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Films
Books
Literature
TV

They always have the most entry level taste in all media.
What causes this. is it a lack of an attention span or just plain low intelligence?
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This is when someone asks what stuff you like, you comply, and then everyone makes fun of you.
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because they spend more time with their normie friends or whatever than consuming media. whereas it's almost all we do so we go much deeper.
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>>37848709
Yeah, your Chinese trap cartoons sure are deep, anon

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Fear and respect me, your desperations will be the focus of my attention, I care not for those multiple questions, gaze upon me for I am the monolith
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>>37848541
Should I call tonight?
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will he fall in love with me once i see him?
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is there any hope for Sweden to be un-cucked?

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Hey guys I'm selling something on Craigslist and the guy wants to come to my apartment and pick it up. How do I make sure I don't get murdered?
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meet in a puclic place retard or have someone you trust with you. is it a big item?
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>>37848497
>2017
>doesnt have concealed carry permit or at LEAST own a gun
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>>37848497
You could just sell it out of the back of your car if you have one, or a common area table or something.

I honestly wouldn't worry if it is a low to mid value item less than $1,000.

Where do you live?

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>family sits down to have a talk with my sister and why she has no friends
>"join the conversation and don't silently listen"
>"try to find topics/hobbies to talk about"
>"what are the things you like anon's sister?"
>she replies "memes"
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>>37848490
Why have you not properly fucked your sister yet, as a good onii-chan should do, Anon? Is she atleast hot?
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>>37848685
I've seen her pussy when she was a baby up until she was 3
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Spend time with her, show her what real memes are

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>want to go to anime con
>every irl friends who like anime are beta males
why are anime fans like that
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>>37848460
Why are anime fans so submissive?
Why do they stutter type?
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>>37848460
Come to Anime Expo and I'll hang out with you, anon.
Do you have Discord or anything?
There's a cgl meetup which is a great place to make friends.
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>>37848460
My teamleader is really into anime. Guy makes like 120k$ (europe) has a proper girlfriend and generally is butterface. But yeah, I'm a beta.

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18 year old me:
>addicted to MMORPGs, hate work, hate school
>even get annoyed when friends want to hang out because it takes away from vidya time
>set a goal to get the easiest job I can find so I can spend all my time playing vidya and never worry about anything

Me now (30)
>still play Everquest, an 18 year old game, even though I hate it strictly out of nostalgia because everything else bores me even more
>have a job making almost 6 figures a year where I "work from home" (aka play vidya while I have outlook open on my laptop) 3 days a week
>mfw I achieved my goal in life
>mfw I'm more miserable than I have ever been

Anyone else achieve what they thought they wanted in life and still want to die?
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what job do you do buddy?
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How do I do what you do? Seriously pls tell me pleeeeaase.
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See a psychiatrist. Your insurance should provide.

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Quick question for fembots: Why haven't you started lactating yet? Don't think just because I stopped making these threads that I've forgotten you and your reluctance to lactate despite the numerous scientifically confirmed emotional, medical, and spiritual benefits that come with lactation.

Let me give you a short list here

- The majority of women who have lactated agree that lactation and breastfeeding is arousing and physically pleasurable

- Over 20% of women who have nursed report having had an orgasm from breastfeeding alone (sadly, many women also feel ashamed of this even though it is wholly natural)

-Lactation is a highly effective and natural form of birth control, known to prevent pregnancy from 94-98% of copulations which is comparable to condom success rates. In fact, hormonal birth control medication is designed to mimic the effects of lactation.

- In terms of health benefits, a lactating woman burns approximately 300-400 calories per day just from producing milk. That's the equivalent of a daily cardio routine that can be performed while sitting on the couch watching TV.

- At full production, a typical woman produces about 25-30oz of breast milk per day. Breast milk can readily be sold at $2/oz, and more if you are willing to sell to 'special' clients. That's up to $20,000/year JUST for having lactating boobs. Literally free money.

- Also, sustained lactation increases breast size, and with a proper draw down regimen that size can be maintained without making your breasts sag.

So basically you could be making free money while losing weight, getting bigger tits, experiencing nipple orgasms and enabling contraception free sex but instead you choose to be a dry titted killjoy. What gives?
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>>37848421
I'm trying, I'm just forgetful about keeping up with pumping
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>>37848421
>tfw you're on antipsychotic meds that makes you lactate as hell
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>B...but Anon-san... I have to be pregnant to lactate!

Common myth, but a myth nonetheless. All that is required for lactation for most women is consistent stimulation. An electric or handheld pump can be used, even with a willing nursing partner it's a good idea to have a pump to make sure you're getting that consistent stimulation. Some hormones and supplements aid with induction. Some women begin lactating with birth control pills alone. Fenugreek is a supplement that has been known to aid in lactation for thousands of years.

Remember to stay hydrated, eat a diet rich in complex carbohydrates and leafy greens. Lactation can pull a lot of vitamins out of your system so a multivitamin is often recommended. Avoid fried foods and red meats to maximize milk quality.

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How much would you give to look like this
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>>37848350
He's not even that good looking. He is even balding. Come on now anon.

Most would have anything to be a pretty girl.
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I'd give everything, honestly. That guy is hot
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>>37848373
If you looked anything close to that you wouldn't be here anon desu

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Traps are literally living sex toys. They exist for the purpose of sex. They don't have free will or feelings.
They're former shells of human beings pumped full of chemicals and cock.
That's why should be stripped of all their rights
Prove me wrong.
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>>37848336
More like prove you dong
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Sad but true

All traps should forced to act as communal cum dumpsters for public use.
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>>37848336
I'd argue against it because I'm a moral fag but traps are, in general, terrible people and I don't deem them people since they usually are narcissists/sociopaths/histrionic and/or have BPD and act much closer to machines needing to derive an
specific impulse, rather than humans, of which you can also make bonds with that feel real.

They're manipulative and cling onto you like you're the best thing ever and then attach themselves to someone else the next day/week/month, typically the former.

I know this is a retarded dehumanization fetish thread but traps are awful people, don't fall for them, you have a better chance making it long-term with a girl. Unless you wanna just fuck the trap and get AIDs, that's cool too.

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I posted here ~a month ago saying the Messiah was here and asking for money to protect him during WW3. I also made a false post that I was in the Illuminati (for money too).In reality I am the person who caused all the chaos during 2016 and through April '17. I discovered a method of powering up that has a side effect of causing many people to die. I am not currently powering up but I plan to continue soon. I planned to use the money to actually protect myself from WW3, which will likely happen soon. Ask me anything, I will answer what I can.
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>ask me anything
ok
will i get a gf?
hey you're asking /r9k/
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>>37848329
Chances aren't looking good after August if you're handholdless.
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Ask away, robots. I will answer.

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Who else here "drinks alone at night while he looks at the Instagram of his former classmates and listening to sad musice while thinking about what a wonderful time he could've had if he hadn't shut himself out and wasted his youth, while ignoring the presentation he has to do in 2 days oh god i want to die please for the love of god"
So how are you doing my boyos?
:^)
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alright fuc kyou then
No (you)'s
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drnak this
Please kill
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pls make agony end

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I found a .22 Long Rifle with a shit load of ammunition in my grandfather's garage, and I can't stop thinking about it.

How effective is suicide by a .22 bullet? If I press the barrel against my temple will that be good enough for the bullet to penetrate the skull? From what I've read, the .22 is a very weak bullet.

I want off the ride.
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here's a fun read about trying to off yourself with a .22

http://theviewfromhell.blogspot.co.nz/2009/05/with-22-and-word-about-multiple-gunshot.html
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Ehhh wouldn't risk it bro high chance of becoming a vegetable just jump off a bridge or something or get a 12 gauge
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>>>/k/

>orimoriginalio

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>watch a live stream
>think about donating as i like the show
>streamer shows or talk about his gf
>never watch the stream again

>watch a movie/serie
>principal character has a gf
>stop watching

>read a book
>principal character has a gf
>stop reading

Am i the only one anons ? Why do normies feel the need to show or talk about their gf ?
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>>37848187
Relationships are fundamental in life and something the absolute vast majority of people can relate to. This means the vast majority of media will capitalise on this and write romantic relationships into their story as easy character development and to make the audience relate to the character. If you want a female audience then you have to have relationships and romantic drama.

Unfortunately this means every character in modern media now has to have a relationship and drama. Getting really sick of this shit. I want to watch a movie about a group of soldiers in WWII but of course they have to interlace the situation with romantic drama... It's so generic.

This is why I've enjoyed Generation Kill. There's no bullshit and no women. It's not trying to capture an audience as much as it is just showing a story without all the garbage to try and appeal to a wider audience.
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>>37848187
Think about it this way OP if you managed to snatch a roastie who dedicated themselves to you, wouldn't you want to brag?
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>>37848343
I totally agree with you anon. Gonna watch your suggestion.

As a suicidal anon, i feel society is pushing me closer and closer to the edge. Wish i wad dead already but i am too much of a pussy to do it on my own.

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>There are people that unironically only seek romance with the gender that has a lower sex drive, less personality, much bitchier, and doesn't really love you.

Why do people do this?
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>>37848165
I need to be physically attracted to my romantic partner as well as mentally. Biology is a bitch.
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I hope they invent cure for straightness soon.
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I hate males and mentally ill gender snowflakes even more than women.

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>FINALLY get accepted into med school after 4 years of abject suffering through the shitty pre-reqs, research bullshit and worst of all dealing with the faggot pre-meds.

>Have to take out 20k in loans this year after financial aid etc.
>Fucking terrified to do so, can't even bring myseld to look at the options etc.

Please help. Any bots take out student loans? I'm so scared whenever I think about it my brain just automatically scapegoats a random task to do. I ended up playing ape escape for 3 hours last night.
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>>37848086
americuck.
Live in a better country
I'm about to study medicine for free
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>>37848102
Well thats the hand I've been dealt

I'm just worried I guess. When I think of how much can go wrong in just the next 4 years I get pretty scared.
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>>37848294
just do it.
If you don't do it, you won't get anyway

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