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Ask a guy restoring his foreskin anything.
Surprised this isn't original 2bh.
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Whoa you got a cybernetic dick
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Wasn't getting circumcised once bad enough?
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If there are succubus (male)s, does that mean there are incubus (female)s? Being fucked by a demon girl sounds nice.
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I think you got it backwards
Succubus = female demon who fucks dudes
Incubus = male demon who fucks chicks
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>I think you got it backwards
so naive...
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>>37577397
succubus=fuckee
incubus=fucker
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women are not peopIe
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>trying to wank
>mum is crying in the other room
no wonder dad left that stupid fucking skag
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>>37577364
You have to fill in for your dad now. Your new name is Daddy Tendies, Anon.
Now march in there and tell your mother not to cry, because Daddy Tendies is here. Then fuck her in the mouth and tell her you want dins dins right now.
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You know, that's fucked up but in a strange way i found it kind of heartwarming.
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She just needs a man's love, anon. You do love your mother, don't you?
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How can I be cool like those guys in old western films?
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http://www.returnofkings.com/70425/research-suggests-that-a-womans-body-incorporates-dna-from-the-semen-of-her-casual-sex-partners
Do all the memes about a virign gf on this board have hard scientific basis after all?
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>that kid whose ears are <45 degrees from the sides of their head
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Yep, that's me right there.
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Why is it impossible to get a real bf IRL? I just want a smol-ish boy to cuddle and go on dates and shit with, but outside the world of /r9k/ faggots are all whores who flirt and sleep around with any other faggot they come across. I don't want to get cheated on or pozzed, so I'm trying to stay single and wait for a quality guy or girl (guy) to appear for me to pursue. I'll be waiting forever though because faggots all have to be such fucking faggots
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>>37577271
>Why is it impossible to get a real bf IRL? I just want a smol-ish boy to cuddle and go on dates and shit with, but outside the world of /r9k/ faggots are all whores who flirt and sleep around with any other faggot they come across. I don't want to get cheated on or pozzed, so I'm trying to stay single and wait for a quality guy or girl (guy) to appear for me to pursue. I'll be waiting forever though because faggots all have to be such fucking faggots
Bump
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>mom's looking at the baby pictures and crying again
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>tfw no maximum degenerate gay friends to hang out with
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>tfw you will never cuddle while jerking eachother off and watch comfy tv shows together.
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>tfw to intelligent not too have 10 or more diarrhea bowel movements a day
What's it like being a stupid normie who has normal bowel movements once a day because you don't think enough to fall into an endless GI distress feedback loop?
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what kind of medicine do I need to take to sleep through the day so I can be awake all night?
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Just don't go to sleep tonight?
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>>37576963
Just become a NEET. I always revert to a nocturnal schedule when I'm not a slave.
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Thick curtains. Find some way to black out the window. Alcohol is your medicine. Every night.
What are we doing wrong?
I have a friend who is genuinely ugly as shit and he got a qt blonde girlfriend
Why can't I fix my autism?
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>>37576925
>I have a friend who is genuinely ugly as shit and he got a qt blonde girlfriend
I'll take bullshit that never happened for 200, Johnny
t. a guy who hasn't had a gf literally since Facebook launched
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What would you do if you had a boyfriend but he was looking for friends on OkCupid?
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this is not fiction....
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>tfw you realize how shitty 4chan is becoming
>world filters and overzealous biased janitors this place is worse than reddit in freedom of speech
>most boards are unusably fast or slow
>being a weeb is a bad thing on 90% of the boards even though this is a website made for anime and japanese culture
>most posters don't know how to argue or debate and are just retarded, probably all trolls because this is le anonymous troll website for r/4chan screenies lol
>r9k is just /socb/
This website is almost unusably bad but I can't stop coming here. If only the tards who shitpost on 4chan all day believed in self-moderation.
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I was going to argue but then I realized you're pretty much correct on every count
It's still better than anywhere else though, and also I like word filters
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Just wait the day when janitors will have the rights to clean boards...oh wait IT WILL NEVER HAPPENED HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>37576913
>tfw freeze peach = muh shitposting