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>tfw your job is killing your spirit

make fun of me for being a wagie whatever I'm too drained to be mad

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>then he asked me out and he wasn't even being himself!

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>"why aren't they responding?"
>"why is he looking at me?"
>"where are the cameras?"

There's too much out there.

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>Mommy has a low paying day care job and supports me and my sister in a shitty small apartment
>Always going on about how little money we have and about how I need to contribute
>Grandma sometimes comes by and drops off stuff for us
>Mom makes a big bag of things that my grandma dropped off that she says we "don't need" and wants to drop it off at her work friend's house before they go drinking together
>Think it's fucking stupid to give away anything that we have if we apparently are in such a bad financial situation that we just barely scraping by and are behind in bills to the point where I need to start working and giving my paycheck to her too
>Get into a small argument that kind of snowballs
>"b-b-but this is stuff we don't need uhhhh"
>We're in the parking lot and my sister is laughing nervously and my mom keeps saying that I look like I'm going to cry which I wasn't
>Go back in the house, mom comes back in too after a little bit with the bag of stuff
>At this point I told her she can take it because I felt like I was being weird and making too big a deal of it and scaring my sister and that I would take the bag back to the car for her but she didn't want to now
>Continue going on for a bit and she keeps saying that I look like I'm gonna cry
>Get overwhelmed and embarrassed and actually start crying a little
>She leaves off to her friend's house and I try to go back to my room without my sister seeing my stupid tear face

What a shitty night

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> thanks for the date anon, I had a really great time with you.

> want to come in my room and play some video games?

> but first let's dance a little with my mommy

What do

https://twitter.com/tyeelurr/status/870474339694460928

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Whatever happened to depression general

Are there old threads you remember that don't show up anymore

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When was the closest you came to escaping this fate?

>highschool, taking a 2 week drama therapy camp at a local arts center
>there is a quiet otaku girl who usually avoids everyone else in the group
>initiate conversation, talk about interests awkwardly, but I think I know her decently at this point
>ask for her email (had no phone at the time)
>she says she shares it with her mom
>email her anyways
>no response

Was she ghosting me because she wasn't interested? Was she anxious or scared? Perhaps she already had a boyfriend?

On a side note, was she even worth it? I obviously have had no repeat interactions with other otaku/quiet/geeky girls before, are they bland and shallow or something?

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Hello R9k. I am a 20 year old KHV dateless incel that desires a cute, kind girlfriend. I couldn't find any gfs at my university. Many of the girls there were the typical roastie party girls because I go to a large state University (USF) I'm staying at my parents home over the summer and there's an art school near by. The school is 70% female and mostly white and Asian. I have heard many of the girls there are QT. Should I go there and look for a gf? I could just set up a sign or something. I really want a Qt photographer gf.

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>be me
>3rd grade
>Complete retard that has no idea what is acceptable
>Has to poop one day
>leaves class and goes to the bathroom
>no one in there so i use the big stall at the back
>take the biggest shit
>feelsGREATman.pmg
>wipes my ass.
>8 year old brain decides to use the toilet paper to write "DEATH" on the stall wall.
>by the end of the day everybody knows about it.
>gets the name "Death Turd"
>Everyone wants to know who did it.
>End up having a fucking assembly about it.
>Principal tells the school to tell a teacher if they know anything.
>Doesn't fess up.
>Still want to die because of this.

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>200 IQ
>believes in eugenics
>proved that God exists
>bodybuilder
>doesn't believe US government's official 9/11 narrative

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so i've been a dry guy for years now and never had any problems.. but recently the head of my dick has been developing this large cracks near the edge that divides the head from the base.

i thought it'd heal itself if I just doused it in lotion every day but it's getting fucking worse. i REALLY don't wanna have to go to the doctor but now it's hurting and getting worse.

it's really really hard to see when it's flacid, but extremely visible when it's hard, and not only am I going to have to go to the doctor but i'm probably going to have to let the doctor see it hard.

i literally have crippling social anxiety and I have the social IQ of a child, how the hell do I do this? Do I take a picture of my dick and show him or do I just show him my flacid dick, or am i going to have to get hard or what the HELL DO I DO IM SO SCARED

I DONT WANT TO DO THIS HELP ME PLEASE

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Is it illegal to plan out a murder even if you don't intend to commit it? Would that fall under thought crime?

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get in here if you used to be a productive member of society
> get laid off after cucking myself for mr. shekelberg for 3 years
> applying for jobs non-stop for a two months
> only two businesses called neither of them want me
> only have a month's savings
> want to break up with my gf because she's spoiled and doesn't get why this is bad
im scared bros

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> ywn have a cutie confederate girl who lets you do this to her

WHY EVEN LIVE?????

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Anybody remember ablackbot named Christopher ?