>be me
>be 18
>can't do simple math
>have a hard time holding a conversation
>get caught talking to myself or random objects at school
>use r9k terms IRL sometimes
>girl likes me, and I like her but I'm too stupid and beta to kiss her
>two math classes behind
>can't even start this stupid/autist thread correctly
>Dad still makes my tie knots
>got sent to counseling for Columbine jokes
This is starting to sound like a fucking blog
>Kill me
REMEMBER REMEMBER
THE 7TH OF SEPTEMBER
maybe
Toledo
But it happened on the 8th of June
Why are we remembering the 7th of September
>Anon, I must say that you're a rather nuclear fellow. Very... radiant. If you don't mind, but... can I see your nuclear wessels?
>Set phasers to... stunning.
dubs also
It's says on your resume that you are a great communicator. Why are you having a hard time talking to me?
>>37656873
Whys your shirt unbuttoned. You coming on to me slut?
It must be my transgenderism acting up, ma'am. You don't discriminate against transgenders, do you?
T-thats what the j-job c-c-coach told me to write.
Anyone here watch or has watched Silvermania? They put out some quality content over the past few years even though they update very slowly. What are some underrated youtube channels that don't suck?
>>37656804
TCD or Navy Seal?
/r9k/, are we the baddies?
>>37656773
>remember when something like this used to be unironically posted
>It takes 8 volunteers to do the job of one paid worker
Why do people bother with this?
>>37656757
still free, which is less than minimum wage.
>>37656757
Because it makes them feel good about themselves.
I only returned to this board because I noticed very little gay shit this time.
However in the past few days we seem to get a lot more and more trap/gay/faggot/filthy genital threads.
Did those abused mentally ill janitors infiltrate again?
Why do you have to turn this place into the most vile and filthy shithole you can?
I don't want to see pictures of mutilated genitalia, neither hear your roleplaying fanatasies that remind you of your abuse.
Please leave and get some help, and leave the rest of us alone to enjoy ourselves.
>>37656700
Nobody else is bothered by the disgusting homosexuals and gore on this board?
>tfw women will never offer you non awkward pity fucks
>tfw robot's will never have their female family members offer you pity fucks
>be me
>just watched bethesda's e3
>no norleans
Help cheer me up guys, and while your at it please edit Todd's face onto the happy merchant.
>not being hyped as fuck for The Evil Within 2
your loss
What on Earth are you doing with the coitus simulator?
Why is the must suckable part of the human body also the part men pee out of? Shit's gross.
isn't a nipple more suckable though
or a finger
>the most suckable part
wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysqKHvQkKpM
it's the nip nop
>>37656568
>>37656578
no, the male peepee is more suckable
Any fart girls in here?
Any fembots wanna sit on this think for me and keep it warm until my gf comes home?
>>37656339
That's a cool dick. It's fat as fuck.
>>37656339
>tfw no bulbous bf
>>37656339
>think
Post your dicks, robots lmao
>tfw no redeemable qualities about me
>everyone hates me even my coworkers
>constantly feel the need to kill myself or commit self harm