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What disgusting or weird habits does /R9K/ have? More importantly, have you ever been caught in the act of such habits?

I'll post a few

>Shower once a week
>Always cum into my hands then lick it off so I don't have to walk to the bathroom
>Uncut fag who loves letting his dick get stinky as fuck
>Always pull back and use one finger to wipe under the glands to gather all the smeg and then eat it

>Compulsively talk to myself
>Have to skip and jump as I do it
>Usually frolic about my house interviewing myself and fleshing out conversations

>Wrestle with my pillows
>Have been doing this since I was 5
>I'm 24 now
>Always let the pillow win
>If I'm feeling horny I'll hold my hands behind my back and lie beneath the pillows pretending they are raping me as I rub myself against the mattress until I come.


It occurred to me not so long ago just how disgusting I am, and how much of a freak I'd be viewed as if anyone knew my private habits. I realized most normies probably consider biting their toenails as absolutely sickening, nevermind anything above.

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Watermelon is naturally yellow.

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>Anon we've been dating for a while, I wanna introduce you to my parents!

Uhhh why? If a girl ever said this to me I'd be like "I have 0 interest in meeting any of your family and I won't introduce you to any of mine because it's none of their business who I bone". I fucking hate people who're like "muh family are so important to me". Keep that shit to yourself.

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Despite how I've acknowledged 2D as superior to 3D for a long while now, I've still been horribly attracted to real women. I decided I'd try to put a stop to that, to limit the chance a succubus has to tempt me. And so, I deleted all 3D porn from my hard-drive, and refuse to ever check out women I see.

Nobody ever told me how hard this would be, /r9k/. Why do I want to fap to 3D sluts so fucking bad? I won't, but it hurts.

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>brag on normie book about how I'm going to a top uni
>cousin asks if I want to meet up
>say yes
>immediately realise that he's going to bring his bpd gf along with him and that we share no interests and that I fucking hate going outside

what the fuck do I do bros? Tomorrow is going to be a boring spergest.

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>walk past some sorority girls on my way to class
>literally don't do anything to bother them, just look ahead and move on
>hear them go "ugh what a creep" from behind
why are they so mean.

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If I was you, I'd keep an eye out down under. It's getting a bit batty this time of year.

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>want to fap
>not aroused
>realize I just want happy chemicals
>realize I'm never going to escape

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I got over my problems which has lasted me many many years over the course of a month.
Now I've been stable af for quarter of a year and I see no reason that my problem's will ever come back
how bout u?

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Why did I ask my roommate if he got it in last night?? He said yes!! FUCKING YES

All I can picture now is him plunging his huge chad penis into his sweet and innocent looking gf. Fuck this shit life I wanna fucking die

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>19 years old kissless virgin
>some pornstars are younger than u
really makes me think

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What would happen if this guy managed to get a hold of >our memes? Are we done for?

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>storm about to hit
>no electricity
>no VIDYA
Fuck

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Anyone have experience with prostitutes? Anyone went to Amsterdam solely to smoke weed and fuck a prostitute?

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I joked with chads about how I was going to bring them to a disco if I passed my finals.

Now I have to pay 100 euros.