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>>37853147
Yeah faggot stop judging us you fucking nerd

Yup, it's the NORMIES, failed NORMIES, and Mexicans who are the bitter sad losers

>>37853147
nice chad here
i like you guys

>what are bots or phishers

Pls prove with convos/said pics

Yeah dude show us the pics you used.

I went to probably somewhere between 50 and 100, maybe more, idk.
>any good stories
nothing too remarkable. one time we went to a random party late at night and everyone there was dressed as the cast of pulp fiction. that was kinda weird.
I didn't start partying hard until after college. I don't go out as much now but I do crazier stuff.

>>37853069
Never went to college.

When I was fifteen I was at a party and two 14 year old girls undressed to only panties and I wasn't a mega sperg so yeah.
They were 15 next year btw.

Also before you call me a normie >there wasn't a waking moment I wasn't high off my ass during those two years of not being a anxiety riddled retard
The things you do to fit in

Yeah, plenty. Just finished my last year of uni.

Plenty of weird, interesting shit has happened on drinking nights at uni. For example,

>one night last year
>having a small gathering at my place
>we invited this guy, lets call him J
>he has been a bit odd around us recently
>such as inviting himself over a lot to see one of my housemates
>during the night I proceed to get absolutely smashed and practically pass out
>gf has to go put me to bed
>during the night J apparantely tried to make the moves on my gf
>tried putting his arm round her
>in front of everyone aswell
>he even goes to the extent of whispering to her that he would go out with her if she were single
>creeped out she darts out and just stays in my room away from him
>he even tries to make a big confession as she tries going up the stairs

I wanted to beat the shit out of him but my gf said to leave it and ignore him. We just all never spoke to him again and ignored him after that.

I have other stories

would rather my balance remaining as it is

I'd cut off my pinky toe to be a THICC latina's daddy but not for an Asian man.

Why would I cut off my toe if I could get asian trapfu right now?

>>37853063
How nice is your ass? Booty blindness is a thing

>>37853063
Don't do it woman, you know that faggot will hurt you. Just stay here with us. We understand you more that anyone else and we won't hurt you.

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Don't fall for it this time.

>>37853050
How the fuck do you get individually banned from a board? I've only been banned from posting on every board on 4chan, never a single board.

>>37853264
By posting something off-topic

>>37853050
What was the home board?

You can get as thin or fit as you want, it wont heal the gaping hole in your heart

Pretty good as long as your eating habits have changed for the better and your exercise is regular. Healthy sleep goes a long way too. Keep it up!

>>37852982
I haven't thought about my sleep specifically, but now that you mention it, I actually have been sleeping like a baby since I started exercising again. Guess it really does factor in.

>>37852913
I like the threads about sons that turned into trap better

You don't know that dumbass. What if she's an orphan?

>>37852936
>implying she wouldn't still have biological parents

>>37852901
Frozen pizza in the morning? You already fucked up there. I'd just leave it alone.

>>37852901
Are you green? If so, why aren't you asking her questions, she clearly wants to talk to you since she's asking mundane questions just so you'd reply. Go ask her something now, like how her day's been or something.

>>37852939
This.

Do it.

Also.

Best of luck, I just passed the end of week three. Honestly though, 4chan has way too many things that can be a turn on.

>>37852985

Yeah my dumnbass keep going to gif like its anything but dicks and ass over there.

>>37853010
there's always
>>>/wsg/

>>37852820
I don't know, but it scares the hell out of me.

Tell her you post on 4chan's r9k board. That will impress her

>inb4 she seriously does everything that the harlots say to "make the relationship work"

she dun goofed

>>37852765

No way shes 14. Ive met fully developed 14 y.o.s and she still looks wayyyy older than them

>those tits
>14
If /hebe/ is wrong I dont want to be right

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>Bregoli
I thought Jersey Shore died.

Shameless self bump so maybe other robots can stop putting the pussy on the pedestal

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>>37852710
16

I wanted a gf and could've had one but I didn't want to give up my hard earned money and vidya time.
>tfw to content for gf

>>37853514
This, our population is quickly becoming too fucking unstable to support life. So why in the name of christ is not having sex all the time still looked down upon?

Although it has been better than it's ever been in my experience, the only real time I got teased for it was my abusive 'friend' I used to hang out with in highschool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOmRdpHPXas

Feeling shitty and listening to Giles Corey.

>>37852665
How To Disappear Completely is one of my favorite songs ever. Hope you are doing alright op.

https://youtu.be/aFUzvbkEvRk

>>37852703
Hope things start looking up for you, man
I've never heard any of his stuff before but after listen to this I'll definitely try out some more

>>37852652
My mother was 33 my father 26. I blame them for everything wrong with me so many birth and mental defects. I want them to die and give me a nice inheritance. >>37852652

>>37852652
My dad was 22 (mom was 19)

35 is a good age to have kids,there is nobody to blame but yourself for being a failure in life.