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What do you think ugly girls feel about life?

>tfw ugly girls realize there will never be a Disney princess that resembles them
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A chick ugly enough is basically a man but with a bleeding cunt nobody wants
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There's no such thing as ugly people only ugly personalities.
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>>37647963
Wrong you fucking tard. I know plenty of friendly guys who don't get any girls despite their positive attitude and humor. It's about looks, 90% of the time. When a girl thinks you're hot THEN she will take the time to learn about your personality, which means that ugly guys are fucked regardless of how nice they are.

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I'm this guy >>37636771

My parents will be coming home in a little over an hour, so what should I jerk off to? I'm going to edge so I can last until they roll down the driveway. My only rule is no trap shit or illegal stuff.
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>>37647780
Dirty underwear
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Map of the 1600's Spanish Empire

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>need advice, feeling lonely
>at hotel, for some reason they blocked /adv/
wat do?
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>>37647771
>off by one.jpg
ask the receptionist
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get vpn?
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>>37647771
LEL IT'S YOUR ADBLOCKER YOU BAG OF DICKS

Any black femanons want me as their bf?
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Maybe some men are not meant to start a family.
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>go downstairs to the kitchen for my morning toast
>see that mom bought a brand new shiny blacked&decker toaster
>this is when the lust overtook me
>cum inside toaster.

Am I fucked Anons? How much longer do I have before the feds kick down my door?
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God dammit is this a meme now? (The lust took over me)
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>>37648449

>(you) Betcha!

originale

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Fembots, why don't you just take the knot up the butt in order to reach massive orgasms like girl in pic related?
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God women are despicable vile creatures

oregeano
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>>37647741
where's the video
evakus
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>>37647741
Looks more painful than pleasurable

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>Neighbor just rang the door and asked wether she could get her cat out of our yard.
>She walked past the window to ring the door.
Did she see me jerk off? Who expects this at 10:30 pm?
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>>37647731
Typical virgin mistake. She saw you and wanted to fuck. Maybe next time, champ.
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CLOSE YOUR FUCKING BLINDS, how can you be that autistic to masturbate by a window so that anyone can see

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Tell me, robots: what is the loneliest you have ever felt?
Oreginalino
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Robots, join me at 0,0 on pixel canvas.io for madness
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Fucking spics are poluting the void
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>>37648558
nice

oreijdf

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What experience have you had with talking to femanons? Were they nice? Crazy? Mean?
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Week 2
no money.
No job i applied for has called me back
power is about to get shut off
landlord will evict
Had vivid dreams due to the hunger

All I can think about is selling my graphics card on ebay so I can have enough money to buy a medium pan pizza and hotwings
Just 2 more days until the auction ends.
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>be pasty white guy
>have black friend
>him: has both a job and degree in physics
>me: unemployed, can't afford university, on disability

Does that make him white than me?
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>>37647534
>Does that make him white than me?
No it just goes to show that your intelligence isn't based on skin color and that whites can just be retarded as people from any other different "race" can be and that skin color has no effect what so ever on intelligence.

He is a better person than you.

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What's the best way to find an escort in the U.S.? Is there even a point to trying?
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Depending on where you live, you may need to take a trip to another state. Like New York, Florida, or California. They have the highest quality escorts.
Best sites:
www.eros.com
www.backpage.com
www.escortdirectory.com
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>>37647523
>What's the best way to find an escort in the U.S.?
Just call one of the numbers.

>Is there even a point to trying?
Yes unless you're disabled.

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Pepe or Wojak /r9k/? Choose wisely.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13164248/r
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rock the vote :)
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rock that fucking vote lads xp
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>>37647473
This guy gets my vote.

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