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>just shave it bro LMAO dwayne johnson
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>>37604346
Not sure what this is trying to prove? He would be attractive pretty much regardless with his face. There are more differences than the diffuse thinning on the left.
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>>37604377
What are you talking about he should of looked like that on the left when he did that texas chainsaw massacre movie. sure he would of got type faced as leatherface after that but still that look would of been really fitting for a horror movie
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>>37604459
>type
cast*
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>Be at work
>Setting up company profiles
>One of the security questions is: "What is the name of the boy or girl that first broke your heart (full name)"?
JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP
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That's easy. WriteChristopher Poole.
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>>37604337
donald j. trump
easy piece
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>>37604355
too true familio estevez
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>thinks i am a robot
>get robot friends
>realise i am not a robot
>feel a great burden be lifted from me
I am so glad i am not as bad as i thought i was. Its nice knowing i am just a failed normalfaggot and not an autistic faggot like all ya'll.
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>be me
>actually really competent when I'm put in charge of things
>sometimes too intense, but super responsive to feedback if I take things too far
>planning an event for my band
>invite a slightly bigger band to play with us
>they immediately act like everything was their idea even though I did all the legwork
>they take control of everything without telling me and proceed to fuck it all up in the process
>talking with their lead singer today
>"No, no, anon, I totally understand, I'm a control freak too...."
>"But the thing about being a control freak is that you have to have power for it to work."
>implying I have no power
>at my own event I did all the work for
>FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anons, I think I was just musically cucked. Just end it, fucking christ.
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>working with musicians
>not expecting massive egos
Are you new? Just let it go, man. Your (justified and valid) rage over the situation will not change the outcome.
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>>37604632
Honestly, musicians are the worst fucking pinko commie sellout flaky shitfucks I've ever worked with in my entire life. I love music more than anything, but 90% of the people who play music are total dirtbags who let even the tiniest bit of fame go to their heads in the worst ways imaginable.
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In what other profession do people try like hell to get big while dogging the shit out of the people who got big, as like, a universally accepted opinion? Anywhere else you'd be branded a hater. I detest musicians.
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>tfw no ace bf
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>tfw no shooter bf :(((
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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wash your face daily
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>HEY HEY MAMA SAID THE WAY YOU MOVE
>GON MAKE YOU SWEAT, GON MAKE YOU GROOVE
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>if a man were to show me his cock, I would instantly take it in my mouth.
Glad it'll never happen though, so I can stay straight!
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>>37604021
Ha ha ha ha ha look at those circumcised "penises".
Wrinkly dry stumps.
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is that what true joy looks like?
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>>37604078
Agreed, the uncut one looks so much better than the other two. Just look at how juicy and smooth this head is, you just NEED to get your tongue on it.
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What behaviours/mental ticks have you developed, but for which there is no good explanation?
>wishing that a hostile machinegun nest would suddenly appear in a random window on the street I'm walking along
>fake bomber pilot radio chatter "Eagle 7, gaining, 475-favourable, report, ...ttccsshhhh"
>mentally categorise people by 'rape or kill' on bus
>wishing that several tonnes of ash would fall in a location not far from me
Please share, I like to hear what strange things go on in other people's heads.
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Holy shit i do the Rape,Kill stuff but only with kids.
also
>Imagine how to infiltrate a school without being seen
>Thinking how easy is drive by a girl and drag her in my van put tape on her then drive to an abandoned building
>Sometimes im scared about someone reading my mind
>Amused about what people do in danger situations
that last one was because i was in a robbery with a few guys in a shop. most were scared and the girls were already crying and the thief was nervous as fuck probably drugged
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>>37603960
I do a lot of wishing too.
I think unsuccessful people just like to fantasise.
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>>37604136
Does the idea of doing those things please you, or do you just idly consider them?
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Who here finally made it?
>suffer through college
>wage slave to support myself
>Stacy friend constantly teasing me, she even fucked me once to get me to beta orbit her for the rest of the university while she fucked chad
>develop huge drug and alcohol problem because anxiety and just cause
>psychosis and reality bubbles constantly putting me in looks
Now I graduated with stem degree
>clean self up
>no more drugs and alcohol
>studies for interviews
>got comfy well paying job doing something i love
>co workers are all friendly and interesting
>met cute shy girl who likes me a lot and is smart and not Stacy
>told Stacy to fuck off
>got a little puppy
>can afford nice stuff now
>feel anxiety decreasing
It all payed off. I actually thought I might die in college from drug use.
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In loops*
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I went to prom and need advice
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Some of you may remember me, some may not. I was a tripfag that made vlogs and posted them on youtube for about 6 months.. Well it's been one year since my last video and I need advice from the normalfags that shit up this board.
Also worth noting I am still a KHV before I get REEEE'd at
>be me
>senior in HS
>march, random 9/10 girl in my math class (let's call her A) asks me to go to prom with her and her friends (mixed m and f)
>say maybe, the thought of attending an event with alot of people (240+) makes me sick
>fast forward 3 months
>after being super indecisive I agree to go
It's at this point I should mention I am unable to walk unaided for anything more than a few feet, always have to be leaning against something.
>Get on my black suit, heeled dress shoes, full windsor tie and mother offers me a drink, 4% alcohol volume ginger beer or something
>start panicking like a motherfucker
>harshly decline, say I can hardly walk as it is
>I'm also a lightweight and don't want to make myself look stupid, but I keep that to myself
>go to the school and sit until I see A
>get up, she looks incredible, compliment her and she goes for a hug
>first time hugging a girl and it's with a 9/10, shocked
>takes pictures and stuff, compliments my suit
>tell her her dress looks stunning (it genuinely did)
>so nervous at this point
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>she takes me to the group, recognize a few of them from my classes
>not "creeps" like me, not jocks either
>after meeting the group and trying to participate in small talk we go to the cars
>I sit in the front, two guys sit in the back, she goes to another car
>get to the venue
>ask the guy who I recognize from my chemistry class to "give me an arm" to my seat
>attempt to make jokes about him looking like a fag now
>laughs and replies with more banter
>get to seat and I thank him
I sat for a few minutes before the others arrived, A sat at the other table after chatting briefly.
>A comes up to me and says in a joking tone "Why don't(unsure if she said don't or can't, music was loud) you look like this all the time?"
>reply "Not every day I get invited to prom."
>she says "True, you shaved?"
>reply "Yeah, first time in ages.. I hate shaving my neck, feel like I'm going to accidently slit my throat."
>continues for a few mins, she tells me to enjoy my meal then strolls back to her table
>90 minutes of talk at our table ensues
>try to contribute to conversation, generally has a very reddity vibe but I'm just happy I am not being excluded as always
>dinner has meant to arrive at 7:30, arrives at 8:30
>was very nervous I would spill something, but the meal goes smoothly, as does the conversation
She came over a few more times to chat but nothing eventful happened, just general small talk.. I text her once I got home saying I enjoyed the night more than I thought I would and she replied she was glad I came..
Normalfags, does she like me? Or is she being friendly? What would be the best approach to a situation like this?
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Why is busting a nut while high so damn good?
Also why do my balls get extremely saggy?
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>be me
>holiday east europe
> roadtrip after graduation with other robot
> meet guy in bulgaria who is from booking.com
> looks shady and has a bellybag
> his name is renko and he wants to convince us he has a better hotel, we just have to cancel the booking from booking
> dont cancel
>Hotel, no wlan, no pool, no water
> Renko says he will fix
> renko does fix everything
> renko is super cool
> renko is mix out of robot and biz chad, now understand why he has nearly only 5 star rating
> holiday goes on
>cook for the first time
> burned bread
> eat it
> Go to beach bars
> bad feel in my tummy pls call mummy
> walk home, 15 min walk only forrest and park
> explosive diarrea
> run into forrest shit
> PISS MY PANTS
> stand here hiding in bush, some peoplr still regognice me only in underwear
> other robot walks alonr to our shady hotel to get the car and pic me up
> sit in bush in greentext
Why god
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>a couple of days out of month long valium binge
>haven't taken my 200mg sertraline in 3 days
>massively overslept, feel like i'm in a permanent head rush
>dehydrated
>leave house without putting contact lenses
>everyone is looking at me
>flinching at everything
>world is spinning and pulsating
help
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Introduce yourself.
>Gender
>Age
>Country
>Appearance
>Favorite piece of media
>Favorite piece of literature
>What you do (e.g. go to college/uni, work)
>What you would like to do in the future
>Ideal type of partner
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Anyone else has a a really weird smell when you're feeling anxious or having an panic attack? Like, a really uncomfortable smell but it's completely different from any other smell.
I used to have this for hours on end, but I kind of got used to it so now they're just quick weird smell bursts throughout the week that I can kind of control mentally to make them stop.
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>>37603397
Do you get this feeling like you go poop when you get this smell?
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>>37603554
By go poop you mean getting afraid? Kinda like how people shit themselves when they're in panic?