Tfw no farting wolf gf to fart at me
Will we ever see the Internet go back to being a niche thing for nerds/hobbyists?
What a dumb fucking question of course we won't
>>37652702
If you want to be a nerd find a site that is still old school and fairly unknown by the normiesnot this site
I suppose you could stick to IRC, GNUnet, or maybe Usenet if that is still a thing.
What is the chance of our current pope calling for another crusade?
>>37652675
there are pics of him tonguing a niggers foot
never
The only crusade he'd call on is to fight far-right extremism.
>>37652675
>Pope Francis I
>crusading for anything other than refugee rights
Comfy General.
>/ComfyxComfyPostx/
>ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzTzGWWKevA [Embed]
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFt4mTm9k1k&t=1051s [Embed]
Post Comfy Media/Pictures/Links
Tell me what you're doing/drinking/eating/reading
Try and keep things non-political and non-shitpost. Be kind to eachother. We try to encourage everybody to have good feels even if they're feeling bad.
Get settled get cozy and /COMFY/
comfy is a good feeling of wanting to exist in the moments of absolute bliss you find from experiences or in pictures you like. comfy is subjective but there's a few trends you can whittle it down to.
>nature images
>skylines
>urban aesthetics
>warm colors
>rural houses/landscapes
>the aesthetic of rain or other weather
>VHS filters, 90's aesthetic images, or cyberpunk
>interior design
composition is very important when it comes to creating an aesthetic picture (obviously)
pastaprimavera orginago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A12JKyzkUC8 [Embed]
>tfw no femanon gf who wants to take steroids and lift until she's huge.
>She will never make me suck her testosterone engorged clit that resembles a micro penis every day.
>>37652628
My autistic dream has always been to get a fat girl swole.
>>37652649
As long as she gets huge and her dominant tendencies grow due to her hormonal balance changing I'm up for it.
Swole girls need to be strong amazons not shy delicate flowers.
omegle thread
/r9k, arcanine, etc...
>tfw no fatass asking what I've had for dinner thread
Should I get my tendies from canes or chicken express /r9k/?
>tfw imagining all you virgin faggots sitting on your plump twink asses all day crying about
m-muh no gee ef! :("
pathetic
>>37652575
>chad imagines twink asses
>robot imagines sexy gfs
really trundles the bundles
Hey quit beefing on the virgins, they had a looong day
>>37652575
>virgin
>faggots
>twink asses
Tell us about that feel anon.
Remembered this shit that I should have avoided in the first place
>be me
>in year 11
>i draw shit
>even though my drawing quality back then was shit i did improve a bit, not too much.
>i'd occasionally doodle in class
>people would check my notebooks
>i'd get super annoyed when they did that
>one day a girl from my class, comes up to me
>solid 8/10
>tells me that my drawings were pretty nice
>genericnerdresponse.jpg
>she had a sad look on her face
>then she tells me that her old boyfriend dumped her and yadda yadda, idk i was too busy looking at those two "personalities" on her chest
>she cries on my shoulder and stuff
>my coat is covered with stacey tears now
>she stops crying and we start talking about drawing again
>she tells me she has an instagram account where she posts her stuff
>i check it out
>it's disgusting, but i hide the reaction
>"i-it's pretty good! i like it!"
>she thanks me and hugs me
>days pass, we go on talking with each other about drawing and stuff
>sharing our drawings
>1 year later she tells me she wants to date me
>genericnerdresponsetothefuckingmax.exe
>we date around for a month
>still no kiss
>i start to get suspicious
>decided to check her instagram, last time i checked it was ages ago
>i dont use my phone that often
>surprise! she has over 200 of them now!
>holy shit that's bigger than my self-esteem
>i head over to the posts
>wait a second
>she didnt draw this
>I DREW THIS
>she fucking erased my signature and put her own
>???
>next day, im at lunch time with friends and i call her to come meet me
>i ask her what the fuck was going on in her instagram and why is she stealing my drawings
>she, stops and looks at me with a blank look on her face
>slaps me in front of my friends and runs crying.
>we stop dating
>later i found out it wasn't the first time she had done shit like this
>mfw i could've just told her her drawings were shit and none of this would've happened
Anyone got any shit similar to this happen to them?
>>37652569
Should have told her to put out if she wanted to use your pix.
>>37652569
That's what you get for falling for the roastie deceit. I once degrade myself to asking a literal 0/10 for her phone number, but later found out she was going to laugh at me and mock me over it. I stopped using it and ignored her at school, feels good man. Never going back to 3D though.
>tfw remembering all of the cringeworthy texts I sent to my high school crush 5 years ago
>>37652569
>>37653424
These posts give me an urge to slay some thots
>tfw remembered that time an absolute perfect petite qt smiled at me in hs and I did nothing and just nodded at her
>that was the last time any woman smiled at me
what are some things that make you want to off yourselves anons?
>>37652551
The time I asked a girl to prom
>Says yes
>Says I don't know later
>Says No i'm going with some chad
>She used to be my friend now she ignores me and avoids me
>Was the only girl I talked to daily in school
>Pretty sure she said shit about me
>Girls laugh at me in the hall and I hear them whispering something about me
Yep pretty much want to take the bullet but I don't want my family to get upset that I killed myself.
Tfw no gassy farting gf girl
>>37652504
>tfw no gf that wrestles with you daily and farts on your face when she pins you down
>>37652610
It's a bad feel, I know. Where can we find farty bully gfs anon?
>when you bait someone in a thread and don't even bother checking to see if they replied
First time I've done this, anyone else do this or things like it?
fuck you you are a bad person
Is this bait? You are baiting us by talking about baiting OP. Very rude.
>>37652483
Why is Archer saying bait on?
Stopped believing in love at first sight
Actually fell in love for the first time in years, after a brief chat and 2 pictures.
We have a date soon but I'm 99% sure it will be awkward after spending months in isolation.
She will decide against me in the first 5 minutes, we'll have a polite conversation for 1 or 2 hours, and part ways.
Why am I even doing this?
Ask a guy who has been sleeping in his schools forgotten portable restrooms anything, I've been sleeping in them overnight for 3 days now
>>37652404
Nice digs you got there.
Asuka or Rei?
the smell most be horrible during these hot days
i cant believe you
>>37652404
are you homeless or just trying to be funny?
..wait .. are you david blaine?
>tfw 10 year old sister shows you how to hold a girl's hand properly
>tfw I'm 20
there is some proper method?
don't you just grab hands?
like, there's only so many ways to hold onto a hand with a hand that is holding onto your hand
i mean i guess you could start with a thumb and two finger pincer on the wrist and that might be the standard move to initiate a full on grasp but once a real clasp is going there is no way she can escape
>>37652335
Aw, that's really cute. Hug her and tell her you love her every day and watch a movie with her tonight.