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>>37627209
>most annoying and memey initial D soundtrack

I bet you're one of those autistic faggots that got into it when the shitty memes got popular, and either only watched the anime for the first time this year/havent even given it a watch yet

Best initial D driving track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RYu4fm3B2o

>>37627241
>Mfw watched it before the autistic faggots were even born.

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>>37627272
>Mfw _______
>doesn't include a picture post to describe yfw

mfw

>>37627206
did you make plants to go to a thing already? Where are you going?

My general advice is to not talk about yourself all that much. Ask about her without being too autistically interrogative. Ask her what she's into or studying or whatever and then compliment her and add something to what she's saying like "oh that's interesting, what's that like?" that lets her talk some more in a more natural pace.

t. cyborg who's fucked 5 girls.

>>37627270
Movie/dinner, I suggested a couple things and she picked that one.

>>37627206
>Ask her about about herself, but don't be too intrusive. Woman love talking about themselves.

>Have follow up questions ready to avoid awkward silences.

>Don't just ask any old crap though, because you'll seem insincere and like your trying too hard.

>Link your own interests/experiences in with her own. "Oh I like that, Oh I'd love to do that... etc" You can lie, as long as it won't come back to bite you.

Basically let her talk and let the drinks keep coming.

>>37627198
love story of two cannibals who meet on the deep web who decide to meet up and eat each other to death.

it's the purest form of love we have left. do it justice

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and how do you sit?

It's like the virgin wall of shame. I'll never get why people upload their "loved ones" on that page.

Hopefully no one will make much of a fuss when I kill myself. Plenty of good looking guys, too. Fucking attention whoring Chads.

>>37627034
yeah this
originalfdsfsd

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>>37626829
>>37626829
that's a completely normie-tier reaction. the only robotic way to fuck is by staring into the person's eyes to an alienating degree. this will be your one time experiencing intimacy, so you better be THERE, i want the intensity of my fucking pupils to burn holes inside of that person's inner-eye. i want to know that person better than god could .

u kno.

>>37627273
No, autists have issues with eye contact, find it uncomfortable as fuck.

t. Anon that has assburgers.

>>37626829
Because you don't make eye contact.
Consistently make an effort to maintain eye contact for a relatively stable amount of time and you will succeed eventually.

It's still illegal in some places, but law enforcement won't press charges for it because the police are corrupt. Apparently they are only there to interpret the law, not enforce it.

>>37626811
just move to saudi arabia if you're so upset about it
you'll fit right in

>>37626811

>literally one of those "come home, see this, what do" threads

I know it's staged but I lol'd

>>37627688

it's always dumb when people hate on islam for the things it does right rather than the things it is genuinely wrong about

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>>37626784
You could always learn to accept it and learn to have fun with your willy

>>37627021
There's no fun that can be had with my willy. There's almost no feeling down there. In addition, I'm unable to maintain full erections. It seems pretty useless but somehow it's not medically useless.

Kids can be little pieces of shit. My little brother was a fucking scumbag growing up and he made life in our house goddamned impossible. Our neighbor would always threaten to call the cops and get my parents locked up but it certainly wasn't their fault, that piece of shit would drive anyone up the wall

>>37626767
Why didn't you kill him then