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>>37655780
>>>/lit/
go away go away shoo shoo

>>37655780
Modern people don't read.
Let alone understand jung.

>>37655803
>/lit/
>reading
pick one

I don't see watchmen on that list you turbo NIGGER

I don't know what people my age (27) are supposed to watch.

Teen Titans was unironicaly the best cartoon show for it's time. It pains me to see what it has become

>>37655812
JL/JLU was better.

>>37655646
i do anon, dealing with other people feels like a literally chore. i don't know how these normal faggots do it. left to my own devices i never initiate "making plans" or calling people to see what they're doing. eventually, my friends stopped calling and now i just don't go out anymore. i save tons of money and im happy as a clam. you're just wired differently.

well congrats for surviving another year op, hope you got a comfy night without the stress of human validation, watch some anime and have a coffe in bed, I havent received a bday congrats from another non-familiar person in 4 or 5 years so my wishes are sincere

stop normalizing farts
gas is not a blast

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why are you picking horrendous artwork to shill your fetish? i love farts as much as the next guy, but the quality of the images you're posting makes my clit dry up. go to /d/ or any booru and get some good fart fodder for yourself.

>>37655874
I mean he picked some dragon hydra BRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP

that seems pretty deadly

>>37655586

I've fucked about 150 women, some gfs, but mostly escorts in between the periods where I have a gf. Some have been off of BP.

I'd say the main danger of BP girls are bait and switch to a different girl than the one in the photos. Getting busted by LE is a concern but not a big one if you do basic research.

1) Google the girl's contact information (telephone or email). No results are the ladies you want to avoid. Also avoid the ones that ask you to respond back to their ad through the BP email system.
2) Look for reviews on TER, ECCIE or some other established sites.
3) It's helpful to read the reviews to make sure that the girl isn't self-reviewing or that the reviews aren't bad. You may have to pay to get the full reviews but the "sneak peek" may be adequate.

That's pretty much it! It's common to meet a 6, 7, 8 on there for a good rate (maybe $150 for a half hour) but with limited service such as a blowjob with a condom and no kissing. As long as you have your expectations in check and do research, you'll have a fine time.

It's really safe
Just Google your area code or city followed by backpage or sting like "'city' backpage" and you'll see how safe your area is

5% chance you'll get mugged by Tyrone
0% chance you'll get arrested

Probably will be.
That's why I'm looking for a girl who has similar woes. I don't want to lie but I don't want to be a man whore just because I'm insecure about my inexperience.
So it's the only option.

I'm fairly sure I've had mono already. You don't have to kiss someone to get it, you know.

>>37655573
I caught mono at 23 with a pro and ended up in the hospital with my throat almost closing up.

Had a 20k bill at the end of it all

>>37655533
trip/dubs don't lie

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>>37655533
Why can't I find a gassy girl to fog me over? Chalk it up to karma?

>>37655533
>pedophiles are making millions right now and are living without fear of being prosecuted
>me the guy who shitposts about normies? well im depressed,neet,khv,poor,and will die alone
Karma for you

>>37655503
I've been married for 11 years and never had this happen, we have sex almost everyday and if we don't she will jerk me off or w/e its pretty good lot of people marry shit women

>>37655487
Did anyone screencap the original thread? The off the cuff OC was fun