>go to doctor and say I hurt all over
>"lol maybe you're depressed?? go take some happy pills you fucking loser"
>"dont come back here ever again unless you get a heart attack or something"
has anyone dealt with this feel
is there a certain event which you think is the reason you became a robot?
here is mine
>be 9 or 10
>walking home from friends house at night
>car pulls over next to me
>think it might be a pedo and start walking faster
>middle aged guy who I think is alone starts shouting "hey cunt, hey bitch, hey dickhead"
>start running
>he shouts run forrest run
>mentally scarred for years because of some looney
my theory is he wanted to rape a girl, mistaken me for a girl for my long hair, then played it off as a joke when he realised im a boy.
*rawr* *jumps behind you*
umm anon-kun... clean your room! K?
I uploaded my first profile picture on facebook after 7 years. Who else is insecure?
>>37636217
Same but I didn't even have the guts to take a picture of myself so I just used a pic of my dog.
>tfw going to a psychologist has made me more depressed
>>37636159
yo op hit ya boi wit da sauce
https://youtu.be/YAJWK40qahg
why have you not brought Mario plushies and started making YouTube videos for thousands on dollars yet?
I really want my dick to get sucked. How do I get my dick sucked?
>>37636011
Stop going on this website and get a job.
>>37636011
I'll suck your dick for 15$.
I'm a boy, though.
>>37636011
>I really want my dick to get sucked. How do I get my dick sucked?
Are you cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLWKLGaqxVs
Can you even imagine Iiving a life this fulfilled, every single day? Every moment is a constant build, a constant improvement on the one before. When he's gone, people miss him. When he dies, people will remember him.
Not really. There's been millions like him before and there will be millions more. Very few people actually leave an impact on the world relative to the grand total desu
just think of it.
instead of wasting away playing video games, i could've just not played video games and instead wasted away doing shit i didn't even want to do, like walk around campus for hours, aimlessly or happily study bullshit.
great, he believes he's creating a purpose in his life, that's real awesome, but meaningless in the end.
>>37635999
Sounds like he's slacking off and procrastinating way too much. Also, why the fuck is he spending so much time walking about?
Most grad students will be hermits in their shitty apartment or in a cubicle at the library for 90% of their time.
I really want to quit. Every time i determine to quit fapping But it only last one week. What a weak will faggot. Please help me i want to stop this stupid thing......What can i do?
>>37635976
Are you fucking retarded?
Have sex you fucking fag, or an hero
>>37636390
Yes i'm virgin..
>>37635976
You know Pavlov? If you don't, he's the guy who made dogs associate fear with a specific sound.
So do that, every time you fap do something disgusting, or jack off to gross porn.
After a while of doing this, you should not want to jack off anymore.
Or just take drugs that lower your libido, research them yourself please.
>Whachoo lookin' at, Hakujin?
im going to make hiroshima look like a fucking joke
>>37636313
if they won't give us qt japanese gfs then they'll give us their lives instead
just got a vaginajob
shit was so cash
>>37635923
Ay bro come to the beach. I've met lots of new friends to chill with
This girl came over last night and fapped me off with her mouth. Felt like a wet pillowy bag of marbles, it was rad my dudes. I didn't even want to cuddle or hold hands afterwards either, I made her get an uber and leave! Totally sick
>>37635923
>shit was so cash
F
76.252.157.233 the guy is a mega nigger
>>37635885
Not your personal army faggot
Not original obviously
Talk me about people you like. Doesnt need to be romantic, just someone you think is nice or cool.
I love my friend M. He is so kind, generous, and self-giving. I love learning about his unique interests in obscure Japanese fighting games and classic pro-code era cinema. I love all my friends but M is a very good friend and I wanted to say something nice about him.
He's going to school to be a doctor and thinks it's too late to achieve his dreams of being an artist.
Still hoping for a chance with him.
i like people who make threads.
i really appreciate you, anon :3
Maybe they were right
I work another shift while the NEETs are tucked in real tight
should I stay and work my life away?
I have no choice I am a slave...
Is anyone else the entertainer of the friend group? Everyone else gets to support and help each other but you have to be funny or leave? That's all I've ever been. The last time I tried to calm down with the acting funny, everybody left me. Now I have to be funny for all my friends. I can't get love or support or respect. I don't even have friends I have an audience. Everytime I change everyone becomes hostile or leaves. Anyone else like that?
>I liked you better when you were funny.
IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT MAKE IT END MAKE IT ALL END PLEASE I DONT WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE ITS NOT WORTH IT
>friends
organlamo
Anon I've been in the exact same boat as you. I used to do stupid voices and push the envelop for cheap laughs. I feel like everything I say has to be some god damned obnoxious one-liner. As I've gotten older I realize that all I wanted was attention and these people were laughing at me - not with me. I went through a pretty shitty time last year and got depressed. I didn't say much and never really cracked any jokes. People stopped hanging out with me and said I was too depressing. (Admittedly I was, I do get subconsciously theatrical about everything) Basically the conclusion that I've come to is that I need new friends. This is for a lot of reasons but I feel like the only way to stop being "that funny guy" is to just start over as "the quiet weird guy."