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Why don't you just become a porn star, anon?
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It's a lot harder than it looks.
t. lighting technician crewmember who has worked on a couple porn flicks
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>>37859129
>Why don't you just become a porn star, anon?
I'm Indian
also I'm like 5"7" and 105 pounds
also the bigger problem is I'M A VIRGIN and porn stars need to fuck
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I've heard that to make any good money as a male pornstar you would have to go gay.
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Why did you break up with your boyfriend, Femanon?
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Joke's on you anon. I never had a Bf and, by the looks of things, never will.
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What boyfriend?
*not original blah blah*
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>>37859105
I met Chad
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does anyone else feel like normies are deliberately trying to fuck with you?, i bet they would be glad if i blew my fucking head off..
they started to use the park next to my house as a party spot, they will stay there all night and drink, do drugs, spray graffiiti, fuck each other, and yell swears for fucking hours.
its making me fucking sick.
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>>37859066
YESSS FINALLY SOMEBODY UNDERSTANDS
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They are playing with fire.You would think the whole recent mass shooter hysteria that it would put them in line.
Either they are super bored with their lives or just plain stupid
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>>37859066
"Omg its that guy again"
"guy actually thinks hes one of us"
"somebody say something to him"
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>go to doctor
>doctor ask if im sexually active
>looks at me ominously
>"nnoo"
>proceeds to ask me awkward questions about any possible sexual past
>tells me that im missing some vaccines
>all STD related
>still insists that i take it
whats the point?Is it to rub it in?
Not even at the doctors can i escape this shit
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>going to the doctor for anything but life-threatening emergencies
You deserve to berated, you healthy rich faggot.
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>>37859052
no he just wants you to be safe just in case you do have sex
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Just tell the doc to give you the one that ends it all.
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>You will never meet a girl who is feminine enough to wear a skirt but still tomboy enough to always wear shorts under it.
Why live?
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I knew one in high school. She was a titcow, too. Ended up being a tag chaser and getting fat.
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>>37859006
Daily reminder: Naoto was best girl
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>>37859033
this is the truth, but P4 girls are the weakest out of P3 and P5
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booze thread, no face edition
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new rule blows, but I'm bored enough to give this a go
currently drinking pic related, it's quite rough and I'm not so fond of it atm. guess it's more for scotch people
post your poison, robots
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as expected, this blows
gook moot really Hiroshima'd this place
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>>37859360
why is this different to you?
your face isn't important to the content of the thread, which is shit regardless
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Aged under 4 years? Trash whiskey.
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>tfw you will never live in tsarist Russia
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>>37858853
Tsarist Russia was absolute trash though.
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>>37858866
>not knowing it was a european superpower before the revolution/soviet union
>it was a powerful monarchy
>"lol no it was trash"
just like every monarchy they may have had drawbacks, but imperial/tsarist russia was far better than the soviet union.
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>>37858909
>powerful monarchy
>losing a war to the tiny dicklet island of Japan
Pick one. And no, Tsarist Russia was far worse than the Soviet Union by any metric you wish to choose, and if you think otherwise you're delusional and probably drenched in Cold War propaganda.
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Anon, let's say you have the option of becoming a girl.
Not a trap or tranny, but a normal born-female girl. Same personality, race, sexual preferences (if you like girls you will still like girls as a female, if you like guys then you will like guys as a female, etc). It will be like nothing changed up to this point but now you are a girl and everyone treats you as if you always were. The catch is that your appearance (height, body type, etc), besides your race, is completely random and if you are straight now, you will become gay as a girl.
Do you do it?
https://strawpoll.com/68gy93a
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oh no being a lesbian, what a horrible drawback
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>>37858777
Shamless self bump
Anyone who votes, try to bump the thread or discuss so I get a good voting pool before the thread dies
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>>37858777
I said yes but I'm already a natural born girl.
It's pretty good, feel bad for you guys. Having to actually do work and thinks.
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Any other old fucks here up past their bed time?
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36 yo.
my life has become a living nightmare. i work for someone who brings their dog into work everyday and conducts meetings with it on their lap. they talk to the dog, and then vocalize what the dog is thinking. they tell people outside the company that the dog works for the company.
i am probably outranked by a 1 year old dog.
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>>37858871
damn
who should get the ax first? that dog or the psycho using the poor thing as a puppet
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Im 25, any pro tips on what to do for the next five years?
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Thinkers who've shaped the way you see the world. Pic relate.
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originaIo post
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facts don't care about your feeIings
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DarIing
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Any robots here lose their parents?
My mom kicked me out when i was 11 years old then my dad died 2 weeks later, before that i was slowly watching him rot from the cancer so i saw it coming.
Never really see my mom anymore...shes more dead to me then my dad...
any other bots know this feel? lets talk
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>>37858666
yeh, i live with my grandparents since my parents didnt want me
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>>37858683
are you fucking me?
man its almost a good thing but a bad thing, grandparents are awesome but it just feels so sad within
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>>37858703
yeah, their getting up there you know what i mean.
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>Holy shit son I am so sorry
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This needs to become a blue board.
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>>37858708
>This needs to become a blue board.
how is this relevant to this post at all dumb shit?
does anything about that image seem even slightly not safe for work?
if you want to browse a SFW forum I recommend you go to
http://www.jellyneoforums.net/index.php?showforum=13
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>>37858571
back to /f/ please.
>Be me
>26yo KV NEET
>Accepted it, fine with it, over it
>Or so I thought
>Go camping with my uncle, aunt and cousins
>Have really great timing
>Basking in the sun, swimming, cooking meat over a fire
>Fucking tremendous
>Last night of the trip, uncle's work buddy showed up
>He's about seven years older than me, total Chad
>He's brought his girlfriend
>QT my age
>He starts getting hammered
>Start making small talk
>Pleasant
>She asks how much time I have off
>Tell her I have no job
>"Oh."
>"Well, what do you normally do?"
>Nothing
>"Oh."
>Feel humiliated
>She asks where I live
>Tell her the town
>In unrelated conversion she asks where my mom lives
>Before I can tell her, Uncle jumps in and tells her she lives next town over
>Thanks for the assist bro
>Chad bf is getting increasingly drunk
>Starts harassing the people in the next site over
>Gf reins him in, gives him a talking to about not being an ass
>Her back is to me
>She's leaning over
>She's wearing tiny jean shorts
>I can see a good three inches of her crack
>I can see the compression of her ass fat on the log she's sitting on
>Her skin is so white and smooth
>Sunglasses mean I can stare my heart out
>Haven't seen anything like this in years
>Start to develop log of my own
>Quickly take a swim in the cold lake
>Tremendous
>Night
>It's winding down
>Everyone goes to their tent
>QT goes with Chad to their tent a little ways away
>I lie alone in my tent
>Listen to the lapping water on the shore
>Listen to the crackling fire
>Listen to the crickets
>Smell the fresh air
>Feel deep emotional yearning for the first time in years
>Want nothing more than to sleep next to a girl in my tent
>Finally understand why normies have relationships
>Massage my penis while thinking about her ass
>Drift into sleep
>Wake up the next morning and feel a little longing
I think for that one night I knew how it felt to be human again.
Can any robots relate to the tent feels?
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nah I try to stay as far away from chad and his gf as possible. Basically that was nature rubbing it in your face what chad gets every night and you don't get at all.
its been a long time since I went camping though, I'd love to.
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>>37858566
I'm not a robot but I'm a normie and yes, this is pretty accurate imo. You can't have experiences in your room and you don't realise what you're missing until it's really in your face. Though I think a lot of robots realise that and it's why they're so hostile to "outsiders" despite it not actually being their board.
>>37858601
You don't have to be Chad to have a girlfriend, get married, have kids, etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbxinUJcLGg
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>>37858621
>You can't have experiences in your room and you don't realise what you're missing until it's really in your face.
This is so fucking true.
I'm a robot and eventually my old man got sick of my shit and forced me to go to work with him for a few weeks. He has a fucking awesome job with tons of potential opportunity for me. Being out there making money, meeting people, doing something productive and just experiencing the world did so much for my mood.
So much of the robot shit I had in my mind was just that, in my mind. Once you get out there and start making moves in the game of life it opens up. You're not as ugly as you think, you're not as stupid as you think, you're not as pathetic as you think. It's fucking easy as shit to get depressed when you live in a 10x10' box in your mother's house and never leave the house. Do you know what kind of experience that is? Prison. Ritzy prison, and self-inflicted prison, but still fucking prison.
Right now I'm pursuing an education to get a job at my Dad's company, a job that's perfectly suited for my interests and pays well. I just had to get out there.
Get out there and take a chance. Columbus did, so can you.
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>tfw no hung bf to creampie your boipooch
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>>37858486
This truly is the worst feel I wish i had a black bf desu
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>>37858486
Leave this board faggot. LEAVE.
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>>37858517
Black cock is the best. I want a hung black bull to fuck me silly and fill me full of his superior nigger seed.
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Brown cock owner here. So explain to me why you don't own a sissy white boy as your cumdump?
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>>37858476
>Brown cock owner here. So explain to me why you don't own a sissy white boy as your cumdump?
I want tobe the sissy brown boi cum dump desu
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>>37858476
GIVE ME A BBC NIGGER BULL BF RIGHT NOOOOOOOWWW
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>>37858575
Go outside and find one then, you geek.