I heard it started here in r9k.
>>37616846
Ideal gf? It's from here I guess m
>>37616846
>HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO DANCE
I actually got triggered
>>37616846
Nothing of value will be lost when she is thrown over the wall
I have two girlfriends and a fwb rn, and it's making me feel like shit
>been seeing the fwb for about two months
>met first gf a month and a half ago
>crush messaged me back and we started seeing each other a month ago
Now my time is basically split texting and seeing each of them, and I'm getting pretty tired of it.
What should I do, r9k
do a mamma mia where they all meet unbeknownst to each other
hijinks will ensue
after you can choose the real mother of your kids
then leave this board for ever (REEEEEEEEEE)
>>37616774
You should GTFO and quit making bait threads here.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>37616774
Kill yourself anon.
I guarantee you that it will 100% work
Also >reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i keep coming here expecting to find something new. Maybe i really am autistic because ive always been standoffish and really cold to anyone who ever got close but for some reason i smile more at this empty page than my own mother. i shaved my head 2 days ago and now im seeing it, i can really see that i dont have a chance and that its literally impossible for me to truly find peace, every female who ever showed me love i know deep down that they moved from our time together all those years ago and i just want someone to yell at me and punch my jaw in and call me the worst oh and
>feels thread
>tfw no taller than me thicc qt dom anime gf to make me eat her ass
>>37616577
Your face would be at ass height anyway.
What are the strangest, most specific things you've tried to post that weren't original?
>>37616498
Nothing? Ironically unoriginal
> be me
> be 6-7yo
> go every two weekends to some friends of my parents with them
> they have a daughter, she is 14 years older than me, so about 20-21
> she tells my parents she can babysit me if they want
> parents accept, gladly, I was a little fucker back then
> always caused trouble, every babysitter I went to just refused to babysit me ever again
> only child of the family
> she babysits me, I like her a lot
> almost like a big sister
> i tell her i'm in love with her
> she tells me i can't be serious, i'm just a kid and she's an adult, she almost has a job
> tell her to close her eyes
> give her a peck on the lips
> she finds it adorable, but she still is not convinced
> talk with my mom
> I want to marry her
> next week, she comes to my house to babysit
> tell her I want to marry her
> she feels embarassed
> I didn't even know if she was single, or anything
> she tells me that I can't, she's way too old for me
> tell her I love her still, and I will always love her
> we talk about something else
> the week after, she didn't come to babysit me
> I ask my mom whether or not I should buy her a ring to propose, I saw that in a movie once and wanted her to be happy
> mom smiles and tells me we can buy her a ring
> 6-7 yo me goes with mom to buy a ring
> get the pettiest one
> it's litteraly the cheapest piece of crap ever, not even solid
> next weekend, babysitter comes by
> "hey anon how are you today, let's have fun like always"
> give her the ring
> ask her to marry me
> fast forward 20 years in the future
> We've been married for 5 years now, and we have 2 children
> mfw smooth af kid
Jesus Christ what a cuck
>>37616234
cute story anon
t. originalo ravioli what's in the pocketoli
I can pinpoint most of the failures of my life (like being stuck in a shitty job, being unable to hold social interactions) to my inability to talk to people. I like to think that I'm just shy, introvert and dislike people in general and its not autism but I'm on 4chan after all.
Today i was talking to a girl that a long time friend ( best friend, only friend) arranged to me and i was just cringing at my own autismo... my mind was just blank i didn't know what to reply to her.
How do i train myself to get better at handling social interactions, is there even a solution that's not suicide? i need help.
Thanks guys.
Oregano.
>>37616209
For me, a great way to talk to people is always a smile on my face and asking questions about them. People like hearing their own voice, at least normies do, and showing signs that you are listening will make them think you are someone who takes a genuine interest in them. "Hi how are you?","What did you do today?", "What do you do in your free time?", "Any plans for the weekend?", "What music do you like?" are all questions that open up more dialogue options. Think about it like an RPG. Asking someone something gives more substance to talk about, and when you are done going through that tree of dialogue, start a new one. It may be tough to start, but it definitely gets easier with practice and believing in yourself. Also, don't feel pressured to fill gaps of silence. The people who you want to be with wont care about those. People that say "awkward" or anything along those lines just want to pass time and do not actually want to hold a conversation. Good luck robot.
>>37616209
You've just got to do it more. For me, I had to put myself in a situation where I couldn't not talk to people several times every day. As autistic as I am when speaking it was pretty amazing to see my brain shake the rust off in real time.
Change "wagecuck" to "millienial" and "NEET" to "boomer" and the meme still applies
>MFFW
>>37616152
As a millennial, I would like to retire quickly. I don't think I'm irrational in this desire.
ITT: anti-skubs only
Enjoy your dead fucking thread, faggot.
Skub 4lyfe
Where do I look for AV or adult manga
>>37616037
>not knowing moon runes
>not autotranslating the page
>not using google translate
hmm... I don't know, fagtron, 2chan's language barrier seems too strong
autotranslate doesn't work for shit on this site man
Fuck off Asians don't want you
Welp boys, im back after another failed week of trying to be a normie. Tell me your stories of when you were almost a normie.
This thing probably gets laid more than you do. How does that make you feel robots?
>>37615946
I don't feel anything, there is more to life then getting laid.
>>37615946
I don't really try desu. I just sit inside and be depressed for some reason.
STOP MASTURBATING TO LITTLE GIRLS
>>37615926
whyy?go watch wonder woman now on cinemas
>>37615926
there is LITERALLY nothing wrong with 2D of any give fetish
prove me wrong state cocksucking double digit iq mongoloids
>>37615926
Fuck you if dubs you are cursed for life and your daughter will be a coalburner when she's a teen
nothing wrong with masturbating to little girls
fresh pepe.
save if you want or don't if you don't like it
>>37615920
I have a large collection of frogs, I'll take this, is good
>>37615920
That's NO PEPE
THAT'S A MONSTER! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ANON!
Dear Robots;
A serious thought overcame me, it came to me like a Epiphany. I was thinking about the first time I started getting blue pill thoughts in my mind. When I became aware of my wild weird, anxious way of thinking. I would go over a long boring story about how I learned about it but in all honesty it's not that interesting. But I do know it began when I started to force myself to to adapt into differentiating in between emoticons.The old school ones, not the new emoji-es. To start seeing/looking as say:
>"Colen, P" into ":P" as a face, for example.
I am not sure what to take this as, if anything important at all. But I think ever since then my overall perception as a young human had changed overall for the worst.
Does anyone have any opinions or can relate in anyway?
my opinion is
sajfklsadj;
>>37615875
You clearly have autism please never post again robofag
>>37615875
what the fuck did i just very originally read