>A good song starts playing on the radio
>Someone in the car starts singing along to it
>>37638124
>implying anything but shitty normie trash plays on the radio
Get out faggot.
>>37638124
My radio my car, shitstick. Got a problem with that you can leave at anytime though I won't bother with slowing down.
>it's your mom singing
>she's off-tune and fucking horrible
>in electromagnetism class
>came a few minutes early
>a girl who always sits in front of me is talking to someone and she leans forward for some reason
>ass is literally 30cm away from my face
what did she mean by this? surely she isn't stupid enough to not know she is point-blank mooning me?
Your invisible to her or at least, just furniture
she was too busy talking to someone to even remember your existence, don't think too much into it friend
>>37638064
do you think 30cm is close? try going to the club and having girls rubbing their asses on your dick in your pants, then you can make this thread again.
Is it considered sex if I just want to watch somebody else fap/fap with somebody.
No, it's live pr0n.
>>37637951
yeah it means sex
Anyone else jack off because of boredom and not because you're horny? The only thing I do is play video games, jack off, and wander aimlessly around the house? Anyone else like this? file/pic unrelated
>>37637919
yea sometimes. idk, i know it will feel good so i do it i guess? lol. i mostly only fap out of "boredom" when i take slightly higher dosages of my adhd meds. only started using them in my early 20's last year and they make me horny as fuck. can/have literally not ate all day and instead fapped for like 14 hours straight lel
women schlick out of boredom a lot more common than dudes tho actually. dudes have that refractory period, whereas women can just get horny as fuck whenever if they're willing to kind of work at it, and since they can orgasm repeatedly they can just keep going for as long as they want
Hey guys it's anons first thread!
Late night happy feels thread? Let's just put away those feel threads and have a good night. Tell us about your happiest experience so far in life.
Please I don't care who you are or how boring it is I just want something/one to talk to. Even if it's an anonymous poster behind a screen.
>>37637918
happiest was getting married. recently i've made a lot of money on cryptocurrency so that's pretty fun.
>>37638109
That's nice anon. How much have you made so far?
>tfw no street racer bf
>getting blown by my practice gf
>she puts her middle finger knuckle deep in my asshole
>pulls it out and smells it lustfully
>>37637817
You're gay now. You have to dump her and get a practice bf.
>>37637817
I think she might be a keeper, boss.
>>37637817
>practise gf keeps bringing up marriage
wat do?
*a wizard casts a spell and reveals the identities of everyone who claims do be a fembot*
What do you think will happen robots?
who here /roidgut/?
I have a big ole gut but I'm not on roids
How you want me when you got a girl
>>37637559
what's the original story, anon?
originally muted
>running out of excuses not to commit suicide
I can't see any more good reasons not to do it. I don't want to kill myself but I don't want to keep being alive even more.
>>37637552
don't kill yourself 54321
>tfw 30 days nofap
Before you shitpost telling me I'm wasting my time, I'm trying to cure my death grip
>doing nofap
>but watching porn at the same time
fucking retard. That's not how it works.
>>37637547
I'm not watching porn dummy
>>37637529
>masturbate with denim sleeve
>literally cannot feel anything on the majority of my penis
Will no fap help me turn back time?
>fetishes used to be super specific
>now i fap to the idea of a female talking to me
What do girls think about foot fetishes?
I remember when I was 16 I was at a summer camp and all the girls made it a meme and laughed at is I awkwardly sat there forcibly giggling to the joke.
I notice girls are either
a) very showy of their feet and constantly moving them and desiring attention
b) hide them/never want them touched ever/sensitive
hey Robots, update on this >>37597155
I took your advice and decided not to pursue her, and that night she cuddled with her ex in the hospital, she doesn't know if she wants to get back with him now.
thanks guys, ill just wait for a waifu when I go to university this fall, I heard there is a shy girl at the anime club, worth a shot.
just get cucked like a man and have a better than usual fap
>>37637454
This, getting cucked is inevitable in this day and age man, might as well get some good experience under your belt.