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>tfw stuck alone in an office with a literal 10/10
>cannot touch her cuz she is married to my friend
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>>37603365
You could always put on a mask and rape her. Grow some balls.
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>>37603395
I can't. I'm a skinny weak lanklet. She would probably overpower me.

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Change your name.

Leave your old identity behind.

Do it now.

You are already an adult and your life hasn't changed.

If when you think of your name you think of the kids that made fun of you, the girls that rejected you and the parents that only used you, change your name.

The world made your name, the outermost shell of your identity, synonymous with garbage, scum. Change your name.

Men with purpose take destiny into the own lives, they don't let the world shit on them.

Maybe you think there is something sacred about the name your parents gave you. Is just a facade. Is just a reminder that you haven't made the slightest choice to define who you are.

Change it already. What do you have to lose.

Become who you really are. Ask your heart what your real name is, and your subconscious will respond back. Do it
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>>37603357
>Ask your heart what your real name is, and your subconscious will respond back. Do it
I guess my name will be "Nothing"
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>>37603390

This is why you are a piece of shit. This is not a joke faggot. Stop being a loser
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>>37603357
my new name is
Big Dick Guy

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>even the most autistic robots around you are getting gfs
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>tfw you take your weekly shower and your cock feels so much nicer
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*ahem* I said..

>TFW YOU TAKE YOUR WEEKLY SHOWER AND YOUR COCK FEELS SO MUCH NICER
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>showering

Who does that anymore?
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what's the point of having a dick if I don't use it?

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Every robot needs one of these
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I don't think fat azn gfs actually exist anon

I think it's a like that JAV tells us to make us feel better
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>>37603279
HNNNGGGGGG HOLY FUCK I MISS MY BELLY GF WHY IS A WEEK SO LONG
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>>37603279
That's disgusting. I'm not desperate enough to fuck fatties thank god, but I guess somebody has to.

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omg why is this happening
i hate this
i really do
>can i die
>can we be rich
>can i survive with this
>how
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What's a roastie?
a). The person getting roasted
b). A thot
c). Loose vag meat
This is an original comment
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>>37603145
kinda both B&C
in the squares and rectangles sort of way.

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>Tfw all friends exclude you and hang out without you.
>Ex took my whole friend circle and they all insult me behind my back
>Even my parents avoid me

Everytime I join a new friend group everyone leaves me behind. I don't even know what I'm doing that makes me such a piece of shit. I'm trying my best.
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>>37603143
same here, you should accept your fate and move on, being alone is better than being with douches who hate you

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Is he /our guy/ robots?

https://streamable.com/8o5ad
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>super rich
>married
>in decent shape
>funny
>confident enough to turn down roastie and then laugh about it

lol no. he couldn't be further from us.

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KEK I WANT FROPPY GF!!
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>did a fuckton of dxm a few years ago
>brain felt thouroughly fucked up afterwards
>bought unfiltered lucky strikes
>lungs feel clogged up as fuck
>chug the last little bit of tussin out of a bottle
>feel a little buzzed
>want to do dxm again
>mfw
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what if theres no females on this board and everyone who claims they're roasties are actually men?
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>females
>4chinz


You haven't learned anything haven't you?
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>>37602937
They are. Don't you faggots know how many traps are on this board? You really think they're NOT lying about being girls? Delusional betas.

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>dammit anon, you interrupted me while drinking my coffee, now I'm going to be in a bad mood all day
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>be me at 14 years old
>father of a close friend dies
>don't know what to feel
>me and my parents go to see him
>I barely could hold my laughter
>have to leave the area because of it

Was this a sign of my actual diseases? This happened 6 years ago.
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Picked up unity and coding as a hobby and I got to say it's a pretty comfy hobby. Working on my third project currently.
Any other hobbyist devs here?
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