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Hey robots,
Why don't you just ask Stacy to let you worship her feet? I'm sure she'd love to let you be her foot bitch, even if she thinks you're a loser.
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>>37583231
No she wouldn't desu
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Told my therapist about my depression problems without my irrational fear of my mom finding out and going off at me.
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Heyy wanna but ketamine? 2017-06-08 05:59:10 Post No.37583198
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Seriously tho. Do you want to die?
>if so
What makes living so goddam hard for you?
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Now that I'm older
My heart's
Colder
And I can't See that its alive
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>>37583091
keep going!
you making a song?
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>>37583487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zdNdjF-htY
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>tee-hee. feminists are pretty stupid, aren't they anon?
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Who are you even talking to. Shut up.
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>>37583090
/r9k/ is Tumblr for incels.
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No they're not stupid by any means, just targeted me for refusing to participate.
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>be 16
>super pale, lanky guy
>kind of liked by everyone
>have a really defined face with sunken eyes
>get told I look like I'll shoot up the school as joke by a lot of people, but people are still genuine friends with me
>move to new school
>most friends I make are a year older and smoke pot with me
>sparingly talk to people in my grade because I'm pretty introverted, and my social needs are usually met from my friends already
>people usually ignore me
>some people are abnormally nice to me
>some popular kids talk to me for some reason, are super nice to me all the time
>years later, start to piece together that kids in my grade think I'll shoot up the school
>mfw people actually thought I was going to shoot up the school
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>>37583088
maybe their kindness worked. who knows.
imagine if roasties start to pity fuck robots, there wouldn't be the elliot rodger manifest
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>be me
>be old lonely man
>have idea
>carve puppet out of wood by candlelight
>pray to imaginary person to make puppet live
>go to bed
>wake up next morning
>puppet can talk, pray answered, have new friend
>something wrong
>the wood was too dark
>WTF
>NIGNICCHIO
>starts talking about niggers, bitches and how he wants to fuck
>didnt make him a penis
>tells me he will fingerfuck my love muffin if i dont
>say no
>get splinters in my rectum from being fist fucked by a wooden puppet
>Forgot was constipated
>Anal fisting loosened tiger
>Hurricane brown
>Covered in shit from head to toe
>make him a penis
>Everytime he lies dick gets bigger
>FML
>Become sexslave of puppet
>doesnt let me wash, covered in shit, with infected anus splinters
>instead of dad calls me splinter sphincter
>starting to think puppet was bad idea
>create plan to rid world of rapist nigger puppet
>wait until is sphincter smashing time
>getting assbanged
>chest feels funny
>have heart attack
>die being raped
>still covered in shit
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>Anon makes a thread saying that he is going to kill himself and no one can talk him out of it
>Try to talk him out of it anyway
Who here /DEVILISH/
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Is it possible to be successful, happy, and/or skilled while still being a robot?
>pic not related
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>>37582855
No me amigo
>Be mee 15 years young
>Freshman of highschool
>Walking in hallway with sway (copied how sims walk)
>Start putting books in locker along with a manga
>looks around frantically
>some hot girl bumps into me
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>she says "excuse me"
>we stare for a few seconds and i say softly "its ok..."
>never seen her in middle school before so i guess she transfered
>stupid chad walks by and goes right up to her and starts to boldly talk to her
>she giggles and stuff
>she walks away with Chad
>in class looking at clock for class be over
>cant wait to read manga at lunch
>class ends at lunch
>avoid everyone cause they dont read manga
>see hot girl and friends
>she sees me and gives me smile
>looks down in to manga like an anime school girl
>i decide to look up and see her walk towards me
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>she sits across me and friends sit next her with weird expressions on face
>she greets "hey, wahat you got there?"
>i realize still have manga in hand
>closes frantically "nothing..."
>we start having conversation, I slowly start to get a little open with her
>I look across the cafeteria and see Chad
>wearing his stupid jeresey and other friends
>he sees hot girl with and starts to laugh
>walks over pulss up a chair and sits in it backwards
>he start talking to hot girl and start to ignore me
>"stupid normie chad" i thought to myself
>"who do you think you talking to?"
>as chad stares into me
>"you think you have a shot?"
>hot girl surprisingly comes to my aid
>i feelt pretty happy and had hope because i thought someone liked me
>they all decide to leave me alone and leave
>last period in school
>i look across room and see hot girl a few chairs in front of me
>i start to day dream in class about us together
>teacher gives homework and im on way home
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>>37582806
>week later
at home after school and i get text
>"hey anon, this cutiepie"
>at first i had no idea who it was but it was the hot girl
>i think if i should reply or not
>another text "i forgot thee homework for math can you tell me waht it is?"
>i decide to reply, "yeah, its page 56 problems 1-10
>i feel excited and nervous
>"she texted me" i thought while reading a different manga
>a whole month go by
>we talk for a bit and i start to approach in hallways
>fall dance is coming up
>i think wheter i should ask her out
>she hot and im standing at 195lbs for a freshman, i have acne, not good enogh for her
>as i pull myself to aske her im sweating and panicking
>Chad walks staright by me and comes up to her and blatantly asks her to the dance
>She says yes
>at dance im by myself and none to talk to
>slow dance comes n and i see chad and cutiepie dancing
>i make a huge frown and think about her
>i still think i have a chance
>i see them kiss
>i decide to call my mom to pick me up
>i go home and start to read my manga like usually
>cry to sleep
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>>37582811
kill yourself betafaggot
nobody cares abnout your chad fantasy because you know you want to get tfucked by him in the asshole likes he does to everyonre elxs e FUCK YOU CHAD
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Holy fuck what is going on here, why is everyone a newfag, summerfag, or larping as a robot?
Do I really just need to go to 4+4ch/wiz?
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Isn't 4chan mainstream as fuck at this point?
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>>37582777
yes leave now
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On base rn AMA
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>>37582754
why pedophiles use cat photos as their profile pics on social media?
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Has anyone else gained immunity to robotism from coming to this board? I used to be afraid that I would turn into one of them, so I took a long hiatus, like I was afraid of catching the disease. After I gradually started coming back here, I realized I'm not in any danger of gaining an unhealthy opinion of the opposite sex or becoming a cynical shut in. If anything, I'm getting less and less like that.
I suppose the reason I come here is that I'm fascinated by the insane asylum that is this place
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>>37582751
Same mate. I come here to remind myself what I could have become if I hadnt grown up. Seeing scum of the earth every day is good motivation to do better
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>>37582751
I agree with some of the stuff being said here about society, and some robots certainly are clever and self-aware, but the majority of ideas and mindsets here seem best as satire.
Most of you guys are pussies, though. I'm pretty sure I could 1v1 most of you in a fist fight.
If you actually let 4chan dictate your worldview and base your decisions and personality of it, then that's on you.
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>>37582802
hwhat stuff about society do you agree with?
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daily reminder that NORMIES NEED TO GET FUUCK OFF THIS BOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRDD!!!!
THIS IS WIZARD NETT TERRITORY
GO BACK TO YOUR GF'S AND SHITTY JOBS YOU FUCKING NORMALS!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37582728
>shitty jobs
I love my job dude. It's not shitty. It's better than being a NEET. Not taxed either.
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>>37582728
Nah. I'm having too much fun.
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>>37582742
>I love my job
>shit wagecuks say
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If god wanted us to pay attention to 3D women why did he create perfect animu women?
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The real question is why did he allow us to create them in the first place?
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2d women are iconic representations of 3d.