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>tfw no gf that is into horse cocks
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>>37622661
Loved Hinjyaku's CG with this slut.
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>tfw you will never raise Centaur wife's son
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>tfw you see a cute little girl in the street and think about what it would be like having sex with her
I've reached max degeneracy.
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>>37622608
Pretty sure every male does this, no?
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>>37622608
>tfw had thoughts about lewd acts with your much younger for years
Glad they went away, even had dreams about cumming inside her. She's such a nice girl, still feel ashamed for having had those dreams
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>>37622608
There is a cure:
https://www.kein-taeter-werden.de/
Who else here is /comfy/?
I'm just sitting here with a bowl of expired mammi playing some modded skyrim.
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I'm doin' just fine.
Was about to play Overwatch honestly.
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>>37622580
>went to sleep around 2
>set an alarm for 5:30
>wanted to finish an anime before 8
>also wanted to have some quiet time before my family wakes up
>desktop used to be a family computer, so it's next to the living room
>small house problems
>fall asleep after waking up to every alarm I set
>wake up at 11
>fuckme.mp3
>everyone is up now
>gonna stay in my room until I finish the series
>sitting with laptop in lap under blankets in my cold room
It's not ideal but I can work with it
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mammi
sauna
perkele :DDDDD
>song stuck in head and it won't go away
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>>37622559
>it's a normie song
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>don't know any of the words
>brain plays it on repeat anyway
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>>37622559
when you only remember the beat and tune of an old favorite song and cant find it after 3 hours searching on youtube
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The time for puns is over........
Now it's time for the PUNisher
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>field research trip to a nice mountain next saturday
Oh boy being a biologist is so hard... I bet you guys are having alot of fun in your IT jobs, I wish I could be you guys, just sittin' in a desktop all day in a saturated air
well, i guess I will have to enture that walk collecting samples and the picknick after, after all i'm just a biologist
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>be me wagie for a year now
>ex neet friendless kissless virgin
>was proud of being a good catholic
>no drugs never,no alcohol shit i don't even believe in sex before marriage
>helping my "friends" every time i can for free
>give money to charity and church
>never stole a thing and i hate lies also
>ask myself why i am so miserable if im what society calls a good samaritan.
>discover my mom is a slut and the priest was fucking her
>i should change no i must change
>girl that asks for donations at work weekly comes up
>asks me if i can donate i say no
>hard times anon?
>no just i won't give my money away again
>she goes away confused
>quit that day also
>see a beggar on the street and spit at him
>im gonna be a neet from now on i actually enjoyed saying no and spiting that guy
>mom asks me what did i quit i just say that i don't like that work anymore
>asks me what am i gonna do
>nothing
She just leaves me alone im thinking on burning the church guys seriously being good is a meme you just get stomped do whatever you want.
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>>37622469
Christianity is a joke anyways. Just meant to control the people with a fear factor. Don't know how people can't see that.
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>>37622469
Being a good christian doesn't make you a good person. Being a good person because you enjoy being good makes you good, you where just living a facade
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>tfw no sachem bf
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>tfw moment of clarity
I hate these.
Usually they happen when I'm coming down from MDMA but I'm completely sober now. I see my life for what it is, and it's not pretty.
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>>37622300
Sounds like you need to take more drugs.
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>Pass the school autism test
>Continue to act autistic and throw things during class
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>>37622286
>be neet
>have unlimited free time, so cooking for the family is designated to me
>get pretty good at cooking
>at the same time, i never wash my hands
>they know i don't wash my hands
>i've told them directly before serving their food, and they always make a big deal about it
>but they still eat
>they always eat it
>at this point their objections and feigned disgust are just for show
>they cant stop me, because then who will make the delicious yet filthy food?
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>be me
>sit on train
>random girl enters
>asks me if she can sit opposite of me
>meh, sure
>7/10, don't really care for her
>accidentally make eye contact
>don't be a little bitch about it
>ask her where she's going to
>some neat little conversation develops
>she offers me some of her fruits she's eating
>in between some random beta sperg adds her on Whatsapp
>girl is displeased
>we laugh about the beta bitch boy
>train reaches her destination
>Gosh anon, I really liked talking to you
>could make a move
>don't need to
>I have a gf
You little bitchbois will never know how it feels to be a chad.
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>>37622267
Nice bait. How long did it take to think of this one?
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>>37622461
It played out exactly like this. Just thought I might let you know what girls find attractive and what not.
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How does it feel to penetrate anus
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It's great or shit? Actually an experienced hand respond plz.
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Not much different from a vagina, it's a little warmer, feels nice :$
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>>37622234
That shit just sucks you right in. It just sucks you in.
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Tbqh not as good as getting your ass penetrated
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Who else here is /dicklet/
Post your microdisapointments
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You know guys, you shouldn't really feel bad about anything you do.
In the end we all die and get forgotten about eventually, so you may as well do what you want.
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>>37622118
That just leaves me with the struggle of trying do what I want to do.
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>>37622118
>You know guys, you shouldn't really feel bad about anything you do.
golden rule op.
treats other the way you would like to be treated
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Is it really that bad not to brush your teeth? Honestly I don't see what's so bad about having yellow or black teeth
Pic related is my teeth
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They will eventually hurt until the pain will be unbearable, you will need to go to a dentist who will judge/make fun of you and ask you thousand of dollars to cure your rotten teeth through barbaric and painful metods
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They'll eventually get holes and break.
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>>37622151
I hate how dentists make fun of you. I have an appointment in 5 weeks and I'm really anxious. The funny thing is that when I used to brush my teeth twice a day he still said my teeth were shit