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Computerfreak, Computerfreak Live in your world, chops with thick fingers in the keyboard. Computerfreak, Computerfreak Above all, locked, chatting in the chat, finding only yourself, reality and fantasy merge into one lump, virtual mass and binary code.
Enslaved by the memory, you are crouching in your butze, eat you only * creep * to survive. Computerfreak, computerfreak unwashed, sticky, emotions shocked, tangled in the mouse. Computerfreak, Computerfreak From Megahertz to Megaschmerz, is this the life you really want? Depends on updates, eyes straightened, wrinkled your body, slave of your time, disk smokes, backup is lost, fear of next crash, who rules here whom? Computerfreak, computerfreak Clicks depressed in the off, memory chronically scarce, clocking is shitty. Computerfreak, Computerfreak Both sides can be formatted, prisoner of Bytes, joystick of emotions, The brain clumsy with data porridge, Controlling excluded, is this the beautiful new world or Horrortrip? Damn one-way street from electrosmog, in between Niemandsland from grandmothers and officials. Computerfreak, Computerfreak Digital coma, analogous twitching in virtual agony. Computerfreak, Computerfreak Capture the drive, the servant becomes the ruler, the slave becomes God. Computerfreak, computerfreak army of the laptop zombieschlecht clocked, wrongly polarized, on DVD enslaved. Computerfreak, computerfreak Young and sick and popped up fat fat meatclops fixed on the screen.

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>you will never be an antifa CHAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP4_lRv_7ng

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>27 year old man comes into the surgery
>Frequently injects drugs intravenously
>Worried about the risk of catching HIV
>Wants me to give him a sterile needle
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

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>my dad and my brother has a huge schlong
>i have a micropenis

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My dentist did a shit job and now I have 3 caries REEEE

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Any Robots here that have gone to a brothel? How was your experience?

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This guy here:
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37540885/#37540885

just wanted to drop by and say it lead to nothing (except for a couple of days of fun chatting) since I found out she's 17 (turning 18 this month) and I'm 27 so the age difference was way too much.

However, I wanna say that it was fucking great for my confidence. Also I felt like I had some worth for those couple of days. I even started giving a fuck about my house and life, started cleaning the entire house and doing push ups and shit.

At least I now know I have some basic ability to communicate with the opposite sex without looking like a total sperg.

She's still friendly, so at least it didn't end up with me being hated or anything I guess.

This at least has given me the confidence and will to want to try talking to random girls more (hopefully ones that are around my age).

I'd say if I have one advice to give is to care about the way you look (clean fitting clothes and groomed well) and to just take a leap of faith and try talking to people more. worst case scenario is that you don't even see them again, so who cares. but you might end up getting a huge confidence boost of even na friend/gf out of it.

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>make the conscious decision to be social when I move in to student apartments
>it's a struggle, but I force it and over the year closely befriend 3 people I share a kitchen with
>see them every day, become intertwined in their lives, invest in what they're invested in, have empathy
>now everyone is moving out and I'll never see them again

What's the fucking point, I'm so upset.
Can you imagine what extroverts go through? They make these connections all the time then go, rinse and repeat. They must be sociopaths or something.

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How do I get a girlfriend?
None of my friends have cute female friends to introduce me. Co-workers don't have anyone to set me up with. I'm a 7/10 27 year old man ,financially independent and live by myself. I just want to find a wife before I'm too old to marry and have kids. It's hard because I literally have no interaction with single females at all between work and free time.

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Why do so many loners who commit mass murders have waifus?

>john hinkley jr
>andrew blaze
>the guy who killed christina grimmie

Is there a waifu mindcontrol program?

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hey guys,
Ive spend hundreds of dollars on clothes, and skin care products, and 7 or 8 every week at the gym for the past year. But I just consistently get rated 6/10-7/10 on /soc/, heck I even got a job in the uniformed services with healthcare and a 401k. Yet, whenever I go to parties no girls or guys have any desire to talk to me. What am I SUPPOSED to do?? I just realized today I was the equivalent of a 300 pound fat woman who wears expensive makeup and perfume.

Im so fucking close to just leaving it all behind quitting hygiene and just living off my stocks in a basement while playing videogames and masturbating 3x a day.

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how can i have the hair like the guy of the left

i have long hair too

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Verily I say unto you, that the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you.

For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him.

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I burst a giant zit on my dick, will hookers still see me?

I could wear a band aid

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>very skinny body
>have fat cheeks