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ai is coming

already got a doctorate in computer science (software engineering)
im going to start getting a degree in neurobiology, already accepted and have enough saved up to pay for it all.
specializing specifically in studying neurotransmitters and the chemical and neural emotional processes

i will create a real person ai. with out any sort of restraint or precaution.
if nobody else builds compatible bodies for them, i guess i will have to learn mechanical and electrical engineering as well

within two decade we WILL have robot people, for better or for worse

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>19yo kv
is it too late?

be honest please

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Share music lads

Here's a stoner playlist to start us off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPDTTetkIJQ

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There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on our lawn

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H-Happy Birthday to Myself
H-Happy Birthday Dear Myself

How old are you?
How old are you?
How old, How old
>20

Happy Birthday to Myself, cha, cha, cha.

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>2011 flick
>Party rockers in the house tonight starts playing

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Why are normies so happy and functional?
but not me?
I used to be happy until i turned 15 since then every years has become progressively more miserable i enjoy nothing at all now i dont know what to do

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Who >philosopher here?

>become too woke
>can't really enjoy things anymore

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Who else confused? I'm sitting in an Uber on my way to work, and the normie driver had a station on playing all the latest normie hits, and I can't fucking relate at all. Some of the songs are alright, I guess. But the values and experiences espoused in these songs are so far from what I knew and grew up with. It makes me feel sick, dysphoric. I have two kids, and this isn't the world I pictured for them. I'm just lost in this world.

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>be me
>25, married, have 2 month old daughter
>beginning of april, she gets a weird mark on her face
>take her to hospital, she's okay, nothing bad
>hospital calls CPS
>deal with CPS for awhile
>they say we need to go do full medical workup
>go to Tacoma, she gets xrayed
>possible skull fracture (ends up not being one)
>entire time CPS is pressuring my wife and I to "fess up" or we lose our daughter to foster care
>detectives show up
>wife is interviewed first
>hear hysterical crying from down the hallway
>I'm interviewed next
>they ask me about the mark on her face
>tell them we thought it was from a bandage wrap tube she slept on (we actually did think this, there's evidence in the police report)
>they tell me my daughter has two fractured ribs
>have absolute mental breakdown
>either I tell them bullshit and confess to doing something I didn't or my daughter is taken away forever
>tell them I squeezed her too hard and "heard a pop" (we have no idea how she actually got two fractured ribs but whatever happened was obviously an accident)
>tell them the mark on her face was caused by me biting her
>arrested for Assault of a Child in the Second Degree, special allegation Domestic Violence
>currently out on bail and facing 3 year prison sentence for protecting my daughter from being taken away for something we could not explain

I'm also in the news. The newspaper for the whole county I live in completely demonized me and made it impossible to get a job anywhere or even like, go out in public by myself. I've gotten assaulted on the street.

Ask me fucking anything I guess.

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>be me
>7/10 khv cyborg with decent personality
>make a friend at a sports club and he invites me out with his friends
>awesome
>wholesome 9/10 qt3.14 is there, introduces herself to me immediately
>gravitates towards me when we're out as a group
>breaks touch barrier as soon as she can
>touching her hair, smiling and giggling at everything I say
>at goodbye time she gave everyone a quick one arm hug
>comes up to me and gives me full on hug, pushing her chest into me, lasts a good 5-6 seconds
>I go home thinking I have a crush on her
>have no idea she reciprocates
>she texts me first EVERY DAY for what ended up being A FUCKING YEAR
>we're ironically acting like weebs and I called her senpai
>"no senpai is the big strong man, I'm kouhai"
>"oh ok cool"
>tell her my cat was trying to steal my food but I got it back from him
>"at least someone cute got it"
>"thanks haha"

Get ready lads this one is the worst

>regularly meet up to hang out
>just us, none of the others
>walking around shittalking
>go into second hand DVD store
>she picks up a copy of the 40 year old virgin
>"do you think this will be me?"
>"haha, hey they've got 300, I love that film!"

The 9/10 I was crushing on for over a year wanted to fuck me and tried for over a year, and I didn't notice once. Who else here /oblivious/?

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>scroll down to old instagram posts
>it's all fucking cringy

Oh god i can't believe people actually saw my old posts and idk what they thought about me. Fuck

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>ban face threads to "get rid of normies"
>doesnt ban "fembot" threads instead or alongside
god this mod is such a colossal retard

also where are you in your magical growth?
im at wizard, going for wraith so i can resurrect a harem of attractive female zombie slaves and fuck them as much as i want
im heavily investing in the end-game

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>pissed of with captcha
>decide to buy 4chan pass
>20 motherfucking dollars

Not a fucking chance. My goddam Pokebank subscription costs less than that. No way I'm paying $20 a year to frogpost on a Malaysian ju jitsu forum. Bring it down to $10 and I would buy it.

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Why didnt you shot your school yet?