[greentext]tfw when no gf[/greentext]
>>37628961
Welcome to the club pal, now take a spot in line.
original
I just want to forget what I can never forgive.
>>37628918
>>37628918
Is that you or your ex? If your ex, she's not much to miss. If you, hmu
>>37628918
Boy she's ugly af.
>>37628918
Hi Toby
Shouldn't you be in a bar by now?
>hand me the controller sis
wat do
>>37628904
>hand me the controller CIS
Ftfy
Really really bored...
What do you suggest me to do??
>tfw haven't had sex since two Christmas's ago in the parking lot of a Tim Hortons
>>37628853
>tfw haven't sex since I was born
>>37628853
Don't fuck me until i get a double double, ehh
>dad tells me there's hope for me to lose my virginity
>"how?"
>"I saw this website on the internet with women looking for young men in our city"
>"T-thanks dad"
>>37628794
KEK originale comente
I've finally done it. I have a girlfriend now. And a job. I don't need you guys anymore. I'll miss you all. I love all of you.
>be mostly skinny, have a slight potbelly
>have tried to lose it multiple times over the course of the last year
>each time I start, i convince myself that it's not that bad and go back to eating normal
>wear baggy clothes to hide being skinnyfat
Any other robots have ocd? If so we should be friends.
>>37628666
Holy shit that was 7 years ago?
Fuck man I want off this ride.
>tfw no self-stimulating autism spectrum gf
I have one. You need to be really patient and really understanding, and maybe even autistic yourself. You need to stimulate her more than she stuns herself.
With a good dick it's not that hard.
>OMG Stacey, you and anon would look sooo cute together xD
>ewww no
Why do they do this?
>>37628584
>tfw a Stacey said that to oneitis and it actually worked
>>37628608
>it actually worked
as in, you actually got together with your oneitis?
what are you doing here then, anon?
>>37628584
From kindergarden-10th grade whenever id bump into a girl in the hall way they would scream
>ewwww!
It stopped when I threatened to kill one of them with graphic details and brought them to tears.
>tfw always was creepy autist everyone was afraid was going to shoot up the school
>going to fuck my usual hooker today
>fap to some doujin so i can last longer and not waste money
>after the fap, lose all interest in having intimate contact with a woman
>call her up and cancel, use the money to get Chinese food instead
why does this always happen
>>37628578
Actually sounds like a good ending. I guess it's because after you fap you aren't horny anymore so a hooker sounds like a chore rather than fun
>>37628601
but then tomorrow the viscous cycle begins
i'll probably start getting intense bouts of tfwnogf
Thoughts on femdom?
Is it healthy?
What percentage of women would you say are into it?
I want to have a chick dominate me as long as there's no butt stuff to be quite honest with all of you, family.
femdom is gay, but a lot of stuff in the femdom realm is alright (facesitting, ass licking, foot faggotry, etc) if you just stop pretending that a woman has power over you
also I thought the guy's hand was in a mousetrap in the OP pic, but it's just playing cards
How to disrupt a neighbours party. Normies in the house opposite me are having a loud party. There's not many of them but they insist on staying outside. The cunt who owns the house constantly has parties like this.How can i fuck with them. Nothing too serious, i don't want any fatalities
>>37628561
How bad is it, man?
Call the cops on them if they are loud enough
>>37628561
While everyone's passed out, TP their house in the middle of the night if it's one of those types of parties
I think giving foreign aid to some nations might be counterproductive. Instead of helping those in need, people will actually suffer more by giving foreign aid. Most of the time, people suffering from hunger are those living in a very corrupt government. Which is why most of the aid goes to the corrupt leaders. When a corrupt leaders gets foreign aid from other countries, they often stay in power longer by getting money to reward their essential backers or by bribing high ranking military officials to fend off any dissent. This in turn makes the people living in those country more miserable by making corrupt leaders stay in office longer.