a room clean?

>>37847449
I'm diagnosed clinicaly depressed also runs in my family on both sides and yes they tried faggot

>>37847372
life is a bitch anon.

life is a bitch

but not people, no, just life

So your mom cucked your dad and had you as a result of it?

In a very original way I don't get it.

Hos younger, more attractive brother almost got aborted.

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>started drinking more
>

turns out thats it

>Got a tumor
>Losing hair even faster than before
That's about it. I just hope the tumor is going to kill me.

>dumped abusive ex-bf
>moved back home
>started therapy and see psychiatrist
>started new hobby
>got job

Now I just need to get my teeth cleaned and get glasses, maybe get a car.

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Umm..good for you I guess? I honestly do not care.

>>37847281
TAKE YOUR POO
TO THE LOO
TAKE YOUR POO
TO THE LOO

>>37847303
You don't care yet you willingly chose to post? Hmmm. Whatever you say? Nothing good came of this.
>>37847306
This means what exactly?

White people ruled.

>>37847225
There wasn't such a racial divide. If racism in the USA was shaped like a horseshoe, the 80's and 90's would be close to the bottom, whereas current day would be rising closer and closer to the top.

Also I like synth music.

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Survival bump
Oreganolio

Yeah.
I'm not the best cook so I live off noodles, cantina food and pizza.
But it's pretty cool overall, I feel much more free.

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How you get place but have no co signer or credit history?

>>37847195
I've lived alone for 3 years. Lived with roommates. Lived with parents as an adult. Honestly, they were all the same seeing as I would spend the majority of my time locked in my room anyways. The only difference is that when I lived alone, I spent my time in the living room and only used my bedroom to sleep in my bed. I really have no need to have my own place. It's not like I have friends or anyone to come over. Not like I'm going to get laid and even if I were, I would spend ~100 to rent a hotel/motel for a night or just bring them home since parents/roommates wouldn't mind. Moving in by yourself feels weird at first but you quickly get used to it. Don't fall for the living alone meme if you're a robot. That's for dumb normies.

>>37847136
>>>37846793
Maybe you'll find one here.
We had an alcoholic femanon on yesterday.

if she's an alcoholic she won't stay cute

>>37847136
I'm one of those, why would you want me?

Although I got pneumonia recently and I think I'm going to let it run its course and see if it kills me rather than get treatment, so I might not be around much longer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWhswK7A4D8
blox

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bump ily brittany

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCUtrLn42fc

im sorry but youre gay now anon

>>37847109
I dont mind honestly

Shameless self bump


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