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Femanons, I want to plant my seed DEEP inside of you!
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>when you put ur perennial bulb in her ass and she sprout flowers every year
Post your subscriptions
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My 4chan addiction has gotten so bad that I had to time a shutdown scheduled for the the top of the hour. I'm going to turn my life around in a few minutes, /r9k/. I hope to see you all on the other side.
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>>37609933
I hope you make it. Good luck.
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>>37609933
Fucking scrub
I bet you don't even have a 4chan Gold Account
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>>37609933
Considering your picture is from tumblr, you have much more problems to worry about than 4chan.
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>be me
>decide to go monkmode because way too depressed
>check out from social media
>meditating everyday
>watching jordan peterson videos
>going to gym daily and talking to chads
>nofap
>week goes by without having any substantial coversations
>feeling good, confident
>maybe a not a robot after all
>today
>have to go to a TA's office hours for hw help
>line for TA way too long
>girl in line next to me is qt3.14
>feeling confident as fuck
>decide to ask her for help
>she actually helps me
>she then leaves the line, doesn't even get what she came for
>no worries she must of forgot something
>go to library
>see a qt3.14
>sit down next to her
>she immediately packs up and leaves
>no worries she must have just had to leave then
>go to turn in hw
>make eye contact with girl going the same way as me and smile
>she stops
>she goes around the long way to turn in hw to avoid me
okay now I feel like fucking shit why does this always fucking happen to me
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>>37609917
You need to be patient you faggot. You have to become the Chad not to pretend ure one.
Other Chads can't sens your camouflage but qt can, for now.
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>>37609917
And, even if you're confident, try to mix it with shyness.
If you go full confident the qt will sens something strange(like you already know you gonna pound her) while if you do the effort to talk (which is a sign of confidence) to her but while doing it looking abit shy, the qt will find it cute and not gross.
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>>37609917
I hope that this will help u senpai
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In 100 years, women will be replaced by the elites.
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>the weeknd and lil uzi will never make a hit song together
;_;
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>>37609896
SMHHHHHH
I hope these niggas collab on Luv is Rage 2
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would any anons like to play dungeons and dragons with /r9k/? were doing it on discord. pic related is how you get in.
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>tfw go to the same convenience store often since it's right by my house and the ugly narcissistic post-wall clerk treats it as if I have a crush on her and don't just come for snacks when I'm drunk and/or stoned which coincidentally is every day
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>i can never complain about serving in the military without getting shit on
>it has it's ups and downs
>sometimes it just sucks when you don't expect it to
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The problem with the military isn't the job, it's the leadership and the politicians that fuck you over constantly by not committing fully to a mission, or not even have a clear goal to begin with.
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>tfw mandatory transgender training
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The problem with the military is how deep you have to pound the nail into your forebrain to make you weak willed and docile enough to accept the Pentagon's lies. Get everything in writing. I'd be more likely to make a deal with pic related.
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>be me
>1 week ago
>a bunch of fucking retard motorcyclists get into an accident right now to my house, bringing down a tree and a power line
>power is out until i wake up the next day
>feel no sympathy for the cyclists, anyone who likes motorcycles deserves a special treatment in hell
>don't forget, they're normies too
>today
>internet has been slow all week
>especially today
>can barely fucking load a 1 minute video, much less a 1 hour on
>steam, discord, etc doesnt work
>takes 5 minutes to post something here
>can't fucking do anything because videogames is my only hobby
>currently posting this from my phone not connected to wifi
>chaptcha refused to load for 10 minutes because of shitty signal
FUCK WHY DO NORMALFAGGOTS HAVE TO FUCKING RUIN EVERYTHING FOR ME I JUST WANTED TO SPEND MY FUCKING WEEKEND PLAYING FF14 AND THEY SHUT MY FUCKING INTERNET DOWN FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUCK THERE IS NOT A FUCKING IMAGE IN MY COLLECTION THAT CAN FULLY EXPRESS MY FUCKING RAGE I AM FEELING RIGHT FUCKING NOW. I JUST WANT TO FUCKING OFF MYSELF RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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STOP BElNG SAD
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>>37609701
Well I guess my depression is cured now! Thanks!
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How?
origami desu ka
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Need some advice from a fellow cyborg or normie
>Me and girl at my job start talking a lot
>we exchange snapchats and phone numbers
>eventually it gets clear that she likes me (flirty snapchats, tries to start little fights about things, going out of her way to talk to me)
>She eventually asks me to hang out which I had to decline because I was busy that night
>the next day she says "so we both have friday off" to which i ask her to go hiking with me and she accepts
>day of she cancels
>after that I just decide to not initiate any conversations with her and put the ball in her court
>4 days later she texts me asking when we get paid (we get paid every two weeks on friday so it's pretty obvious she's trying to talk to me)
>respond with "Why are you asking me this? ask your boss" she responded with "jeez, sorry I bothered you
>about 2 weeks later I get a promotion at work so now I'm in charge of the place when the owner or the head manager isn't around so I have to teach her shit and tell her what to do
>try to avoid conversation with her as much as possible but she eventually suckers me in and we start talking and it gets flirty again
>2 nights later (last night at 11:30pm) she texts me asking when we get paid next so I just tell her and eventually she asks if I want to go to a concert with her, I accept seeing how I have nothing else to do that day
>this morning she texted me and said she's sick and probably won't be able to go (the concert is tomorrow)
>Now I'm honestly getting tired of this bitch
what the fuck is this? is she just looking for attention from me? is she just testing how much I like her? is she genuinely sick?
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helo
when will i get a girlfriend?
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Probably when your like 30
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ifuckinghateeveryoneifuckinghateeveryoneifuckinghateeveryoneifuckinghateeveryoneifuckinghateeveryoneifuckinghateeveryoneifuckinghateeveryoneifuckinghateeveryoneifuckinghateeveryoneifuckinghateeveryoneifuckinghateeveryoneifuckinghateeveryoneifuckinghateeveryoneifuckinghateeveryoneifuckinghateeveryoneifuckinghateeveryone
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nice drawing and same.
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>fell in the drainage hole in the car wash and twisted my ankle
>hurts like mad, should sue them
>too dumb to go to the hospital and get a personal injury claim
>don't know how to talk to lawyers
fuck this
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>>37609579
>suing someone because your dumb ass stepped in a hole
You wouldnt happen to be jewish would you
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>>37609619
The grille had a giant HOLE in it, anyone could have fallen on it