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Your life is bad and you enjoy things that aren't bad

I don't see how you're a joke, nor different from most healthy humans

>>37865116
Driving through the desert blaring America - A Horse With No Name. Done it both in San Andreas and in real life.

Das feels, brah.

>>37865126
I don't even enjoy hanging out with my friends anymore or going for walks, because exposure to 'real' happiness makes me feel guilty about avoiding it. Only pathetic, sentimental illusions provide an escape

>>37865110
The chances are pretty high. Some girls will flat our refuse but most of the girls I've encountered are more than happy to send nudes or let you take them

>>37865110
Yes and possibly. They usually prefer not to show face in the pictures you take.

>>37865110
Pretty high probably.
You'll just need to gain her trust.

My gf on the other hand doesn't though she let's face/throat fuck her, so I can't complain. She won't let me come on her face either.

I even mentioned the idea of using an instant camera to avoid any kind of digital copies, unless of course I scanned them, but I don't even own a scanner.

I'll ask again in the future.

>>37865064
I mean, I've actually seen quite a few smug retards in real life that really believe they're better than every one else just because their parents tell them how special they are...

In fact, I see a lot of women, actually most women, who feel the same exact way those retards do, and both don't even realize it. At least this group of people are online and generally don't have to deal with them in person.

Take pride? Most of them seem unhappy about it.

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>>37865092
Please explain to me why women shouldn't perceive they're superior?

Think about it. They can find a guy who is willing to get naked on the street, and spread his asshole while saying "I LOVE YOU AND I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU" within 1 hour of looking.

They can start up a harem that's on the level of what you see in anime. Obedient men who will DIE for them despite not knowing them for more than 5 minutes.

They got so much power they have no reason to not think they're superior.

With a single sentence, they can make millions of men become their servant. ("I love you")

With a single gesture, the man will lose all self control ("kissing")

They have countless men on r9k who think about them every second of their life.

Men who even commit suicide if the woman does not give them so much of a glance.

Why wouldn't a woman think other people are beneath her?

Yes so get the fuck out

>>37865045
no, like i'm always scared of not impressing them

>>37865028
yes you should treat people similar to how they treat you, do not treat women special just because there women

>those neets are leeching scum

Monday
>I'll be 20 minutes late, sorry
Tuesday
>Have to push my motorcycle to the mechanic, be there in an hour, haha
Wednesday
>show up on time, bring shitposting machine to work

Second to last day doing this shit, feels good.

>>37864995
>Work like a slave for a shitty min wage job
>OMG I'M SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU FOR WORKING 4 TIMES A MUCH AS YOU DO AND NOT GETTING NEARLY AS MUCH MONEY AS YOU DO
I used to hang around someone that said shit like that,never again

what is this "open a business" meme I keep seeing?

>>37865055
>don't work for others
>make more money
>work hard as fuck at the beginning, but after a while you can just lay your head back and watch the money flowing
not a meme

>>37864986
i want to open up a somewhat medieval-themed tavern
not like the cringy irl rp kind of medievel theme, but just the general atmosphere
rustic might be a better term

natural stone floors, solid oak tables, visible support beams, detachment from technology, wooden mugs, simple but tasty homemade food, etc

but ugh property and construction cost money

Around about the first time I started browsing /r9k/

>>37864983
FUCK OFF TO /LGBT/ NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE!

>>37864983
1) becoming more jaded
2) lack of women

this is why you buy shit food so nobody steals it

I know that particular feelerino OP is experiencing

>>37864901
You could probably buy a mini refrigerator for $200

What's it like to have sex?

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origami

>>37864836
>>37864851
Same as regular sex, feels good although depends on how good you and her are at sex. For the most part better than fapping.

>>37864833
I told you to stop taking pics of me while I'm working

drop by for your daily cup of herbal tea, brave villager

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if you dont like rice we also have beans

but you gotta work for it

>>37864726
Normie, off my board reeeeeee.
OP can't inb4.
What are your credentials for being a normie.

>>37864726
how do i find a neet/fembot/shutin grills

>>37864726
Why do normies are good at compartmentalization? Most of us don't know how to allow the right time to the right things. All my normies acquaintances never lose too much time on an activity, they play video games two hours, they go to the gym for one hour, they work for school three hours... and it's not even an effort for them. I would very much feel light minded like them.

I can do 25 pushups consistently and on some days I can do 30. I can also do 50 or so situps in a row, 10 pullups, etc. And yet I still look like shit.

>>37864587
>And yet I still look like shit.

Say that to the guy in the video, he is lean as fuck.

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Oh another trend that I have created here, looks like my shrilling is paying off

vaporwave suuuuucks

>>37864723
Black Banshee is Synthwave though, just so you know.

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>>37864521
It's "it was just a little mistake" you dummy.

It's their choice, it's just the people that put it on a pedestal and look down on those that want to be more selective that bother me.
>"nyeh, well, nobody wants you anyway!"
like good, then fuck off.

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>>37864502
and they'll NEVER EVER get their virginity back
HAHAHAHH


NEVER EVER

AHAHA

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>>37864796
>It's their choice

>>37864407
Reminder that psychiatrists just try to shame you to make you more like a normie. They work for the state's interests not yours.

>>37864460
do psychiatrists even work for the state...?

>>37864460
how do I tell her to fuck off why can't she just write me my prescriptions that prevent me from going full retard and ending up in county lockup and be done with it

last time I was in the psych ward some rich bipolar told me a family friend of his writes a script for his meds and only sees him once a year why can't I have that