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Because I'm not attracted to men. Ori uh xh j h f

>>37857402
I tried
All the gay guys I met were size queens and ghosted me after one encounter.

>>37857402
Because men are hideous, disgusting pieces of shit.

what about mtf
her fertility doesn't matter, right?

>cousin wanted to be a writer as a young teen
>all she read was trashy near pornographic ya werewolf fucker bs
>all her stories are weird and rapey
>tfw no cool little cousin that has interesting thoughts or ideas to discus.
disappoint.

>>37857397

I want to date someone who can actually go to Heaven with me

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>>37857307
you can't be cucked if you've never had a girlfriend

>>37857349

cuccing is a meme
the /r9k/ userbase is being subverted
it's the very purpose of the board

>>37857396
>cuccing is a meme
in what world do you live

>>37857278

I'll admit, I probably wouldn't be able to control myself if I met a girl who liked the same anime as me.

It's been my fantasy for the past 11 weeks to find someone else who watches Shuumatsu Nani Shitemasuka Isogashii Desuka Sukutte Moratte Ii Desuka

>rostie pretends takes up men's hobbies to pretend to be interesting and different just because Stacy calls her gross

Why can't we get these threads deleted too?

She's just making small talk you autist. She's not suggesting you're going out on an all night party binge. She's expecting a response such as having a meal with friends/family, just staying in with the GF watching TV, going to the shops to get weekly groceries, having a relaxing bath, going for a walk or anything else normies do. Your actual response of eating pizza and having a wank to hentai is also a plan, but much less socially acceptable.

>>37857353
Small talk is a fucking meme

>>37857441
>namefagging
why why would you do such a thing

discord cancer is still going to be posted.
steam cancer is still going to be posted.

>>37857380
Just try, normalbitch. I've got my report button ready to go. The mods (/our guys/ ) will do the rest.

>>37857159
This.

BAN KEKCORD
BAN STEAM
BAN FEMBOTS
and most of all ban the shills and trips.

Trap/Trans threads need to be moved to /lgbt/, if pornographic moved to the associated porn board (or one created).

>>37857141

Same. So many cute clothing options.

>>37857141
>I don't want to be trans
>I don't want to be gay
>I don't want to be a man
>I just wish I was born a girl
>Anybody else?

I kinda feel the same but dressing up like a girl and wearing makeup and stuff feels kinda like being a girl and I honestly am considering taking hrt because it's not like I have anything to lose

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>Don't want to be trans
>Don't want to be gay

>Want to be a tomboyish girl.

Memes aside.
I feel weak, sad, alone and not loved. I want to hide and cry, because I don't have the strength to live in this, so harsh, world.

A man like me is the lowest being one could imagine.
Dudes are strong, they don't run, and they don't cry. They don't need others to live, they could be hunting dragons on the alps on their own, surviving with the sheer strength of their manliness.

And because of that i need to keep a straight face and pretend everything's okay.
It's not, but i cannot ask for help: it would make me fall even further into the hole of miserableness. I would feel derided and judged.

If i was a girl I could cry and be scared, without being and feeling disgusting.
It's pretty much the same reason i come here. On r9k you can do the same: you can cry and not being judged.

My meme therapist told me "what are you doing now is being strong anon, you are like that knight on the Alps: not crying, looking happy and stand to the expectations of the world are your foes. You are the hero of the story."
But i don't want to be the hero. I want to be small and make others happy.

How long do y'all give me till i either off myself or become a hon?

They're just bitter losers. It's kind of funny.

>>37857137
It's more or less a bad meme at this point and doesn't really hold water. Some of them are honestly pretty goddamn funny.

>>37857137
I don't ignore it, but I wouldnt say it bothers me either.
I usually reply to it and try to turn it to hating ALL people instead. And whenever I get bored of arguing I just drop out and hope someone else replies to them instead. So not an annoyance but more of just like an itch, its nice to relieve it sometimes.

>get a gf
>move in together a week later
>stop having sex
>start beating each other
>break up
>get a girlfriend
>move in a week later

It's really not that hard, just tiresome

>inb4 Austria dyke anon

Why don't you move your asses to /lgbt/, fallen for vogue cucks?

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>>37857096
Cause he always curves me when I try anything with him

>>37857096
>I'm completely convinced at this point that it is impossible for men not be at least a little gay.

Just because you're a faggot doesn't mean everyone is you gay piece of shit.

>Men wont cuck you and play victim, they don't just use sex to manipulate you like women do.

Men are just as narcissistic and abusive as women. You're a fucking retard if you actually think this.

>We blame ourselves too much when girls tell us we aren't good enough. If their idea of a healthy relationship is the man completely disregarding his own needs for the sake of their comfort, its insane to think any guy would not want something different deep down. It is self abuse not to.

Taking a cock in the ass doesn't absolve you of personal responsibility or make you any less shit if you're shit. And you accuse women of having a sense of entitlement? Are you kidding me?

>Hatred of females aside, guys are so much more emotionally mature than girls are. We use reason and compassion at the same time, making us the ideal match for each other.

40 year old manchildren exist and you sound like one. Sucking a cock and playing vidya without getting nagged for being a lazy useless sack of shit that can't pull his own weight doesn't make you emotionally mature. Neither does talking with a lisp while you spend 2 hours trying to pick the colour of your drapes.

>In my own experience, guys are so much better at sex. They know EXACTLY what other guys want.

Not a virgin. Has a boyfriend. You're a normie scum.

>This is what makes me so glad that I have had a boyfriend for the past few months instead of a girlfriend.

Nice virtue signalling normie. Why the fuck are you here you gay cunt? Take your relationshit bullshit the fuck away

>So /r9k/, what's your excuse for not having a boyfriend by now?

Leave. Never come back. You don't belong here normie.

>>37857322
someones a bit too insecure for this thread

congratulations

don't fuck any of them

>>37857082
There's a husky epidemic because retards watched GoT and thought they're be automatically loyal and trained like their /tv/ wolves.

Also, please be my wan wan loving gf. We can start a dog ranch and raise a bunch of wan wans together.

based husky poster

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>with family outside
>and you anon what do you do with your life?

>>37857064
>mom responds 'haha he does not like going out that much'

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>>37857207
She literally said this but I work from home and saving up for a fucking car

I don't know WHY my mother didn't say this to her and I also don't know why she didn't say "Well, that's none of your business"

That outfit is pure autism.

>>37857023
it's pretty cool though

just apply for restaurants and retail, maybe factory work or labor, but that's mostly middle aged men. it's a numbers game. someone will hire you.

I love cake

>>37856955
Yes. I really like the older, caring, experienced gf in theory. Is it shit in reality? Probably, just like everything else.

>>37856955
Sure if she was cute and nice

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>>37856917
>admitting to being an underagefag
Even if you are joking its still a bannable offense

>>37856917
Happu Birthday! You're getting banned.

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>>37856917
Please just fuck off from this website. go enjoy reddit, nobody actually browses here. trust me dude.

dude nobody even goes here, go download whatsapp and hang out with your actual friends, go talk to actually normal people and not losers here.

please don't come here, it's not good for you, the gvernment, the NSA watches and records your browsing shit and will hand it to your college, and your job's boss and tell them you're a sick stupid fuck. so don't take the chance and leave this site kid, it isn't good for you.