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long story but gotta keep this short
> heating up frozen burrito in microwave
> freak accident with microwave caused me to get warped to an alternate dimension
> hillary won the election
> but from what I can tell she passed away with a heart attack in February
> Kaine became president but a massive power struggle happened
> government seized by extremist SJWs
> Order 63 passed, all beta males are to undergo forced feminization in reeducation camps
> this is to "normalize" transgenders and give them a significant place demographically or some shit
> live in red state but also live in a college town
> no guns
> have a car but they also control the local police
> computer can still connect to the real world somehow, phone is affected by the alternate world
> hear reports of roving bands of armed feminists going door to door

What do I do? I DON'T WANT TO BE TAKEN!
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I expect you to have corrected the timeline by the time I finish my coffee.
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First things first, stop roleplaying you fucking fruitcake, that might help your case.
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>>37582188
Post a picture with evidence, then run over as many tranny's as possible

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>tfw no nomenklatura bf
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why do girls wearing ruffled socks give me insta-woody?
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It emphasized the daintiness of their cute feet. I really like cute socks and shoes as well for this reason.
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>>37582171
This. They look best on Lolis.
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>>37582141
It's feminine. Feminine stuff on girl is good.

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Enjoy your 24.78 second lunch break, wagecuck.
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>>37582106
I expect you to return and sell at least 14 membership cards by the time I've finished my coffee.
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>>37582122

finish it quickly little neetie, you've got a haircut appointment to get to :)
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>>37582122
super smugg check

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Ive recently started growing up cotton here in backyard and i dont know how to effectively pick it. Where do I catch a nigger to pick this cotton, its in their blood. As i always say you can't beat genetics.
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>>37582007
Build a nigger trap.
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>>37582007
>they pickied cotton in africa

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So there is this girl who sucked a guys dick after they talked for a bit (maybe an hour, they did not know eachother). After some talking he asked for a bj and she just did it. They never talked or communicated ever again after this. Does this make her a bitch?
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yes
it does

origona
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>>37581956
whats the difference between a promiscuous slut, a whore, and a bitch? I know women can be the 3 at the same time but I always though the terms were different.

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Wo /crieswhenangry/ here?

>tfw I can never be intimidating when I'm mad
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>>37581924
>Wo /crieswhenangry/ here?
me
is it autism?
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i cry when stress but not like a pussy cry, a manly cry, i beat up shit and make deep noises with little tears coming out my eyes

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>tfw you accidentally kick yourself in the balls
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>>37581908
Lmao dude how do you kick your own balls on accident lol

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I've realised that I should only care about things relevant to my life. Stuff like my health, fitness, career and personal relationships should occupy my mind more than politics, pop culture and whatever other useless things I often think about. I've also accepted that there are things I'm not capable of and that nobody expects great things of me, so I should just chill out and do what I can to the best of my ability. Sorry for the blog, I live a very isolated life and don't have many people to say these things to.
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>you will never live in an alternate reality where Chris Langan is the leader of humanity
just end it all

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How am I supposed to get over a guy who already rejected me? He said I'm too young, but he probably just thinks I'm not cute :/

He's so good looking :(
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>>37581862

You're 19 and he's 35 right? Was some thread the other day, just shut up already. If he's not interested in you when you're 19, which is pretty much the peak for this stuff then he sure as hell won't be later on either, kys

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guys plz hear me out
>have gf for 5 years
>thank jesus everyday because
>me: 3/10
>her: 6/10
>bestfriends on snapchat since before weve been dating
>around 5 months ago some guy named tyrone creeps up on her snapchat best friends list
>slowly made his way up the ladder until he was 2nd
>as of yesterday hes officially her #1
>yet to comfront her but I know she probably has seen his dick 9001 times
>been vomiting all morning
how tf am I supposed to be dealing with this I thought we were going to grow old and get married fuuuuuuuuck
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Man up or be a cuck
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>>37581822
Confront her and post results

oreogneo

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>see two anons arguing about some silly shit
>pretend i'm one of them and act like a complete retard
>everyone turns on him, not even believing him when he calls me out

Who else likes to be /devilish/ here?
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>you're like a brother to me
uhh
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>>37581803

And you're like a sister to me too, thank God we live in the south! Come 'er sis!
>Initiates incest rape
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>>37581803
>being someone's ray of light in a dark world.
Oh, the living hell...
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>No. It's not you, it's me

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http://archive.is/SMlA6

Watch her get 6 months in a minimum security prison for this.

This story does have me a bit freaked out. My dad recently starting dated this woman with two kids (typical shit) and one of them is a manic depressive who has on several occasions locked herself in her room and threatened suicide if she didn't get her way and made up all types of lies and shit.

The thing about women is that there is literally nothing they can do that will make society consider them a threat until it is too late, and even then they will get every benefit of the doubt and the lightest possible sentence. White women can literally do whatever the fuck they want and get away with it.
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The purpose of your life as a human individual is to reproduce for the survival of humans as a species. However, with the invention of contraceptives, the increasing acceptance of abortion, and the increased acceptance of sex outside of marriage, sex has evolved from becoming a method of reproduction to a recreational activity.

Because of the way our society works, women have the last say about who gets to have sex and who doesn't, so naturally they chose the better looking men. This explains why average looking women fuck good looking men. Think about it: why should women fuck men equally attractive as them or less if they can fuck better looking men?

Basically, if you have traits that are deemed "unattractive" or "weird" by the arbitrary social norms, you are going to be left behind.
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