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>ywn make a girl your's and make her special day the best day of her life
>ywn princess carry her to your romantic getaway hotel
>ywn passionately and harshly make sweaty, hot sex with her pounding all of her pink bridal holes
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>>37626004
>That name.
>That pic.
Disgusting huehue whore.
Probably cucking the poor whiteboi on the left.
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I'm a witcher. A natural mystic that has gone extinct in our lands. The doctors that assisted me would attest to my miraculous avoidance of death. Not many like us. I know what's at the other side, reincarnation. Return to the old gods. Ragnarok is upon us. Paradise is only reachable through valor and sacrifice against insurmountable odds. Valhalla. Odin calls upon his children to heed the call.
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>practice gf keeps stealing my hobbies
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>>37625936
u kno what u have to do
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>>37625936
now to introduce her to the fetish...
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>>37625936
I'd just fucking end it dude. Had the same issue with a past long distance girl. She would obsess over everything I said I enjoyed. Eventually stopped telling her what I was watching or listening to because she would get annoying.
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I achieved
>tfw gf
seconds ago
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>>37625926
Time to delete your hard drive and leave 4chan.
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>>37625940
I will IF this other girl wants to be my gf since i asked her a while ago. I'll have to decide between two girls and will become chad,
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>>37626035
they will both know about it and fuck you up, and then you'll come back here
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sup /r9k/
made a comfy server so we can hang out. come on in and have some fun!
>https://discord gg/WqwGQz
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Get some pills faggot 2017-06-10 07:12:40 Post No.37625824
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Why aren't all robots on anti depressants? ive been on SSRI's since late last year. They don't really do much they just make my pathetic life tolerable enough to not make me become a cutfag or kill myself. So why don't you all get your pills and STFU anon?
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for me they remove strong emotions entirely and do zero to remove suicidal thoughts so it's net loss using them, really.
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>>37625840
fair enough that never happened with me i havent really had any downsides except for really fucked up dreams
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>>37625824
I've been on sertraline since I was 12 and it really fucked with my head up until a few months ago. It made me a zombie, but at least I wasn't sad all the time, and sometimes I would actually get out of bed.
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Guys, /b/ tier threads are pouring in like a tidal wace
What the FUCK is going on??
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>>37625788
*Wave
Goddamnit phone posting is the worst
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>>37625788
Summerfags
Super original comment, jfgkcfjhcgovckvcfiijcffgjvcfyjvcfgjb
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TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKEEE MEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN !!!!!!!!!!!
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>you will never have the hairstyle of the guy of the left
i have long hair too
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>>37625768
Oh, so it's this thread again
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>Got a shitty job in a factory
>My first job
>Almost all my work colleagues are robots
>Literally no normies to deal with, normies dont come to work here
>Realize i finnaly found a place to fit in and im getting money to be there
>The work we have to do is simple and repetitive
>I sometimes get to drive the forklift
>Im finally happy
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>>37625695
I'm happy for you anon.
In an original way.
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>>37625695
>Realize i finnaly found a place to fit in and im getting money to be there
How the fuck did you get a job with that atrocious spelling Anon?
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>>37625928
pretty bad post desufampai, not very impressed with that content you're promoting.
have you ever considered for a second that our pal, OP, over here might not be the brightest chap and he's just trying his best?
also
>needing to be literate at all to work in a factory
do you ever think before you shitpost senpai?
DO FUCKING BETTER.
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>group of girls call me hot
>little do they know I have tons of cystic acne on my chest and back
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>tfw no qt boyfriend with cystic acne on his chest and back
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>>37625682
>it's not on your face
over it you should get.
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>get with one of the girls
>fuck her so good she claws at your back
>loud scraping noise like an angle grinder on a chalkboard covered in sand paper
>her hands are covered in industrial amounts of blood and pus
>she screams in horror
>she tries to pull away but alas she cannot, for her hands are stuck to you via your endless supply of back glue that she is now caked in
>stare her in the eyes as you inject your nut juice deep inside of her
>chomp off her head and consume her innards before tossing her mangled corpse aside, on top of the pile of other mangled, acne covered corpses
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ITT worst fetishes you have ever had the disadvantage of randomly seeing
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Photomanips can be okay depending on what's being depicted, some make me want to kill the deviantart's coders for never implementing a filter function
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>>37625611
edit of that futanaria site. Where did you find that op?
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>>37626095
Not OP but I used google and got TF-Warlock.
http://tf-warlock.tumblr.com/post/133545074107/neither-of-them-expected-her-to-be-contagious-and
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Hi fellow robots, I have a question for you.
How do I get strangers to believe that I'm aphone/muted ? I'm tired of people trying to get money out of me for help X poor people or whatever in the streets, I'm tired of gipsies asking for money. I litteraly can't walk in the street without being stoped each 5 minutes by someone begging for fucking money. Problem is, I'm too much of a pussy to just tell them to fuck off, so how do I get them to believe that I'm just not able to talk at all so they leave me alone.
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learn sign for "I'm mute" and you're golden
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carry a few standard phrases around on signs or laminated paper so you can hold them up
t. autist
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>Man, Anon. You lookin' good today. Damn good! Can I serenade you with a song, by using your penis as my flute?
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>>37625488
all niggers must fucking hang - Animal Mother
Anonymous
/r9k/, it's greentext time again. 2017-06-10 06:45:49 Post No.37625390
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/r9k/, it's greentext time again. 2017-06-10 06:45:49 Post No.37625390
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/r9k/, it's greentext time again.
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Hello again /r9k/. You might remember me as the guy who's dad pretended they were a gorilla during a job interview. I've got another story, all true. So sit back, relax, and end my suffering.
>Be me
>9 or 10, don't remember
>Cousin is over
>I have an Idea
>Tell him we should scare the shit out of my parents.
>We begin brainstorming.
>Tell him I have an idea
>We both get naked and charge down the stairs
>Parents are fucking shocked
I still think about this shit every night so I guess I should share my pain.
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>work at a restaurant
>girl my age walks in with her mom
>so cute
>i mess up and i end up throwing away her dish instead of bagging it
>chef makes her new dish
>she says bye to me specifically
What did she mean by this bros.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBGlI4DKlL4
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