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post yourself as a bf and find that fembot or trapbot who loves you
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Can you post the template friendo?
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>>39449333
dont have it, but i made this shit, maybe it can work too
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>impIying fembots are reaI

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https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-crime-toesucker/arkansas-toe-suck-fairy-jailed-for-one-year-idUSBRE86B02520120712

okay what the fuck? how are we going to let them get away with this! they are jailing us now!
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>>39449238
>a series of assaults directed at woman's feet over more than two decades
Holy shit. Over 20 years worth of women letting a random creep suck their toes and getting away with it and now he gets a year of prison.

I can already imagine what his feelings are about his sentence. "Worth it.".
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Holy shit. I don't think you footfags should idolize this one
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>>39449238
footfags are the vegans of fetishists, everyone just has to know how much toenails get you hard

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Women would rather fuck their 60 year old uncle than touch you.
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No great loss
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I don't want to touch her either
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Emotional women would fuck anything.

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women that hate makeup
what's wrong with them?
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>>39449137
Any other guys actually think she looks better like that than if she had a ton of makeup on? Post more pics of cuties with no makeup.
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make up and heels is literally fraud

they're falsely presenting themselves as having good genes (height, good skin, youthfulness) to look attractive

I hope society comes to a point where it sees this as fraudulent and deceitful
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>>39449181
she has a ton of makeup you blind idiot

at least 1cm of concealer then the lipstick

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>you will never, ever get to enjoy a room like this in your lifetime
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>>39449136
>this again
can the xboner read discs in that position?

my room is better btw desu senpai
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Thats a shitty room desu
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my dorm was more comfy

also all that drabover shit would be a pain to dust and clean

why /r9k/ must become a blue board !
-no more bbc worship shit
-no more tranny/mental health threads
-no more gore threads attracting more newfags.

making /r9k/ a blue board is leaving /r9k/ for true robots and fembot.
making /r9k/ a blue board is the only way to save our beloved robotdom.

LEAVE A REEEEEEEE AND TAKE MY HOMEMADE MARTYR PEPE.
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There are no fembots. How many times do we have to go over this? Women are always just going to shitpost for attention.
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>>39449140
we need fembot help,
only 5% cancer left not so bad.
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>>39449113
I unironically agree with OP

OP is the orgiiginal faggotter

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>Have coffee during the day
>Feel excited, fearful, energetic

>Don't have coffee during the day
>Feel relaxed, balanced, centered

So I can either have coffee and feel something in life or I can not have coffee and be at peace.
What will the decision be /r9k/?
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>>39449107
I have this same problem. I made the switch to green and black teas. They still have caffeine but much less, and it's a different kind of buzz. There aren't the highs and lows, it's more mellow. Now when I drink the rare cup of coffee I'm fucking flying, and then I have a terrible crash
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>>39449107
>>39449176
I never answered your question lol. My answer to you would be to just drink it less often. Maybe one small cup in the morning, tea throughout the day. Take some days off, like on days you don't have much to do
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Calmness is a feeling dude. It's the one I prefer. Caffeine makes me extremely paranoid. I'll be sitting there relocking and door and checking it for like 20 minutes because I'm so afraid of the door not locking right.

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Do you remember your first day on the Internet, robots?

>went on Newgrounds because friend told me about the free games
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I think I was looking up video game cheats and walkthroughs.
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>>39449098

honestly, this was a very long time ago. i have a very early memory of using youtube in 2006, to watch the playthrough of a cartoon network game...this is about the earliest i can even remember.
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probably going on anipike to get animu media because it was a niche thing then

I feel old

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>tfw am an absolute scrub at my favourite video game
>once got so pissed after my war against the ottomans went sour that I whipped my phone across the room
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>tfw 1000 hours on this game will make you pass 9th grade history
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800 hours in, no regrets. Can we get Victoria 3 though?
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>>39412822
>about to finish ryukyu world conquest on ironman
>game ends before I can end war
I'm never fucking playing that game again

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Draww a robot in ms paint, post results!
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>>39412787
Have this saved
>tfw straight but unironically like the non n*gger sounding songs in hamilton
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ok hows mine?
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>>39412787
Here's my robot
>Sad little thing

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I let her get ahold of my emotions.
It was just two months ago since I was holding her in my arms and now she can't deal with school, homework, a job, and a boyfriend and she wants to focus on her studies. Im trying to tell myself that I will be ok and that we will get back together once her school work slows down but I dont think its true. She says she still loves me she just cant deal with the pain of me not being there and her not having time to spend with me. We live with a 6 hour timezone difference so its bad enough as is. She got in ap classes so homework is really heavy. I understand her coice but i really feel alone. I feel like nobody loves me. Nobody wants me. She says she still loves me so why can't I stop crying
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Lol

Her pussy had to pay the Chad tax

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>mfw i just found out mods and janitors can see your ip and mac address
>they can form vendettas against certain users, stalk them and make them miserable with questionable bans and constant harassment
>this gets worse every year because they keep recruiting redditors, sjws and newfags
I wish I was making this up.
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Mod here. This is isn't supposed to be known publicly so I'd suggest you keep quiet if you know what's good for you.
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>>39285406
This guy is lying we can't see your ip
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>>39284997
This is common knowledge, now shut up before some mod goes on an autismal banning spree again.

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>tfw too depressed to eat

I keep feeling full now. What gives?
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>NEET; income - E50
>Wagecuck; income - E260
wat do i do?
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hey anon its me. u neber gave me a respone so I thought it would be cool to download the pic.Thanks and sorry if it wasnt.
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