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>87 degrees in my room
>70 degrees outside but 58% humidity
Should I open up my windows to cool down, or will the humidity worsen things? The temperature outside is going down, but the humidity is also going to go up as the night goes on.
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Get a cheap A/C

Oyvey
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>>37594070
I do not have immediate access to that. I do need it though, but I'm poor and it's late.

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hey /r9k/ Whats the best way to die in your opinion? I think it would be to buried in goth gf's until I reach the beautiful mega goth gf in the afterlife.
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/watch?v=-O0CDBieSXY The absolute savage
>pic related
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I gotta poop to says the midget....
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>>37593833
Solid dubz my fellow robot
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>>37593851
>tfw you forget to add picture

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>anorexic
>bulimic
>did hard drugs(heroin,opiates...etc)
>drank alcohol
>eats unhealthy food
>overall unhealthy
>white
She has aged 5 years in 5 months. Face it orbiters. Your waifu is going to age like shit. Hell, she looks like she's pushing 30.
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She looks 35 in this pic. Holy fucking shit.

I don't know why I would ever make this, and how drunk I'd have to be to make it
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Your terrible post is still terrible even if you realize it's terrible

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>be me
>3rd year of uni
>group projects
>me this other guy and girl put together
>end having to help them through the whole class and do most of the work for each project but whatever
>girl constantly asking me for help
>wants me to come over to help her w stuff
>think she likes me but brush it off
>she keeps texting me
>end up going on a few dates
>also really busy w work and school so not much time to do stuff
>fastfoward.exe
>thinking i might get a gf
>want to ask her to be gf on upcomming date
>plans fall through for unrelated reasons
>texting the week after about still going to said date
>makes some weird comments in texts about how she needs to clear her head
>whatswrong.jpg
>
>
>im pregnant.

I literally just got this text and idk what to say. It hit me like a train. The memes real boys. Just fucking give up cause chads already fuckin her
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>>37593779
wow thats sad...originally
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>>37593779
A girl who you weren't dating is having sex with other dudes because you're a soft cock and you think this means "memes" are real. hahahahaha

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>why don't you have a gf?

m8 what the fuck do I even need a gf for?
I am on hard psych meds that left me pretty much impotent

I am 26, mentally ill and my dick is broke. My life is a fucking meme
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Dating seems totally foreign to me. I'm not even a virgin by a longshot, but relationships seem weird and uncomfortable. I'm too much of a loner.

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How do we convince femanons to pity us enough to let us lick their feet?
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Those are bigger than my feet.

Cool keys and chain, very colorful.

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>200 IQ
>proved that God exists
>owns a ranch
>is a bodybuilder
>doesn't believe the US government's official narrative
>believes in eugenics
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>>37593628
>>proved that God exists

I'll bite, explain.
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>>37593628
CTMU
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Anyone remember the guy here claiming to be Langan last year? There were multiple threads. He was inviting people to his ranch to get programmed with Langanism and claimed one person did show up.

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>be me
>summer started
>skinny as fuck
>decide to love my self
>work out everyday
>physical activity undermined by the fact that I'm on my third play through of fallout 4 this summer.
>eat pizza rolls and drink at least 4 cans of coke a day.
>still a skinny fuck because my metabolism is fucking insane.
>You'd think I was healthy if you saw me
>Little do you know I'm on the verge of having a heart attack at any moment
>Has a literal blood clot in my arm.
>howaminotdead.exe
>Has chest pains as I write this shitty posts
>wants to die so I don't see a doctor.
>Has friends that are concerned for my health
>haha fags
>shitpost until the chest pains stop briefly
>use the window of opportunity to get more pizza rolls and coke.
>probably going to die before the summer ends
pic related
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How do you know you have a blood clot? It's weird to happen spontaneously in an upper extremity unless you have a clotting disorder, do way too much upper arm exercises, or have a venous compression syndrome like vascular thoracic outlet
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^ one of the few things I have got to the doctor for to get check out.

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why most people hate anime?

i dont get it, i could understand that they simply ignore it, but why do they actually hate it? what did anime do to the internet that some other hobbie didnt?
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>>37593491
Turns guys into shitposting, effeminate children
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how many people have you asked in real life if they hate anime or not
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it's foreign: strike 1 (muh patriotic)
it's animated: strike 2 (muh 4kids)
it's melodramatic: strike 3 (muh grit)

it goes on an on, suffice to say anyone who dislikes anime outright is the worst trash of humanity and should be liquidated in boiling pitch

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rich robot here, I don't know how to stop fapping to cam girls and all their crazy degrading shit they'll do for 50 bucks - I'm not daddy rich, I'm career rich, and this shit adds up. Help me anons, You're my only hope
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No one seems to care, guess I'll just keep mass debatin' and squirten'
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>>37593344
what kind of crazy degrading shit will they do for $50? curious

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>east asian guy, not a twink, big eyes, attractive face
>gets with asian girls pretty easily
>but has this unhealthy obsession with white girls
idk why but worship my white friends to no end. they are actually so fucking hot.
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white people are the epitome of beautiful and human expression.

No race can match, maybe mine comes close.
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>>37593367

And I keep pulling and pulling. Because I need to know if I come close.

I know I'm far superior when it comes to raw, computing intellectual prowess.

But I'm a clunky gimp with emotional communication compared to white people of pure blood.
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>>37593331
desu im a white guy and have serious yellow fever. i also really admire asian culture and families after dating a viet for 2 years. her dad was the absolute epitome of a patriarch. rich, successful, intelligent, and a great family. i always felt like a nigger in their presence.

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>have a dream where i have a gf
>feel alive and complete for the first time ever
>wake up and realise it was all just a dream
>reach for my bottle of whiskey to dull the pain
>its empty
why are we here? just to suffer?
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>>37593319
>why are we here? just to suffer?
whoah-hoaaaah

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>me
>Dad is mildly abusive and is a gun fag
>Mom left him and got custody
>admired dad when I was little
>Grew up a bit and visit dad
>Realize why she broke up with him
>Dad pulls out vape
>Fuck.jpeg
>Dad's gf pulls out vape
>doublefuck.jpeg
>Dad's gf actually is really cool
>Dad drives his gf to suicide
>Told me it was a brain aneurysm
>I believe it
>only find out years later
>re-mourn because I really thought she was cool
>Dad gets with another gf
>also pretty cool
>oshit.png
>starts hating dad
>only see him every other weekend.
>Dad gives new gf gun that his old gf committed suicide with.
>what the fuck pops
>menolikey.zip
>new gf not dead yet
>y e t
pic related. Vape dad uses.
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your hero sounds like the hero we deserve
you should learn his trade and follow in his foot steps. use 1 roastie to continue your legacy and then set forth on the righteous crusade.
in 10,000 years your name will still be spoken
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>>37593346
fuck me
your dad*
he's quite the hero to me, obviously

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