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I'm legitimately starting to hate women. I wish I was gay.

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>tfw no gf
Normie here. First time in my life I've gone without sex or a relationship in many years. How do you guys do it all the time.

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>on gym laying on my back lifting weights
>completely alone, gym has just opened and doesnt have that many visitors
>suddenly tan blonde milf in tight yoga pants comes and starts squatting right at my side while looking at me
>try to not think about it
>cant help but to notice her ass
>i start getting hard, bulge in my sweatpants becomes evident
>milf keeps staring
>get an obvious and almost erection pointing to the ceiling
>milf smiles and mumbles something about me being healthy
>drop the weights and just move to another exercise until my boner stops

And this is what ill fap to for the next 6 months.

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Who else /noglans/ here? I think I must have had a botched circumcision when I was very young or something. Jews were a mistake.
I wish I could be a cute trap, at least that would be something, but my body is too masculine. If I had transitioned when I was younger I'd be passable, but I think it's too late now.

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>"DAAAAAD I'VE GOT SOME QUESTIONS"
WHERE THE FUCK IS MOM?!?

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>omg life is so shit XD i wanna kill myself XD, i have a lot of friends and boyfriends but my life is shit i wanna die hehehe
just tired of 'depressed' girls lads

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>about to eat takis
>get those fucking tingles

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>tfw you grew up and became a smoggie

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>tfw no cute burqa gf

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Check 'em out please:

>Rhonda needs money and has to work as a street walker to help her family (Leave a review if you want to see a chapter 3)

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095340

>Rhonda and her boytoy force Phoebe into a threesome

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095195

You can post anon reviews without an account needed so please do so. We'd appreciate it:

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/review.php?set=add&no=600095340

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/review.php?set=add&no=600095195

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Who here /never had a birthday party after elementary school because no one would show up anyway/?

At least i had a shitty mom so i dont have to look at photgraphs of my loneliness

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For the last time

TRANSGENDERS ARE NOT GAY!!!!!

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>Georgia didnt do nothing for her brother
she had normie friends,one of her friends could have sex with elliot

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Abortion should be legal but instead of having a doctor do it the woman should have to endure the entire 9 months then do the murder herself. But only if the father gives consent too. Getting an abortion should also affect the parents in some legal way. Not criminal charges but some type of probation, community service, ect. On top of all that they should also lose privileges such as consuming alcohol with mandatory drug tests under the penalty of extended probation. In extreme cases they should also be given an ultimatum of either facing prison time or forced sterilization plus having their eggs harvested.

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Fapfics featuring Jill Valentine from Resident Evil 3

Check them out please:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7794475/chapters/24597195

https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/7794544

You can post a review without an account necessary so I'd appreciate it if you did so. (You can also just leave a Kudos/upvote if you don't want to comment)