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that looks pretty yummy. I'd go there if it weren't rum by blacks.

You fucking loser. Chad here. Eating a delicious and healthy gluten-free cake, activated almonds and soy meat. You losers continue with that unhealthy diet and die in the next decade. Like i should care if youre dead but more of you loser robots dead the better since it will cleanse the world of failed genepool. Hitler was right you losers need to gassed.

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I had schnitzel with noodles and my wife had potato pancakes.

>>37854202
pic related?
fuck those massive titties with the force of a thousand suns

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>>37854280
yeah thats her
shes got a really cute face :3

>>37854202
If you don't fuck her, I will

>>37854198
You are mistaken, my friendo

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Daily reminder that you will NEVER get a gf

>>37854198
YEAH??? WELL TO THAT TO ELIOT

>>37854197
abortion, suicide, and euthanasia should all be legal and encouraged

no one should be forced to suffer through this meaningless hell called existence

*slits wrists*

>>37854197
robots only care about abortion because of the fact they will never reproduce and watching others devalue something that is priceless to them tiddles their 'tism.

>>37854197
Life begins at fertilization by definition, or at least in species with sex chromosomes. Any other variation of this definition is arbitrary and false.

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Never forget. rip all the "british" people.

Must wake up at 12pm tommorow, I don't fucking know how cause I woke up at 7pm. I'll never fall asleep

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Drop the bass

>>37854152
No

Women care about your wealth so they could benefit of it or about your social status

Go figure, if you don't believe me and think "there is someone who isnt like that" then too bad, your loss. It makes your life so much better when you realize it.

>>37854180
so you're saying a friendless loser can get a girlfriend if he has enough money?

It's not impossible.

What IS impossible is getting a girl actually worth being with to treat you this way. Any girl who goes for that kind of guy will have twenty IRL orbiters, 1000 instagram followers, constantly changing dyed hair and maybe piercings. She will also be mentally fucked up.

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he will put his skills to use wherever he goes

>>37854134
They make good money looking the other way.
One chick told me she crossed the boarder with drugs fucking a few of those guys so hey he might be a normal.

>>37854134
Don't you need some sort of college degree to become a federal agent? If so at least he'll go to college and get some sort of education past high school.

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I used to spend my days off worrying about having to go back
that wasn't sustainable
it was only a matter of time before I ended up quitting

I often think I'd be better dead than wagecuck in a mundane job. Thing is I couldn't get into something better because you need social skills to advance.

>>37854194
Social skills are skills, you can improve them like anything else

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you are actuarry what?

>>37854049
I think it friends were you work. If you work for a big, recognizable company, probably, because it seems like a high-status job. If not, it's probably neutral, or maybe good because they might assume you make a lot. I don't think it has a "nerdy" stigma or anything.

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>>37854073
Kek'd

Lived. And kek'd again.

>>37853992
Never. There was a expo thingy on the subject and all present basically agreed it was a bad idea then went about talking about its actual legality.
Almost all 1st world countries have laws in place already that would cover making them illegal and those that don't would refer to the expo as its the biggest one on the subject so far.

Tl;dr give it 2 decades but realize they'll be outlawed before they even hit production.

>>37853992
good ones that you'd really want to own?
not in our lifetime, probably

eventually though, sex ed in school will be part and parcel with making the sexbot achieve its orgasm parameters

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I don't care about the sex. I just want a waifu bot.

>>37853973
>>ifunny
>>120 lbs
>>people feared me

You must be 18 or older to post here.

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>>37853973
>120/6'1
>handsome and charming

Yea keep telling yourself that twig.

Pic related, its you

>>37854001
I said as a teen, if you're able to read you illiterate fuck

The only good men of any race is white.

>>37853890
And those niggers are raising thud niggly bears that shoot anything that moves.
All single moms.

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>>37853890
>/r9k/ has always been pro-nubian queens
Since fucking when?

I don't possess a single talent or proficient capability. Does that count?

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>>37853892
Yes, if you think you're garbage. I am the same, (no talents, no capabilities, nothing of value to offer myself, others, or the world) and I've fallen behind everyone in terms of education and career shit, despite coming from wealthy and successful parents. I will always be a failure

you are indeed garbage. for you call yourself garbage. for you think garbage.

transcend idiots

>>37853858
Little witch academia>konosuba>maid dragon.

Shonen is so much better than comedy and moeshit

>>37853879
swap konosuba and maid dragon and you've got your list right there OP

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>>37853858

konosuba is pretty annoying

Depends on the context but black usally

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I'd rather be an attractive normal sized black than a manlet desu

>>37853767
She is a very very big girl