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>got a gf before starting college
>now doing computer engineering in a different city
>find out I am actually fuckable and the girls from my city were just assholes
>can't fuck stacies and live the normie life because I don't want to cheat
>she relies emotionally on me so much that I'm afraid of what could happen if we break up
To live is to suffer

>>37654888
>>37654195
>having a gf just to have one and not actually loving her
I hope you all die.

>>37654915
I never thought I would doubt that I love her, from before the relationship started she was everything to me and that's why I refuse to try and break up, I know I will never have a better chance of having a good future with someone.
When all this shit ends I'm 100% moving out with her with my willy untouched by thots.

good question to be quite frankly actually truly honest family

is not a cell membrane a container?
why are the innards of an organism so shy?

You did OP. Good job.

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>>37654095
its great until you realize your 2d love will hate you just as much as every other person in this cruel world

I'm not going to read that long ass nonsense nigger
3d can suck your dick, 2d can't
Checkmate virgins

>>37654010
It was shit since the moment (((Sargon))) touched it.

>>37654044
>Sargon

Pre-Babylonian stolen valor from a fat british neckbeard.

The actual Sargon of Akkad was a fucking bad-ass.

The youtuber complains about feminists.

>>37654091
Stolen valour indeed, from one of the greatest early civilisations. Not much pisses me off than people who disrespect history like that.

>Tfw sister used to fart around me all the time to get on my nerves
>thought it was fucking disgusting
>she moved out and I hardly see her that much anymore
I never knew how good I had it...

>>37654106
You were living like a king my friend. Where all the fart girls at?

>>37653997
He would have simply self-immolated himself in an inflatable kiddie pool filled with gasoline

>>37653997
He was essentially talking about fascism.

nothing, you're just kind of glossing over one of the most important parts

>highly trained

do you really think any of the autists on this board would be willing or able to put time into training for a revolution? and not only that, but to remain a powerful active militia? Elliot Rodgers never had any hope of doing anything besides being a pussy and killing innocent people.

>inb4 triggered

no, he's just a memelord like that stairs kid

Chicken quesadilla

>>37654006
with a baja blast

>>37654009
and chips w salsa

>>37653943
my name is roger and I like planes but I don't like fidget spinners

>>37653966
I'm into conspiracies. Why do you not like fidget spinners?

almost every race wants white partners for a number of obvious reasons, shit thread

>>37653958
Fuck off fucking slavemaster, you cavebeasts aren't welcome in this thread

>>37653894
i want gf i want gf give me gf i want gf why don't i have gf i want gf

>>37653894
i choo choo choose you

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When will my gf appear
And whisper in my ear
>I'm here

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>>37653868
>mfw massive zit under my nose
>I can't pop it

>>37653865
>Why is half this board underage now?
I've got this summer time sadness

>>37653865
Even though most of the board users are underaged now, """"FEMBOT"""" threads not getting that much attention before is a fucking lie.

>>37653865
Most schools in the usa are out now.