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Forcing yourself to do something you don't like and faking interest in something you don't like? Sure, it's how you'll start a meaningful and easy long-term relationship with someone.

>>37866042
I like the nba.I would just start watching other sports to go to the pub

>>37866023
Not unless you're naturally charismatic
Although sometimes I had waiters come up to me and just start being friendly so it depends

>>37865964
>he explains himself to other people
so what are you doing right now?

>implying there's something wrong with reading

sounds like you're coping quite hard there manly man.

>>37866063
>implying you shouldn't have read all the right things already

I'm obviously projecting, I haven't checked all the items yet.

if you like demented asceticism so bad just go to a monastery

Faggots? You're the one who sucked a man off

>>37865912
You drew a line in the sand anon. Respect that line.

>her
>she
fucking christ you're both mentally ill faggots

>>37865869
m&b warband (play mods once you get the hang of it, vanilla is kinda plain, i recommend pop)
wayward
terraria
stardew valley

+you can play all of these on most newer laptops

Red Dead Redemption
Probably the best game there ever was

>>37865869
I really like The Binding of Isaac, it's comfy as fuck and a lot of fun. Also beat the second tomb raider reboot this week, which was also a lot of fun though it kind of fell apart at the end.

>>37865841
I don't feel anything anon

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>>37865841
it feels good.
also you are a faggot.

>>37866263
desu, it's my only way to feel good.
Or anything to be honest.

>>37865807
when has replacing the banana ever worked in the long run?

>>37865807
otters
brozzzzxxx

>>37865807
I really really like this image. Where did you find a picture this great?

I agree with this, but mods won't do anything about it unless it involves the old "no faces" rule that is just now being enforced. There was a thread or two on /soc/ actually that was complaining about the change in the rules. So we're kicking out the normies, some roasties/erp roasties, and trannies to an extent.

Personally I think a followship of coordinated shitposters needs to be created to sink undesirable threads. Make /r9k/ for robots and autists again.

Also it'd be better without that loli shit.

>wwyd and all variations
>dick threads
I never see these on /r9k/

>>37865684
Nah, the mmo for robots is wow. The game is like our lives, just gets worse and worse every year but we just won't stop playing.

>>37865684
did i just hear 07scape?
add Vyx
I'll be online in a bit, going to the gym for a bit

>>37865709
I played wow... literally no one talks.... even if guilds... unless you're in a top tier guild doing heroic raids i don't even think any one talks to one another. It's one of the most social anti social games I've played it doesn't make sense.

>>37865640
girl (male) here.
Ramsay is Husbando

Joffrey was half my age and a blonde pussy but Ramsay was supposed to be crazy ugly in the books. If my last digit is an odd number its Ramsay.

with joffery you dont know what to expect, like walking on eggshells constantly
I think ramsay is the better option as long as you do what he says

>>37865600
just tell them you're active in the transgendered human rights world and she's a popular idol.

>>37865600

Tell them you've seen that meme before

>required lunch outing with coworkers
>waiter is some twink
>male coworker (married with 2 kids) looks shocked/ disgusted
>boss, we should ask for another waiter
>why, he seems nice
>whispering: because he's a gay porn star
>uh, how do you know
>turns beet red
>table erupts in laughter
>eternally BTFO

Don't worry, anon. We joke about it years later but no one really gives a fuck

>>37865490
Acting retarded to get kids to view him for years must have melted his brain

>>37865490
I agree man. Hes been on another level since the wsj thing happened.

I found his videos to be really interesting, both his tryhard ones and the new ones.

Hey, that hammer and sickle ar-[COLLAPSE]

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>communist
>apple phone

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>Ywn give your gf a free helicopter ride for your anniversary

>>37865480
Its probably my favorite feeling in the world, but it happens only on rare occasion seeing as how I rarely associate with females. Fml

>>37865480
I feel paranoid mostly, and I think "that bitch shouldn't be looking at me" even if we smile at each other I think that. I'm just smiling to be polite, as I'm sure they are also.

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Would you spy on her as well?

Assholes are more likely to get laid though
Women don't know what they want

t. Asshole

>>37865302
Sexual selection has always been the female's job in our species since we stopped rape from being common. Men are hardwired to be sex obsessed to ensure our genes are passed on just like any other mammal. Women are hardwired to secure safety and security for her and her offspring. Even though we have layers of society and feminism on top of that that is still the true root of human sexual behaviour and why the genders treat sex so differently.

>>37865380
What they want logically and instinctually are quite differen't. They know a nice guy would be more stable and kind. They prefer assholes because violence, aggressive, or unpredictable behaviour show traits that would be good to protect her. Being a simpering beta nice guy shows nothing but inability to protect and provide.

y tho?

Some of my ancestors came from that region

>>37865188
>one of the last bastions of hope surrounded by the enemy that was doomed to fall, yet it flourished for 200 years

>>37865128
Yes. Everyone who has heard of it (and there aren't many like that) has forgotten it.