File: 1-Josh-Voorhees.jpg (891KB, 1680x1050px) Image search:
[Google]
891KB, 1680x1050px
Killing normies one Chad at a time.
1 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
No replies in the DB for this post!
It's amazing how I can tell how my social skills have just about disappeared and my autism has become more prevalent than ever.
>be at funeral
>distant relative, only have vague memories of her
>walk in
>instantly think of memes and have to try not to crack a smile
>realize how incredibly awkward it is to have a dead body presented in front of dozens of people
>hear someone say something of how she wanted to die in her home
>think to myself "I just want to die kek"
>almost start laughing
>constantly trying to find somewhere to look and avert locking eyes with someone
>follow my mother like a mother goose
>struggle to form sentences when someone talks to me
>be tall so everyone always remarks about that
>also can't hide away since I tower over everyone
>no idea what to do with my hands
>have mass murderous fantasies
>thinking about how my funeral would be if I gunned down dozens of people before I died half of the time
>spaced out a few times
>anxiety turns into fear the longer it goes on
>mother finally says we're leaving
>speedwalk to the car
I forgot how uncomfortable funerals are in general, but this was worse than I could have imagined
2 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>37584709
>be at wake for dead uncle
>some lady with heavy accent is speaking in the mic
>try to hold in laughter
>can't do it
>run out the room
>relatives get mad at my brother because they think he made me cry
>when they see me outside I have to pretend I'm all sad and shit
lol
File: how peas found the sandbox.jpg (40KB, 377x279px) Image search:
[Google]
40KB, 377x279px
join now!
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PocketSand
1 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
No replies in the DB for this post!
Anonymous
Payday 2 is free on Steam 2017-06-08 07:21:56 Post No.37584624
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Payday 2 is free on Steam 2017-06-08 07:21:56 Post No.37584624
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Payday 2 is free on Steam
Anonymous
2017-06-08 07:21:56
Post No. 37584624
[Report]
[View this topic]
Payday 2 is free is any robots are interestsed
2 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
File: payday 2.png (68KB, 257x119px) Image search:
[Google]
68KB, 257x119px
Yeah its a bit too late for that
File: muhkot.jpg (25KB, 250x201px) Image search:
[Google]
25KB, 250x201px
Should I get a cat ? I have no friends so if someday need to be absent for more than a day for some specific reason, I have no one that can take care of the cat in the meantime. Also, is there other problem I haven't thought of about having a cat in my case ?
5 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
I have a cat and it's more trouble than you would think it would be.
I could live in a studio apt happily if it were not for my cat, so in that way she costs me $300 a month
>>
>>37584729
Why you just don't kill your cat then ?
>>
>>37584874
can't
you should see the way she looks at me
File: 1496598816361.jpg (23KB, 480x480px) Image search:
[Google]
23KB, 480x480px
What's so 'real' about 'real life'?
What are you? What are we, and how do we know?
I'm beginning to question everything.
And that scares me.
3 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
Uh so Jesus created the world 3 billion years ago and now we're stuck contemplating suicide because people don't like us and we don't like us
>>
babby's first existential criss
File: e74faebf7f6bad125229bd578eef9598.jpg (302KB, 1244x1600px) Image search:
[Google]
302KB, 1244x1600px
>be a few years ago, 16 years old
>be one with the normies
>smoke weed, have gf etc
>gf has autistic /R9K/ brother
>her brother absolutely hates me
>I date her for about 6 months
>suddenly everyone thinks I raped her
>look into it
>figure out it's that autistic fuck
>he says he heard he rape her in her room
>my friends distance themselves from me
>everyone believes its me and I'm exiled from the normies
>suddenly no friends, hated at school
>get depressed
>lose gf because I'm always inside and sad
>hate myself
>drop out
and here I am today
what's you're story? why are you guys robots?
3 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>37584529
sounds bad
>>
Sounds fake as fuck, a simple "he never raped me" would have fixed everything
File: IMG_0054.jpg (102KB, 612x935px) Image search:
[Google]
102KB, 612x935px
Anyone else feel super protective of animals. When I was in high school I had a great parenese that was 12 years old. He barked at 7am as part of his daily routine. My neighbor who had killed man 30 years ago shot at my dog but luckily drunk bastard missed. As revenge since he can't have gun legally I went into his trailer while he was out at the bar and when he got home that night I put his rifle shotgun and pistol under his back seat. Then called the police the next morning when he was out drinking. He was charged for public drunkenness cuz he was coming out of the bar and then whatever he got for illegally carrying guns. He does while the court stuff was going on though cuz he was an old drunk. My dog lived to be 16 though :)
2 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>RC Cola
>relevant
Gonna enjoy the stock drop now that they posted this
File: better than suffering.jpg (45KB, 540x429px) Image search:
[Google]
45KB, 540x429px
>tfw no qt loving gf to save me from myself
Why live
3 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>one nothing wrong with me
Two you give women too much credit.
>>
Women don't want to save a man. They want to be saved by a man. Big difference.
File: IMG_2600.jpg (105KB, 653x590px) Image search:
[Google]
105KB, 653x590px
>another anon states he takes a liking to something that I don't
2 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>37584389
best tell the internet about it
File: Rich_Frog.jpg (12KB, 225x225px) Image search:
[Google]
12KB, 225x225px
Any other millionaires here? My net worth is $10 million. I made my money in the stock market.
4 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>37584366
anon, the stock market larping board is >>>/biz/
>>
You didn't post this thread to have a "millionaires general", you posted because you have no social interaction and felt the compulsive need to lie about your net worth for attention.
Sad!
>>
You don't make money on the stock market. Or if you do you got lucky and might as well have played lottery.
File: hREwhGA.jpg (72KB, 640x900px) Image search:
[Google]
72KB, 640x900px
Hey Anon, let's Make America Great Again and make sure Hillary goes to jail
4 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
Politics go on /poll/, go there
>>
>>37584316
How much of a pathetic normie would you need to be to spend your free time making fun of ugly people on /r9k/
>>
File: IMG_1941.jpg (77KB, 1024x651px) Image search:
[Google]
77KB, 1024x651px
Hilary covered up maybe the biggest pedophile ring in the world.
That's not the person I want as my neighbor, let alone as my president.
File: tmp_8162-14952825271042045336345.gif (248KB, 250x238px) Image search:
[Google]
248KB, 250x238px
>in public
>have to shit
>find public washroom
>go inside and find toilet
>guy comes in and sits in the stall next to me
>become constipated and afraid that he may hear me making shitting noises
>can't shit until he leaves
3 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>37584264
I make weird noises on purpose and go to the stall right next to them I know it makes it awkward for them to shit sometimes I even ask for toilet paper under the stall lol
>>
Just wait for him to leave, and immediatly flush while you drop the payload
What is better?
Eat a banana and a cookie or nothing at all? Does banana balance off cookie? Are bananas good fore you? What about strawberries?
1 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
No replies in the DB for this post!
File: 36157619_p0.png (167KB, 678x765px) Image search:
[Google]
167KB, 678x765px
Master baiter here. AMA faggots.
1 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
No replies in the DB for this post!