>tfw when the only pleasure you've experienced in the past month was the feeling of expelling a particularly fetid shit.
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>>37606423
It's good to get it out of your system
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hey /r9k/
my gf swallows
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>>37606377
>MY THREAD DIDN'T WORK LAST TIME
>LET'S POST THE EXACT SAME SHIT AGAIN
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>>37606377
But what does she do with yours?
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>be kid
>arguing with another kid
>call them a name
>they say "I know you are but what am I?"
>can't think of anything else
>lose the argument
>mfw
I swear they used to pull that shit every time
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That was the point you were supposed to either:
1. Derisively laugh if you have back up from the peanut gallery or are cool enough to pull it off.
2. Immediately and viciously physically assault the trolling brat.
You can't let terrorists win.
Yes, I'm aware that it's too late to go back.
How did the bad people who hurt you turn out in life?
I fucking hate seeing old treacherous friends etc getting lucky in life while my soul has been infected by misery.
The good hearted child has become a bitter sad man. Why is life like this?
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>ex friend horribly betrays me
>now he works in a cell phone repair shop
>lives in a shitty basement
>total shutin
>his mental health issues are getting worse
I've had my share of struggles but I like to think I'm doing okay now.
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So a girl I liked confessed to me yesterday and she just said she isnt sure what her feelings are and broke up with me. Im a kissless virgin and her confessing to me was probably the happiest moment of my life, only to be shattered a day later.
I dont even care anymore, just fucking end me right now.
Why do people do this? Do they play with your feelings on purpose?
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>>37606238
> girl I liked
> broke up with me
> a day later
so you're saying it only took 24 hours with you for her to realize she made a mistake?
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>>37606238
W/e play it like its a pizza. If you get her, nice. If you dont, aight time maybe.
Maybe this will cause her to want you to like her, maybe it wont. W/e its pizza, its not like you would kill yourself over it.
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>>37606238
Go to her now anon, if you don't you'll regret it for the rest of your life. You don't need to have a plan just be there.
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Are you a lonely piece of shit?
Come join this discord server! We will berate you like the friends you never had!
xhRzUch
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get in here it's gonna get coooooomfy
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bump
also pineapples suck dick
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>>37606297
True dude pineapples are p uncomfy desu
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who /gotahaircut/ here? 2017-06-09 07:10:21 Post No.37606023
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>get buzzcut because hair was getting too long and too hard to take care of
>haircut doesn't fit me (i wear big hoodies and slim jeans)
>friends say i look like a school shooter
>on the other hand, people say it shows off my eyes
It's bittersweet at most, but i don't feel like myself. At least showers are quicker and it'll be easier to find ticks
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at what point / age did you realize youre fucked and youll only be attracted to kids forever
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How do I find a quality colored gf at one of the whitest universities in the country? I'd love to have a modest black or indian gf but I have no clue where they all hang around.
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>>37605997
SOURCE MY MAN I REMEMBER THAT THIS WAS A DISEASE OR SOMETHING I REALLY WANT TO KNOW
IT'S MY FETISH
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>>37605997
>tfw no macromastia gf
Fuck it all and fuckin no regrets. I hit the lights on these dark sets.
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Legit autist friend making thread 2017-06-09 07:06:44 Post No.37605955
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Legit autist friend making thread
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I'm an autist looking for other non-normie friends.
I'm 25 and live with my parents. I like to day trade cryptos and I like trading cards and anime.
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>>37605955
IT DIDNT WORK WHEN YOU PRETENDED TO BE A GIRL AND IT WONT WORK NOW YOU WEINER SCHNITZEL LICKER
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>>37606427
kek
>>37605955
What's your best anime, anon-kun?
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>>37605955
why don't you move out if you trading cryptos?
>a qt girl from the semi psych ward invites me to her house to play games and 'talk'
>i think she wanna fuck me
>i cant go because my mom will know im outside of house and she will know im a not a hikikomori anymore and she will talk with my sisters and my dad about this and they will make fun about how im fucking with a crazy girl of the semi psych ward
really makes me think
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>>37605953
call them cunts and go anyway
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>>37605953
Stop being a pussay anon
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>he doesn't hate his family and use anger to push him forward through his isolation and lone struggle
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>selling tv to blackboi who clearly comes from a rough area (nice guy though)
>puts his fist out for a fist bump after selling
>go for a handshake and shake the fist
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>>37605933
you have to fuck now
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Would you have sex with an American woman?
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>Be Me
>British Kid, bit of a beta never had a blowie (I was like fucking 13 tbf)
>Do Duke of Fucking Edinburgh
>Get stuck in a group with two dumbfucks
>One looks like a retarded beaver
>Other looks like kid who is so covered in his shit he could tell you every shade of brown
>Go into tent in the middle of the fucking highlands
>its fucking Baltic like literally below freezing
>Dumbfucks get into sleeping bags and so do I
>start dreaming about shagging some bird or something idfk
>"gUYS cAN i gO tO pOO pOO?"
>Whattheactualshit.png
>"You don't need my permission, we ain't in LS anymore"
>Kid comes back a half an hour later
>hands are covered In shit
>projectilevomit.exe
>standing outside bowking for like 10 mins
>come back in and finally get back to sleep
>wake up like 6:30
>turn around
>Dumbfuck 1 is lying on top of Dumbfuck 2
>They are both sleeping with mouths wide open
>Dumbfuck 1 rolls off and lands on a spork
>Spork stabs him right up the hoop
>"Uhhhhhh"
>The kid basically fucking orgasmed
>Getthefuckoutofthere.bat
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>you will never ride to Asa Bay
How does one deal with this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7THRPYKlJck
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