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>the average trapfag's mental gymnastics

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i want too be the hero of /r9k/

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Enjoy the commute home, wagecuck.

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Fapfics featuring Jill Valentine from Resident Evil 3

Check them out please:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7794475/chapters/24597195

https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/7794544

You can post a review without an account necessary so I'd appreciate it if you did so. (You can also just leave a Kudos if you don't want to comment)

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i feel every men on this world(even chad) offer way more love to their partners than vice versa
i was watching a famous roastie youtuber, and in one of her videos she's travelling with her chad bf and while she complains and screams all the time the bf acts like a real bro
if even chad is lost then what can we do?

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>tfw ywn be nip

Truly the greatest country on earth.

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Fapfic featuring Velma Dinkley from Scooby Doo

Check them out please:

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094223

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094224 (Futa version)

You can post anonymous reviews without an account needed so please do so if you want:

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/review.php?set=add&no=600094223

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/review.php?set=add&no=600094224

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>mention a job you left off your resume during a job interview

Why must I always fuck myself over

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>watching amwf porn because i dont wanna feel bad about the size of my dick
im not a cuck

right?

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Hey r9k will the military save me from being a NEET?

I've heard of awkward spergs joining and coming out better

I don't even want a combat oriented job just one that will might give me job skills

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Whats saddest classical or (piano, cello,violin or some combinations of them) piece you ever heard?
For me its Chopin's Ballade no 1 in g minor..
Or Ravel's Gaspard de Gibet

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How do you deal with stress at work?
I code and I have often "urgent" shit to do that are stressing me out, esp when people asking me to do "urgent" stuff don't even know what they want

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What's unacceptable to our benevolent watchdogs is r9k having own agency of collective opinion on others.

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>Remember fun times I had playing Uno in high school and Uni.
>I never had friends, but in board games it didn't matter, as long as I was another player, we would have fun
>Last few years were spent mostly in solitude or surrounded by my asshole family
>See a set of Uno and buy it, because nostalgia
>Try to play today
>They twist and bend the rules, namecall, cheat, call it a stupid game, basically shit all over me for buying it.
Why does it feel like an epiphany if it's so obvious each time that my family is responsible for me being a robot? All of my good memories I can recall involve either only me, or strangers, never them.

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>make thread with interesting topic
>dies at 2 replies
>make exact same thread but make implications that I'm a girl
>150+ replies