>tfw you find out your oneitis doesn't have any feelings for you
>>37651525
>having a oneitis
can't say i blame her for rejecting a simp like you. your fault for expecting something of a woman
>tfw no uk gforigioni lololol
>>37651499
English women are the worst, anon. It's impossible to meet intelligent women that aren't caked in makeup here
am uk hmu
>tfw no french qt gf
that's it, I'm leaving 4chan and not looking back, wish me lucks robots, and there's no need to reply to this, I just quit. goodbye.
Goodnight England.
Hope you guys have a nice sleep, this is me signing off. Ready to wake up to another painful morning?
I am.
[Pic unrelated, I just like it]
>i will go to a daycare center
feels bad, i dont wanna do group therapy with old and creppy people, my parents dont wanna respect my neet life
Just save up, move out and restart your neetdom
>tfw no melancholic bf
>>37651292
You've come to the right place then; just take a seat over there and someone will be bashing down your door to white knight you shortly..
>>37651292
I always fall for melancholic girls; Something so fucked up about them that I can't resist. However, most them are still shallow as shit and only sad because chad won't hit on them.
>>37651558
lol, pretty much this
i do like it when a girl isn't 100% right in the head though
as long as she isn't too stabby
>go into random thread
>deliberately misunderstand people
>post B8 and leave
>make bad faith arguments
>samefag constantly
>"not that guy, but...."
>am literally always that guy
>>37651279
OP is a faggot fpbp
/thread
I'll go first i showed my first gf in a while first since sophomore year of hs to my parents, they both told me she was ugly as shit and that they weren't surprised i had an ugly gf and then proceeded to laugh at me along with my normalfag brother
>>37651245
when i was ins chool i had no friends at all. after finding some guys at my school that played the same game as i did and being genuinly fun to talk to i often talked to them via sms
every time i texted them my parents would ask me if i was writing my girlfriend knwoing full well that i am too ugly and socially retarded to talk to girls
Watcha doin there Rabbi?
>>37651073
>>37649533
>>37650985
>>37648118
>>37650106
>tfw your thread gets linked in the OP
Humans were not supposed to do nothing all day but it feels like the ultimate state of being, can a robot fill me in on why that is?
>>37651207
>tfw neets actually look like the wagecuck in this picture irl
>>37651277
wagecucks be like
is it just me, or are women juxtaposed with marriage?
of the few girls i've talked to, most of them have subtly inserted the topic marriage into conversations as examples, analogies, arguments, etc.
anyone else notice this or is it just a massive coincidence based on who I'm talking to?
what is this supposed to mean?
>>37651196
Every girl kinda wants to get married. It's in our subconscious. Even the ones that say they don't at least want something similar to marriage.
There's this weird stigma that unmarried, older women with no kids have.
I assume since women's natural role is to procreate, being unmarried with no kids is kind of like being a biological failure.
>>37651196
Nah m8 youre just talking to those kinds of girls. I know tons that absolutely hate the idea of getting married and having kids. Like they never bring it up so the time I do I find out thats why they never talk about it
Women follow the alpha fucks, beta bux model when fooling around but what that really want is alpha bod, good job, good dad figure to marry.
Some women just bring up marriage to seem like a "good girl" though and have no intention of getting off the cock carrousel anytime soon. It's just another victim game ploy; "where have all the good men gone??"
>tfw only a 7" penis
Anyone else know this feel? Is there any way I can hope to satisfy a woman?
>>37651133
Sorry dicklet, you will never be enough when she knows how much better dick is out there
>>37651133
Not going to happen, 7.5 is the bare minimum these days.
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gran gran saw me beating my meat :(
pop pop said to put my toys away
Post this every so often, but just a reminder to all my fellow robots out there.
>>37651106
I dont get it. Like I never have.
>>37651136
Not from family?
>>37651168
What do you mean? I dont understand "we accept the love we think we deserve"
I don't think we deserve any of the stuff that happens it just happens. So like I wont say no to a hot girl cause im not as attractive as her or whatever. Thats just like super dumb self destructive
Do these gf begging threads even work? I'm curious to find out if any real intimate relationships formed through /r9k/
not really, 90% of the time it results in attention whoring trannies getting a bunch of beta cuck orbiters.
>>37651070
>Gf-begging threads
Don't really think I was begging, but I met my current GF in a fembot contact thread. We've been together for 4 years